(loud yelling)
- Please leave me alone!
Oh my god.
Oh, is he protecting me?
(bouncy music)
Hey, everyone!
It's me, Jared, and we're back again
in RLCraft to try the zookeeper challenge.
The zookeeper challenge is a challenge
in Minecraft where we try to tame and house
every tameable beast in the RLCraft modpack.
So far we have tamed zero.
We have met a few tameable beasts,
all have killed us thus far,
but we are in a new town, we are a stronger man
than ever before and honestly, I think today all
we need to do is scout out and find a beast we can tame.
Hopefully I can do it.
Let's see how it goes.
I think we need that leather helmet
that we were talking about last episode.
I really don't enjoy the idea of killing
a bunch of animals for leather,
but I also don't enjoy the idea of getting
one shot in the head by those bone-archers.
Hyperthermia?
What the hell?
Hold on, I need to get in the water.
Why is it so hot?
Is this just like a supremely warm day?
I don't know how to be cool.
Do we have to go?
Maybe it's cooler in the woods, maybe.
My god, it's dangerous in the woods.
So dangerous.
I guess it's summer now.
I lost my bow again.
Oh, hey, thank you for the milk.
How could you kill that?
Look at her dance!
Oh, she's having the time of her life.
I'm sorry, I need you and your skin! (gagging)
Okay, we got one leather.
We need like...
We need five leather, yeah.
I'm a bad person, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry!
Come back.
Weren't there more cows here a second ago?
I think I scared them away.
Oh, there's one.
Sir, I'm very sorry.
Okay, we got four leather.
I just need one more cow.
Oh my god, I have to go back to town
and I have to kill one of those cows.
There's a dragon.
Oh my god, run.
Patricia found us!
I thought we'd never see her again and we were so mistaken.
Okay, she didn't see us.
Thank god.
Oh my god.
There's an ice dragon!
(Jared screaming)
Okay, let's go kill a cow
and feel really bad about it.
You are the good cow.
Okay well, you guys just hang out here.
Talk about what you've experienced today,
help each other through it maybe.
At least we got a cute, little hat.
Oh man, I look like a old, like a vintage football player.
This outfit, like a 1930s football guy.
Wait, let's check up.
What is your name?
Here, you want an egg to sit on?
Keep you company?
Great!
Okay, good talk.
You know when you just live near someone
and you just don't vibe with them?
He's certainly no Beth.
We're gonna go back into the forest.
Hopefully not see another dragon.
It is pitch black, you are likely
to be eaten by something.
It's not pitch black, and there also
was no noise so I don't know what's happening.
I got some polished--
(birds chirping)
Thought I heard a dragon.
Ice?
Sounds like glass, but this is snow.
How am I hyperthermic?
And also there's snow here?
This doesn't make any sense.
What are those?
- [Narrator] Those are Yetis.
These fluffy winter lumps apparently have delicious milk!
I have no need to find that out for myself.
- Not a tameable creature.
There's a dragon over there?
We really have to not be seen by the dragon.
Let's just keep running in this direction.
I don't even think I'm going towards town.
Wait where is town?
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh, I've lost everything
and I don't know where I'm going.
Oh no, it's almost night time.
Oh my god.
Okay, please tell me that there's a bed
in one of these houses because I can't die
this far away from home.
There's no conceivable way that that is allowed
to be a thing that happens, absolutely not.
I guess we could just sit in this house forever.
There's really not going to be a bed anywhere around here?
There's so much stuff in this house.
(yelling) What are you?
Oh my god, what is that?
- [Narrator] Holy (beep), that is a Phantom.
Watch out for their creepy scythe hands.
- Why is there a reaper?
What the hell, no dude.
Absolutely not.
No, absolutely not.
I will not.
That is not okay.
It's like literally--
(phantom whispering)
That was horrifying!
I hated that, but can we talk about the fact
that I beat it?
Bob has become better than ever before.
He's strong and I appreciate him.
What is this?
I can't see.
Spectral Bolt Charge, used to throw a Spectral Bolt.
My head hurts now.
Can I go to bed now?
Oh, leather pants!
I can't see how they look on me.
I'm just a (laughs) I look like a piece of poop.
Okay, I'm gonna have to poison myself with water today.
That's okay, it's been awhile.
I can't believe the Grim Reaper tried to
kill me just because I wanted to
sleep in some dude's bed.
How dare he!
Hello, sir?
Hello, can you point me back towards my town?
I think home is this direction, so let's just go.
Oh, it's hot again.
Wait, town was right here?
(Jared laughing)
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
I'm so far from town, I have no idea where I am!
Okay, so we have neighbors.
We have a neighboring town.
Okay, so there's a dragon up here
but I'm really curious about what's
on the other side of this snowy mountain.
And that is where the dragon is,
so we're just gonna keep going this way.
There's some buildings.
Let's see what's inside though.
Could be something good!
Probably not a creature, but oh well.
Is there a tameable beast in here please?
I wish to tame!
- [Narrator] Seastorm!
Birds of prey!
- I don't know what's happening,
but I'm scared and I hate it. (laughs)
A seastorm?
Oh, it's an actual storm, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, there's so many of those guys out there.
That's bad too!
What are you?
I hate it.
- [Narrator] That nightmare of a creature is a Wendigo.
These creeps have exposed rib cages
and aren't afraid to use 'em.
JK, they'll hit you with icefire.
- Thankfully that is not a tameable beast.
I never thought I would say that,
but I am very glad to not need to go
interact with a Wendigo, that would be horrible.
Can I just sleep?
I would love to just sleep through the storm.
I can.
Okay, we just have to go back across
the tundra the way we came, and then we'll be in the clear.
If we can do that without dying it would be amazing.
Raiko?
(Jared laughs)
What are you?
Are you tameable?
Please say yes.
- [Narrator] That big boy is a Raiko.
These giant seabirds love playing with their food,
and drowning other mobs in the ocean!
- We can tame a Raiko.
Oh my god, we can tame a Raiko!
Okay, how do we make its food?
Ooh a golden Raiko?
Okay!
Any beast in the RLCraft modpack can be tamed
using its specific creature treat,
so I just have to figure out
what a Raiko treat is made out of, and hopefully farm one.
(Jared screaming)
Please leave me alone!
Oh my god.
Oh, is he protecting me?
To make an Avian Treat we need light meat and some bones.
Which that's not really that hard,
we can find five chickens.
That would be sad to kill that many,
but we could do that.
We finally found a mob that we can tame,
and it's actually not that hard to tame either.
Which is astounding.
Okay, they seem to have gone but at least now
I know that there are Raiko in this area,
and that if I come back here with some of those
Raiko Avian Treats that I might be able to tame one.
And then I'll be able to ride it back home to the zoo.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to do that today,
but we have a game plan.
Game plan one: Get stronger so things don't
kill us as easily and we can wear better armor.
Game plan two: Get Raiko treats and find
Raiko again and tame them.
We're not lost, everything's chill as long as I don't
fall to my death trying to get down this mountain.
Oh my god.
I feel like a real explorer.
Wow, we've learned so much,
we've seen so much, we've survived so much.
This is really starting to feel like a thing I can do.
Taming every single beast
that's in this entire modpack doesn't seem that doable yet,
but, you know, finding and taming some things.
That's something I can now conceivably, actually do.
Dope as hell.
We just gotta keep our eyes out for chickens now.
Should we start by murdering that
rude next-door neighbor we have?
Hi, chickens!
Hey, I'm gonna kill two of you right now ready?
Stop making this hard.
I don't wanna accidentally kill all.
Oh wait, I need to leave two of you
so that you can continue on the lineage of the family.
Thank you, feel free to let me know when there's a child
you have that I can turn into another helpful thing.
Murder's a strong word, but you know what I do wanna do
is go kill that rude (beep) neighbor I have.
Hey!
Oh, he was pooping eggs in here all alone.
His family, I've left.
Oh no, did I just make those eggs orphans?
Oh no.
Off we go, I need to find two more chickens.
I've definitely seen chickens just out
in the wilderness before and paid them no mind.
So let's just go try to find those again.
Maybe there are chickens in this town.
Can you imagine if I wasn't joking and I was just a jerk?
Chickens, brah!
We got chickens up in here.
So, let's go home and cook 'em.
Man, stealing is just the best way to
get what you need in this game, astounding.
One, two, three, four, five.
One, two.
(Jared yelling)
We're doing stuff.
We're doing stuff!
Okay, Raikos, show yourself.
The last time I saw them, I went up really high.
Let's see if I can see them from the top of the tower.
Hello?
Just like wave this.
(Jared whistling)
Got a treat for you.
Okay, Raikos!
I think I'm not gonna find one til there's another storm.
I'm just gonna walk around with this treat out.
Hopefully it convinces something to come say hi to me.
I'm mad the Raiko's gone now that I have the treat I need.
I'm so mad!
So I realize I was being a huge dumb-dumb,
and Raiko are saltwater creatures.
So now I'm on the search for just the ocean,
and I think if we just run in one direction long enough
we'll come upon the ocean, right?
That's how geography works?
I think so.
I don't know, this definitely looks like a river.
Let's follow it and see where it takes us.
Three decades later.
I'm still following the river.
Oh my god, there's a dragon!
No, absolutely not.
It's like a clear path and a plan of what to do,
and then there's just a goddamn--
(Jared screaming)
Stop burning, at least let me have that treat that I made.
That's all I need.
That's all I want.
I think it literally burned all my stuff.
Oh my god, I'm gonna scream.
I'm gonna absolutely lose my (beep).
(Jared groaning)
There's also a Cinder here.
I thought we were done with dragons, no!
Okay, clearly we lost everything that we had.
That's fine.
I'm just gonna see if I can't find an ocean
before this is all over.
What is this, I'm curious.
Okay, I mean it's not great but it's something.
At least there's a leather cap.
At least we don't have to kill anymore goddamn cows.
What does a clock do?
Just tells me what time it is?
Sick!
God, I'm so mad.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm so upset.
(Jared fake-crying)
What is this?
There's gonna be something evil in here.
I totally will kill chickens so I can make another treat,
but I'm also curious about what's down here.
Because there might be something tameable in here.
Who knows, probably not.
This seems dangerous.
But at this point, what do we have to lose?
Am I right?
We got literally nothing!
(suspenseful music)
What are you?
Don't throw poop at me, what the hell.
- [Narrator] That is a Conba.
These crazy apes have a passion for poop throwing!
I'd suggest you get outta here right now.
- Okay, we can't tame the poop monster,
so we're gonna kill it.
Pong Kong?
Oh wow, this is a very special Conba.
Stop throwing poop at me, sir.
Oh, he killed me with his poop.
Oh, you know what, I should definitely
be throwing arrows at him.
Oh, I'm nauseous from all the poop.
That does a lot of damage.
Get over here, you little (beep) head.
Yeah, take that!
The Blood Moon is rising.
Good, I don't even know what that means,
and I clearly don't wanna know.
Sunglasses?
Grants immunity to blindness?
That's a thing.
And iron pet armor.
The fun thing is, we're gonna collect all this
cool stuff and then we're gonna die,
and then we'll lose all of it.
Sad--
(Jared exclaiming)
Iron ingots out the butt, and a saddle, oh my god.
(Jared humming)
Okay, maybe this isn't the worst
thing that has ever happened to me.
I'm afraid to go outside, I guess I've been fighting.
It's sunset, it's 10:57.
So I guess I
will probably die if I go up and do...
I'm paralyzed, I'm already paralyzed.
Oh no, no!
I hate you so much!
Dude, why would you?
Why?
It's really not, it's not funny.
Yo, yo!
This is gonna kill me.
Okay, one at a time.
Come and get it.
Yeah, you're afraid of me
because I'm Bob the goddamn Builder.
(beep)
I'm holding this Warg Skull,
and I will slay Wargs with it.
Yeah, come at me.
Come at me.
Come at me, I dare you, come at me.
Wait hold on a second.
Are Wargs tameable?
- [Narrator] These big wolfies are ruthless killers
but when tamed, they're super fun to ride!
(Jared laughing)
- So Wargs are tameable.
I will kill you with my bare hands.
And now I'm gonna read about Wargs Heads.
Warg Head Level Two: This item can be used to create
powerful equipment using an Equipment Forger,
or can be crafted into, interesting.
I feel like it's the beast treat would probably tame that.
It's gotta be, which I can make with steak.
Which I used to have plenty of.
Okay, I'm going upstairs to see what's upstairs.
Hopefully it's outside.
Okay, there's a Banshee upstairs, that's cool.
It's pitch black.
(Banshee screaming)
(laughing) This is a horrible world!
Why do you look like that?
- [Narrator] Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's a Banshee.
These guys are just straight up terrifying.
Nothing else to say about 'em, screw Banshees.
- I have died too many times today.
I will end you.
I don't know how, but I will.
Also, it's making a horrible sound.
Please leave me alone, please just leave me.
Do I look like?
What do you have against me, truly?
What do I have that you want?
Nothing.
No, respect the 1v1!
Okay, so we're running really low on time.
These treats, in theory, would not be hard to make
so I may have given myself some.
Hi, buddy.
I just wanna know if I can tame you.
Because if I had the time to go, hello.
Okay, oh my god, okay.
Just like, take it slow.
Let's just go really slowly.
There's two of them?
You love me now, great.
Okay come on, then.
Let's go, will you follow me?
He's my Warg now, oh my gosh.
How do I get you out of here?
Will you follow me upstairs?
You're being kind of weird.
Can I ride Wargs?
It's our first tamed beast!
Okay, we gotta get it home.
Okay, I also had those things.
This is a thing I could've done without you.
You don't meet the requirements for this item.
I cannot ride this beast, never mind.
Will you at least follow me a little bit?
Or maybe this is just where he's gonna live,
and we'll have to come back for him later
when we have enough agility to ride him.
Okay, well then I will toss this away.
Okay, bye.
I guess I'll put it.
Okay well, we'll come back for you.
Let me rename this spawnpoint then.
What's your name?
I feel like that's like a Kenneth.
He did, he turned right around.
Hi, Kenneth.
It's a pleasure to meet you,
I hate everything about your family and who they are
and what they have done to me, but you, sir.
Excuse me.
Kenneth, fight for him!
Kenneth, kill them!
Kenneth!
Save me, Kenneth!
Oh my god.
Help, Kenneth, help me!
Kenneth, no, kill the Chupacabra!
Kill the Chupacabra!
Help me!
Oh my god.
No, we were just having a moment.
We were just having a moment.
That thing killed Kenneth.
Okay, so not every episode can be a winner.
So about that, we haven't tamed anything still,
and it's the end of the fourth episode.
So do I feel like human garbage?
Maybe.
Am I very much looking forward to not trying
to tame a Warg but maybe tame a Raiko if I can find one?
Yes.
Holy crap, is this game hard as crap?
Crazy!
Okay well, we'll get 'em next time!
We're just gonna go do some yoga,
maybe go to the spa, have some self-care.
Take time for yourself today, fam.
And I'll do the same.