...so I told him it was in the hamper the whole time!
*laughing*
Wait, Tiffany!
*door slams*
*loud footsteps*
*dog barking*
Ooh, this chest deserves a double tap!
Hey! Don't you dare like that picture! Don't even think about it!
Sh*t, sorry babe!
Sorry!
See you at dinner.
Okay.
Every Girlfriend Ever.
*kissing*
Babe, please not here!
What? I'm not afraid to show how I feel about my man, no matter where we are!
*kissing*
Every Girlfriend Ever.
Hey honey, have you seen--
You left your watch by the sink again, silly.
Oh, thanks!
I'm gonna be late for work again...
Don't worry, I made your lunch, all your work stuff's packed and ready to go.
I did your laundry 'cause I saw it was piling up, and I made you breakfast.
Boop.
What would I do without you?
Every "No you hang up!" Ever.
Honey, I'm home!
Babe?
Babe, where are you?
Babe!
*mysterious music*
Oh no! *suspensful music*
Oh no!
I've never cooked for myself.
I... I've never done any chores!
I... I don't know how to work, a stove? Or -- or any of this?!
What am I gonna do without her?!
I'm gonna die!
What are you doing on the floor?
Babe! You're home!
Where were you?
I was at the store. We needed food and dish soap.
*sighs* Oh.
Oranges! Awesome!
I love you, babe!
M'kay, bye!
Boyfriend: Bye!
Jesus Christ...
Every day hoping that she will ask you to propose to her ever.
...you can't even stand up!
*laughing*
He says like "WOO WOO WOO WOO"
Today was amazing.
I love you Keisha.
I love you too, Bobby.
*uplifting music*
*choking*
*demonic voice* DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!
You're so cute!
Boop!
Every kissy face emoji ever
Ah! finally single! I can't wait to take some time to be on my own and work on myself.
No relationships for a WHILE.
Oh my god, Emily!
Hey, listen.
I know it's been really weird between us for the past couple of years, but we should talk.
Uhm...
Emily?
What's it been like six months? Oh my gosh, I miss you.
Uhm...
Emily! I knew that was you, girl!
Emily? Damn, how you doin'?
*multiple people are speaking*
Emily: OH MY GOD!
Every Girlfriend Ever.
...hands down, Helen Mirren.
*laughing*
Oh man! Rick, there's your girlfriend!
*rock music*
Hey guys.
Hey!
You're ready to go, babe?
You know it.
Girl, how you end up with a guy like Rick?
You know you're way out of his league!
*laughing*
'Cause he has a huge, massive, throbbing--
Heart.
That's a good answer.
Yeah...
*car horns*
Jesus Christ!
Rick!
*gibberish* Every Girlfriend Ever.
No, that's not what I said.
It's like you never listen to me.
Oh yes, I do!
Uh, it's like you don't even care anymore!
You know what? If that's the case then Damian, maybe you and I should take a break!
Fine!
Uhm, where are you going?
You've just said we needed to take a break, so I'm gonna--
I cannot believe you're willing to walk away from this right now.
Do you even want us to work?
You just said we need--
Uhm, excuse me!
You know what?
Go.
Just go then Damian!
Okay.
Uhm, are you seriously leaving?!
YES!
Because that is what a break is!
And because your confusing ass just told me, we need to take a break, Kim!
Aaaand?
And we don't need a break!
What we need is Jesus, goddammit!
Oh, I f*cking love you!
Every Girlfriend Ever.
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