Caller: Hello. Kyoya: Hello there. Tamaki: Hello. Caller: Oh my God
K: Oh my God, so we have a few questions for you. C: OMG I'm freaking out!!!!!
C: OMG T: We have a question for you
T: We've been having this argument, and we've been going kind of back and forth and we need you as a third-Party opinion
T: We feel we need to kick out a member of the host club
T: But we don't know who, so out of every member of the host club who do you think should be kicked out?
K: and why C: Ooooooooooooo
C: This is hard because I love everyone!
K: Really? Everyone? C: yes, everyone!
K: Even Tamaki? C: Uhhh.....
T: What's that supposed to mean? K: Nothing. Carry on with your pondering
C: Then the Twins! K: Well, you know, there is a saying that is "Everything is the Twin's fault" C: *Laughs*
C: That is, but they're my favorite. I mean other than Kyoya and, and yeah...
T: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
T: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just Kyoya? Don't you think you're missing somebody? C: And Tamaki! You can't forget about Tamaki!
K: No, no, no, you DID forget about Tamaki though....
T: How DARE you?
C: Well Tamaki is so over-popularized, so I kinda, like, throw him to the side...
K: I'm going to sit back and enjoy this
C: He's one of the main people of the host club and- T: *Idk what he says here, so just use your imagination*
T: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? JUST SOME COMMONER PIECE OF SH*T! WHAT DO YOU THINK? C: You're the king, okay?
T: Mhmm! Likely Story! C: TeeeHeee
K: Keep going! C: Plus- K: Keep insulting him! Please, I think it's fantastic. I'm really enjoying this. T: yeah. Yeah, please do go on!
C: Ummmm... and..
C: Obviously the king must have their own people, and I am not one of the biggest- T: Mhmm!
C: Fans of the king...
T: Mhmm! Who'd you rather have King Farquaad? C: Actually, yes!
K: HaHA! T: *LE MEGA GASP*
K: Oh My God yes, I like you. You're doing fantastically. keep insulting Tamaki!
C: And Obviously,
C: There's one thing the king has but didn't get yet and that's Huruhi, isn't it?
K: OH, SNAP!!!!
C: that's the one thing the king wants and he never got yet.
K: OOOOOOO! She went there tamaki! T: I'm going to- Kyoya? K: Yes? T: could you do me a favor?
K: Oh, yes, what is it? T: get the knives! K: Oh come on. This T-This is
T: This is you're thing! I don't need to get the knives here. You can get the knives if you want to get the knives
T: *Weird Tama-chan moans*
T: so- C: I actually like knives, so..
C: Please! taunt me with the knives! K: It seems like you're all out of options Tamaki!
T: Hmm. K: What are you gonna do? C: yeah? What are you going to do?
T: I don't know. K: I like you a lot by the way! you're fantastic! C: Haha!
K: Keep going keep insulting him. It's amazing!
C: And, obviously, we have the cute one, which is Honey.
C: And You can't kick out the cute one right? K: well..
K: I mean you could compliment me more. that would be great! T: no! no, no, no!
T: I think you're doing just fine sitting over there!
K: No, you're the smart one and I like- K: and the attractive one! And the attractive one!
T: No, Kyoya, why don't you add more to this conversation?
K: What do you mean? T: you have hardly said anything except "Oh yeah,
I like you!" The argument wasn't even settled! K: The argument was settled with getting good of Tamaki! C: Ha!
T: We were never given- K: Tamaki, Tamaki! This is democracy in the Host Club!
K: Now, we are all gonna vote and we're all going to vote on who we want to get rid of!
K: Tamaki who do you want to get rid of?
T: I wanna get rid of the Twins!
K: Now I'm going to vote to get rid of Tamaki. Now Caller, who do you want to get rid of? C: Tamaki.
K: Well, Tamaki, democracy works, you know. It seems you gotta go!
T: I geuss I do.. K: You gotta commit a Hostpukku! T: Hostpukku?
K: It's like.. a take on Seppuku but for the house club members.
T: Alright
T: HOSTPUKKU
K: Did he do it? I can't tell. He just screamed "Hostpukku." Idk if that's a sign he did it or not...
C: I'm not sure. I think I need to hear it again.
K: Oh, Okay, no, I think he's dead.
C: Oh! Is that a good thing? K: I don't know..
K: But I think we'll find out the future. that's one less problem I need to worry about.
C: We need to hide the body now. just saying. K: oh God not.. not this stuff again. You're giving me PTSD, geez.
C: Flashbacks? I'm sorry. K: all the flashbacks, anyway, You've been fantastic.
Thank you for calling me and the late... Tamaki. I hope you have a good day. C: You too. Bye
K: Bye~
C: Hello? K: Hello! T: Hello There! C: OMG K: Hello, Hello, Hello.
C: wait. Is this who I think it is? K: Who do you think it is?
C: I don't know, you tell me! K: no, no, no, you tell us! T: Were you expecting anyone else?
T: You sound so much different than I thought that you would sound like! I never thought you would call me!
K: Well, there's two of us here. It's Kyoya and tamaki. T: Hello. Oh my God! H-hi Tamaki!
T: Hello, hi! You didn't get hello! C: I am your biggest fan in the entire universe K: I-I'm right here!
T: Umm... Excuse me Kyoya, She was talking to me. C: I'm like I'm like shook right now, like-
K: Shook? What is what is shook?
C: "Shook." It means I'm....
C: so....
C: Surprised and happy and.. I- I don't- I don't know I'm just-
C: Speechless! K: Your commoner language is..
K: Fascinating! Shook is such a strange word... anyway! K: if you're so happy could you help us settle an argument? C: Okay!
K: We have a predicament of Sorts....
K: Me and Tamaki are wondering....
K: Which one of the hosts needs to go. Which is the worst host in your opinion? C: Oh, that's a hard one. ahh...
C: God, I I love you guys all so much like equally K: but no. Oh come on!
T: I'll give you a hint. His name rhymes with "Kyoya"
C: *Laughs* um...
K: Who's the worst host? C: I do love Tamaki so much.....
K: Err.. Kyoya, I don't know about you....
K: Oh, no no no, it doesn't have to be us - it can be out of all the hosts!
C: Oh, Okay, um... K: wait wait. You Gonna get rid of me? C: Uhhhhhhh...
K: You were going to get rid of me? T: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
K: Why would you get rid of me? I'm Kyoya! T: because you couldn't get rid of me! C: I mean,
C: You're very like, always like, like on people's a*s! T: OOOOOOOO
K: HOW DARE YOU? C: *A bunch of inaudible junk bc of the Kyoya death stare* K: I AM THE REASON THE HOST CLUB IS STILL A THING! Without me there is no host club!
C: The host club would be more fun without you!
K: Oh, the host club would fall apart in five minutes without me! C: You're just like "don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that!" and like everyone's like "oh my gosh, like we just want to have fun." K: Oh my gosh,
K: I just want to be sensible! C: Haha! I mean like, well...
C: ya know...
K: Do you really want tamaki in charge of things? T: I mean who wouldn't C: yeah, I think it'd be funner!
C: People would be like, "Oh my gosh, yay, the host club!"
K: Oh my gosh,
K: The budget is non-existent now because Tamaki spent it all on an inflatable mattress or some sh*t! T: Um, No!
T: A Bouncy castle! C: you know, I've always wanted to buy inflatable mattress. K: You're making me swear people! I don't swear. That's not me!
C: Oh my God!
C: I think Tamaki would be a great leader! K: You Know what? I don't care about the opinion of a commoner! T: No, no, no, no! L-let's..
T: K-Kyoya, Kyoya, Calm down, I feel like we should just continue with the question. C: Haha!
K: Fffffnn question. Fine, Fine! She would've chosen somebody else if she knew before it was anybody else! K: Go ahead! I don't care anymore!
K: Hmm, okay carry on C: okay? Uh
C: But Yeah, I think Tamaki would be a great leader he would make everything fun.
C: And then you just pull up the fun out of everything. K: I'm done. I'm done here. I done. I'm going home! C: I'm Sorry!
C: Don't hate me! K: I hate you!
C: I'm sorry! No, no!
T: if you had to choose any of the other hosts who would you choose? K: Oh, it doesn't matter now Tamaki!
T: Oh no, no, no it matters. This means she still loves you
K: Oh, that's that's POPPYCOCK, and you know it. C: So you said if I had to choose one of the other hosts?
T: Yes
The other Hosts. who would you choose? C: um..... I would choose Honey-senpai. K: Why Honey-senpai?
C: He is my least favorite character
C: Yeah, I like everyone but honey-senpai cuz he's kind of annoying. K: You know what else is Low-key annoying?
C: No, I mean just you and honey-senpai! That's it. K: Oh! T: *Tama-chan's ear piercing screech* C: *caller-chan's dying words*
K: I think we're done here! C: Omg! K: I think we are done!
K: Thank you for your time. I appreciate all of it so much! T: Oh, I appreciated so much more!
C: I' sorr- K: No, no, no, no you're done. You're done. I'm cutting you off. C: No, No! I'm sorry, I love you!
K: No, bye. Bye. Have a good day. Bye. Actually on second thought, don't have a good day. Have a terrible day. Bye T: good Bye. C: Bye