Rip you, rip, rip,
rip babyhole into butthole!
- Does my hair look bad? - Yeah.
Hello underachievers!
I'm here with Corry again and we're gonna react
to more straight people,
but this time we are reacting to straight men!
specifically straight men.
Not
just
straight people in general.
We've answered the question "are straight people okay?"
on multiple occasions.
Obviously the answer is no.
But, obviously, we're not making fun of people for being straight
We're just making fun of heteronormativity
and the straight agenda which...
I'm joking.
A recurring theme in these videos is pretty much
that a lot of straight men
hate their wives or their girlfriends.
They just hate them.
I don't really know if straight men actually do like women,
so we're gonna explore that today.
So before we get into the video,
I have a hetero comment of the week.
Would you like to read it out?
But women aren't supposed to talk.
- No like, you know what I mean - Yeah, I know.
I mean like, you know, patriarchy,
women aren't supposed to talk.
You heard it guys! Shut up!
So I posted that comment on twitter and somebody responded:
That's always nice.
So, do straight men actually like women?
Let's find out!
Made brakes and brake pads
and windshield wipers
and lots of other things throughout history.
Bicycles!
But women weren't allowed to be written on patents
so a lot of credit went to men.
Women invented a lot of things throughout history.
It's just, if you have a society where only men
are allowed to be the ones that invent things.
Women's inventions are going to go to men
And sure man made brick.
Sounds like a stupid man thing to make.
"Here I have a brick".
But brick make house.
Brick not make house, people make house
With brick! People with brick make house.
- "People kill people". - With guns!
Yes, exactly.
Women have made kevlar glasses.
Thank you women for laser.
Women made bra.
I'm sure women are thankful for bra.
Although maybe lots aren't, 'cause bra sucks.
- But bra may be comfortable sometimes. - But bra offers support.
Yeah.
For boob.
So this man clearly think women made nothing.
Women made lots of things.
Women made you.
We're not getting into the comments yet
but I am uncomfortable when men say female.
Yeah it's like you only say female
when you really want to degrade a lady.
Yeah, actually, if you want to be transphobic too.
- But like that's also just a degrade to lady. - Degrade to lady.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Men already make their worlds kind of
revolve a little bit around women.
It's either they're your mother, right?
And you gotta love them
They're your wife or...
Or they're your sister and daughter
and you use them to tell people to not be sexy.
The only way you can feel empathy towards a woman
is if... - If you know a woman.
If you came out of her vagina
or she came up the same [ ] as you.
I do get upset when people have fun without me.
That's why you're a man.
That's true, that's why I'm trans.
Y'all, y'all.
Hey y'all!
Let me try it.
- Hey y'all, hey y'all. - Let me...
- Let me do it, let me do it. - Do what?
Hey y'all.
- I... No, no, no! - Hey y'all.
- Wait! - Hey y'all, hey y'all.
When me and my girlfriend
- No, no, no, no, no! - She...
She was...
CORRY!
- Let me do it, let me do it. - No, I don't want you to do it!
She's got two children.
So she works 24 hours a day.
She is,
two children,
very tired!
Also one and three is a really difficult age as well
because one of them can run around
and the other one literally dies if you leave it alone.
So like you really spread thin there.
"I was gonna propose to her but i'm turned off now".
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't suddenly not love a woman because she gained weight.
No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait.
"I work all day and I'm still on shape,
she has no excuses for this".
When you get baby, you have baby.
You gain weight, your body needs more food,
you need more food and then, when you have baby,
you are tired and don't have time for exercise
because you are with baby!
It really sounds like this guy is like:
"I'm going to work and I'm... Oh,
I'm really tired from work".
And he's got his wife
they're literally looking after the kids 24 hours a day.
A stay-at-home mom isn't just someone that sits at home
and just lets the kids run about and do whatever.
You've got to be cooking, cleaning, feeding,
making sure they don't hurt or injure themselves.
"I'm at the point where if she doesn't lose the weight I have to go.
Any advice will help.
The picture I used is an example.
I didn't want to embarrass her".
She is not like...
She looks great!
Jesus! That's such an awful thing to do.
- Also she looks fine and... - She looks great.
If you feel like your partner has gained weight
and it's affecting their health:
- First off, they're probably fine. - Yeah!
You wouldn't really bring it up,
but if you feel like you absolutely need to bring it up
don't just buy a bunch of s[ ]!
Be like: "Hey..."
Maybe ask them how they feel
because maybe their weight gain is a problem for them
or maybe they're fine with it.
You have two kids together
and suddenly she gained weight
and you don't like her?
This one sucks so
So "Sex? No. Excuse: I'm watching the show.
No, I feel sweaty and gross, I need a shower.
No non-verbal.
No, I'm exhausted".
And then, she says "yes" and then
the next day she says: "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday".
- How often does this guy ask for sex? - Jesus Christ!
"No, you're too drunk.
No, I feel gross.
No I'm too tired.
No, I'm watching my show".
WHY ARE YOU TRACKING WHEN YOU'RE DENIED SEX?
You're not entitled to sex!
- That's so weird! - Okay, hold up...
The 3rd, the 4th, the 6th, the 9th, the 10th,
the 11th, the 12th, the 13th, the 16th,
the 18th, the 19th, the 20th, the 21st...
He's asking almost every day.
You're a freak!
Imagine being so emotionally dead as to make a spreadsheet
of the number of times that your wife denied you sex.
Women only show skin when man wants.
You put out boob.
Boob caused coronavirus.
You cannot prove it.
Boob did 9/11.
You have to give birth to a baby when you're pregnant!
You either have to have it cut out your stomach,
which will leave you with big scars
and, you know, trauma, probably.
But also, you have baby the natural way?
The baby ruined the downstairs area.
The baby make belly big.
The baby depend on body.
The baby almost parasite.
- Baby is parasite. - You should not have baby inside stomach
if you don't want baby.
Not in stomach, but yes.
No baby in womb!
A lot of guys just think: "Oh yeah, pregnancy.
She's pregnant for a bit, you pop a baby out, it's fine".
But like pregnancy... It moves your organs.
Rip you, rip, rip,
rip babyhole into butthole!
You need to push it out of your genitals
and also you need to be pregnant for nine,
that's nine months of your life.
Where you need to:
You can't drink.
You can't socialize.
Sometimes you can't like really walk by yourself.
You get weird cravings.
Horrible stuff happens to your body
and if you don't want that,
that's horrifying like...
Imagine if a man bangs woman and then suddenly
"Oh you have to pee out watermelon" for bang.
"Some may not get that".
Okay.
The guy ends up aliven't and because of OnlyFans.
This doesn't make sense,
this is clearly... It's gotta be a joke.
Obviously he's not getting any attention from women
and like I love it when men blame their lack of attention
from women on the women.
If every single woman I've ever interacted with
hasn't liked me, clearly... - It's their fault.
There's something wrong with
because like every single one of them.
Everybody else is wrong.
Like not one woman has liked me so it's all their fault and it's not me
"I said: 'My wife thinks my... tastes funny'".
She's gonna taste it.
She wants him to, uh, he wants her to, uh,
put the... in his mouth.
- Yeah. - In her mouth.
That makes 'cause like, yeah, that makes sense.
Because that's what doctors do
and therefore he is allowed to make a sexual advice
at a medical professional.
I know it's a joke but I don't think the best way to attract a woman is saying
"My penis is weird".
Well maybe if going to therapy was free.
So this one doesn't make sense.
OnlyFans is a job. Woman going to OnlyFans
doesn't harm anyone else, you know?
It's fine.
But starting a podcast? Don't do that.
- Yeah. - Dangerous stuff.
We don't need to hear your words.
Look, if you're a white guy starting a podcast,
don't bother we've heard it.
There's two white guys on your podcast.
Yeah, but I started it. *Look for SciGuys on YouTube!*
And then, what do you think happen?
A man splains!
Yes! The man says:
- I believe he "um actually". - Yeah like...
"Um actually" get is a joke! That's a joke! Know what "um actually".
Anytime a woman does anything
a man comes along to be like "Uhm".
- I love seeing professional women, - Yeah.
- Know what they're talking about, just... - Yeah.
junk on a guy.
I don't like this already, can we stop?
"[...] make her dependent on you!"
- It's not good . - It's not, it's not good.
This way she cannot run away
and you keep her hostage.
Okay...
Is that what you're doing to me?
That's gross!
"I got you this Uber, you can't afford Uber,
I got you that!
You can't do that!"
That's what you do to me.
That's what you did the other day
when you listed off all of the things that you did for me.
You never did that.
Actually, you wanted to go somewhere
and I said "I'll get you an Uber".
It's controlling me by offering Ubers!
But really though, it's horrifying that men,
that there are men out there that think like this.
- Like they're knowingly doing that well - I see men out there.
I mean like a lot, like a good number of them.
That is abuse, though.
That is just a hands up.
Go ahead and do it if you want,
but it's abusive, so maybe
I'm gonna make you dependent on me,
so that if you need something,
you won't be able to get it without my control,
which means that you won't ever leave me.
Even if you want to.
Even if i'm being abusive.
Even though I'm not,
I'm just making you financially dependent on me
and letting you know how much you owe me.
I just can't believe that a person can think:
"Yep, this is a way to treat another person".
I know this is supposed to be funny, but really
it's just a little bit depressing, isn't it? - Yeah.
"Don't let your internal misogyny stop you
from sending nudes."
No, no, no, no, I don't have breasts.
I love this because not only it is mansplaining
but it's also twisting feminism to "send me nudes please".
This reminds me of the kind of man who is a "feminist"
but is only a "feminist" because it benefits him.
People are picked up on feminism because it's trending
and they know that if you make yourself non-threatening to women,
more women might want to sleep with you.
Which is predatory.
That was the end!
Do you think straight men like women?
- Probably not. - No, I don't think they do either.
But yeah, that's the end of the video.
Comment below, do you think straight men actually like women?
Or do you think they don't?
I don't think they do, but yeah...
Have a good day or don't!
- See you later losers! - Do you like women?
I do like women.
There's dust. Sorry.
I saw dust.
Have a good day or don't, see you later!
Goodbye losers, see you later, goodbye.
Kiss them, kiss them goodbye.