- I think if we were a rap duo,
we'd be Kid and Play, essentially.
- Totally. Totally.
- I think I would be Play and you would be Kid.
- Yes.
- He has a Run DMC shirt that I borrowed one time.
- I do have a Run DMC shirt.
- You have some, you have some,
- I know some stuff.
- You know some stuff.
There's some Ghost Face in our catalogue.
- Sure.
- There's some, there's some Wu Tang in general.
- Yes. Yeah.
- Everything's gonna be
- Yeah.
- Ice Ice Baby.
(laughs)
(upbeat jazzy music)
On a scale of Vanilla Ice to Jay Z,
Vanilla Ice being one and Jay Z being ten,
rate your partner's ability to cook.
- Milli Vanilli?
(ding)
- Milli Vanilli.
But here's the thing, Milli Vanilli wasn't all bad.
They were kind of like a fun summertime band.
It's just that sometimes they went a little, like,
off recipe you might even say.
You're going to say for me, like,
a rapping stork that raps about dairy products.
That's the level I think I'm at.
(ding)
- Old white man in a corporate training tape rapping.
Negative one.
(laughs)
- You guys we didn't fake this.
This is real.
- I feel like he rated me kind of low. Like three.
(laughs)
- I'm going to say a solid five.
(laughs)
- I said Eddie Murphy, cause I thought that was a five.
Didn't he have a song?
- Horrible.
I don't think she thinks I can cook anything.
And she's right.
- I put Ice-T, because I've never heard him rap
and I've never seen Tyler cook.
But I love him on SVU.
- I gave her Ja Rule.
Which I feel is like really middle of the pack.
- I think you're gonna put Eminem.
(ding)
Yay!
You owe me...
(laughs)
- I'd say it's Eminem.
- Did you see it?
- No.
(ding)
- Kanye? Lupe?
- Okay, yeah. It was a really easy one, okay?
Kanye. But she is not a gold digger.
Okay? Sophia's about personality.
- Lil Kim?
- Shut your face.
- Yeah, right?
(ding)
Lil Kim. Man. Man.
- I'm like, you know, I'm little, she's little.
- I just said Kanye with a question mark.
Here's why. I know.
I just think you should be with a rapper
who can really support your artistic needs.
- The monkey?
- The monkey from Johnny Bravo.
- The Bernie, maybe. Something like that.
Possibly?
(ding)
- The Bernie.
It's because it's a really silly dance move
and it's flopping and relaxed.
- If you say twerking we're single.
(laughs)
- I think Brian put Macarena.
(ding)
Yeah, see.
Superman.
(laughs)
Because you're my Superman.
You (mumbles).
- For Tyler I don't think it's a big booty ho.
- What?
- So.
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- We all know what yours is, so you might as well go first.
- A beej, is that what you want? Like, yeah.
(ding)
- A blow job.
Overnight in the princess suite
at the Disneyland Magic Castle.
(ding)
- To be treated like a pretty princess
forever and ever.
(laughs)
So kind of, yeah.
- But you do that every day.
- Aw. And you know, you do stuff.
- Let's hear it.
(ding)
- A massage at Disneyland,
in parenthesis, at the same time.
I just want to sit down and watch Netflix.
(ding)
The new season of Game of Thrones?
That is exactly what I want.
- We killed it.
- I think, I think we, I think we just
have to have an album now.
I think we just need to just, like,
- Yeah. Wait, do our album cover pose.
I feel like I would be like
here.
- If this were a 90's album, yeah.
It would be like this.
- I'm in the front.