Oh my God. He's online. Gurl, he's online. He's online. Okay. What do I do? What should I say?
What do I wear? Okay, let me just make sure I'm online or else he might not notice me. Okay
No, I can't message him right away or else I'll seem too desperate, okay. Stop. I need to wait like five minutes... Play it cool. You're cool.
Cool.
What if he goes offline? Should I just message? I swear if he goes offline, I'm gonna kill myself.
Wait, okay, let me just see what he's doing what do you do? What are you doing? My God, his profile picture, so cute.
(kisses computer)
(takes picture)
Oh my God, he is so hot.
Okay, you are so damn fine this picture. Like.
Oh my God! Now he knows I'm on his profile. Okay, um, message him. Hey...
Should I put a Smiley? Is that too much? I don't want to sound too serious like but I want him to know I'm fun. I'm fun!
I'm a fun person. Hey
Smiley, but how much of a smiley...? how happy am I? How happy do I want him to think I am now? Am i ":)", am I ":D", am I ":P"? That's a little provocative, right?
Do you like Miley Cyrus... do you like Miley cyrus? Do you like... is that too slutty?
Is that too much? Okay now, hey. Hey...smiley face (scared sound)
My God, why is he taking so long to reply? He's taking so long. I knew I knew it!
I knew it was too much. No smiley. Oh my God. He's typing he's typing aaaah, he's typing...
Still typing.
Okay, why are you taking so long?
Still waiting. Still typing.
WHAT are you TYPING??? Oh my god girl, he said hey, what should I do? What do I say?
I need him to see my profile picture. I need him to see how hot I look. Has he liked it? Let me check.
No, no, no no. Urgghhh
Hey girl. Can you comment on my picture so it shows up on his feed or can you tag him by mistake? Oh my God!
He asked what I'm doing. What do I do? What should I say? What am I doing? What am I doing?
I wish I was doing you're fine booty just like FIRE!
Um, I'm working out. I'm on my last set.
Oh my God, he replied we're having a conversation!
"Working out huh? On your last sex?", Huh? What?
Oh my god, no!
GIRL, I typed sex.
I can't believe I typed SEX! You're so stupid!
Oh my God No, sorry last set, set, of um, bench, sit up, squat, presses.
What are YOU doing? Oh my god was that too much? Why am I so nosy?
You're so hot. Oh be mine.
Please be----who is this? Is this a girlfriend? Does he have a girlfriend? Who is this slut?
Your girlfriend is so cute. I love her dress in this picture
Why isn't he answering! Oh my God, he's typing.
LOL, I don't have a girlfriend.
Okay, cool. Sorry, be right back one sec.
LOL another sex?
Wait what? Nooooo.....
Yeah, no, I don't know my phone is working,
Yeah, I don't know. What is my phone not working again? What? I never got your call.
Look, I just got your miss call now.