- Hey kid. (dramatic music)
Nobody likes you.
That's factually inaccurate.
Your mom likes me. (bold music)
Yeah, she volunteers in the library.
Nice lady.
Check out that nerd.
She is so ugly.
So ugly.
You're right.
I'm so jealous that I've been forced
to develop a personality instead of peaking
at the age of 15, like you girls.
It's so unfair.
What's it like being such a weirdo?
It's pretty fun, actually.
Why do you ask?
I really was just making fun of you,
and trying to make you feel bad.
Oh! Well, I feel very proud of being weird.
I think I would feel bad
if I thought I was normal like you.
(bold music) No offense.
I mean, you're pretty unremarkable.
You're the kind of person who I'll forget about
30 seconds after I leave school today.
Hey kid! (homework thuds)
Do my math homework for me,
or I'll beat you up.
Sure, but no one is gonna believe
that you solved these math problems.
Even though this is remedial math
that I could do in my sleep,
I'm gonna have to answer half of these wrong
for anyone to ever think that you did this homework.
So at that point, is it even worth it?
Everyone's invited to my big party.
Oh, sorry, except for you.
Oh, that's okay.
If you had invited me, I probably would've lied,
and said I had to wash my hair that night anyway.
'Cause I cannot imagine literally anything worse
than spending an evening with you and your friends.
Ah! (bold music)
Ah, where did you get those clothes?
The thrift store?
Ah yeah, these are designer brands
that I got at a fraction of the cost.
I really hope you didn't pay full price
for what you're wearing.
My parents did.
Shut up!
Dude, you started a rumor that I poop my pants at night?
(laughs) What are you gonna do?
Cry about it?
No, but I started a counter rumor
that the reason you know I poop my pants,
is because you're my butler,
and I pay you to wash my underwear.
(bold music)
I heard you couldn't get a date to the prom,
'cause no guy wants to be with you. (laughs)
Okay. Let's get real.
The boys at this school are not ready for any of this.
They cannot handle it.
So it makes sense
that they would set their sights a bit lower.
(bold music)
Hi, can I sit here?
Sorry. You can't sit at this table.
But there's a seat open.
Yeah, but not for weirdos like you.
Okay, well my tray of Chick-fil-A nuggets
just got delivered,
so I guess I'll share them with
that table over there.
Wait! ♪ Bye ♪
Ah, I missed out on the nugs.
Hey, dingbat?
What?
Oh! (backpack thuds)
Oh sorry.
(backpack thuds) Whoa!
Oh my.
Ah, your backpack is so full of books,
it's basically a weapon.
Let me help you up.
I just gotta take off my backpack.
(backpack thuds) Ooh!
Oh no, that looks like it hurt.
Ah!
Ha ha, look at this loser.
He wears the same clothes every day.
Wow, I didn't realize that you were so into me
that you paid attention to my outfit every day.
What? No. (bold music)
I'm not into you.
With my eyes closed, I can't even remember
what I saw you wearing three seconds ago,
because I don't care.
Well, ah, no, I, I don't care either.
Then why would you remember (bold music)
what I wear every day?
Are you obsessed with me?
Can you not stop thinking about me?
(eerie music) Are you in love with me?
Stop bullying me. I feel bullied.
What's up, loser?
Your words are hurtful to me.
But I know it's because you are hurting on the inside.
(gentle music) Is everything okay at home?
Maybe your parents are arguing a lot,
and you're not getting the attention that you need.
Do you wanna talk about it?
Do you need a hug?
Don't make me process my own emotions. (crying)
I'm gonna beat you up. (bold music)
♪ I never thought that it would come to this ♪
What are you doing?
I'm singing and dancing.
(bold music) Why?
Well, that's what people do in musicals.
♪ I saw you on the first day of school ♪
♪ And I knew something was wrong with you ♪
♪ But I did not know ♪
♪ That we would be ♪
You know what? Never mind.
♪ Paths like this ♪
You're a loser.
Oh man, you're right.
I lose brain cells every time I hear you speak.
(bold music)
Oh, are you gonna cry?
Yeah, I'm gonna cry.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Cry, baby, cry!
(student crying)
Aren't you gonna like, run away in shame?
No, why would I be ashamed?
'Cause you're cryin' like a baby.
I cry all the time. I don't mind.
Ah, maybe you should run away though.
(crying) Why is that?
Are you unable to handle my displays of emotion?
Ah... (bold music)
(crying) You could run away if you're scared though.
I'm not scared.
Are you sure? 'Cause you look kinda scared to me.
(student crying)
Well, if it isn't the biggest dweeb at school?
(bold music)
What? Got nothin' to say?
(bold music)
Hey, I'm talkin' to you.
(bold music)
Ah-ah-ah.
(bold music)
What is happening?
(bold music)
I'm freaking out!
Stop threatening me. (door opens)
Get me outta here.
(bold music fades)
Oh, I spaced out a little bit there.
Was that girl talking to me?
(easy music)
Oh wow. (laughs)
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on this channel.
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Watch this one here. You'll love it.
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See you next week.
Until then, stay cool and attractive.