>> James: ANDY SERKIST, EVERYBODY.
IS THERE A MOR TALENTED MAN ON PLANET EARTH, THIS THE BREATHED
OF HIS CAREER SIN CEDABLE.
PLAYING SO MANY ICONIC CHARACTERS.
>> HIS VOICE SIN CEDABLE.
>> Reggie: INCORRECT-- INCREDIBLE
PHYSICALITY,.
>> James: DIRECTOR.
WRITER.
CAN YOU DO A GOOD GOLLUM.
>> PRECIOUS.
AHH.
I'M GOLLUM.
WHOA.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: VERY GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
>> Reggie: THANK YOU.
>> James: VERY GOOD.
IT SORT OF FEELS LIKE GOLLUM SHOW GOT A SPINOFF SITCOM.
WHICH ISN'T A BAD IDEA.
I WOULD 100 PERCENT WATCH THAT SHOW, WOULDN'T YOU.
>> I WOULD.
>> James: GOLLUM JUST WORKED IN AN OFFICE.
>> OH, SOMEBODY ATE THE TUNA FISH SANDWICH I LEFT IN THE
FREJ, IMOLLUM.
>> Reggie: NOT ME.
>> James: IAN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO A MOTION CAPTURE?
HOW DO YOU THINK WOULD YOU GET ON 12 HOURS ALL DAY IN A MOTION
CAPTURE SUIT.
>> I WOULD BECOME A BAS TARD.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET COMPLETELY NAKED TO PEE RIGHT.
>> James: YOU HAVE BEEN IN THEM, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
YOU HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO HELP YOU.
I'VE GOT-- YES, THANK YOU.
AND THEN THEY GO LIKE THAT AND THEN YOU WALK AND THEN YOU DO,
YOU HAVE TO GO LIKE THIS, AND THEN ARE YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN,
WHICH WHEN ARE YOU AT THE URINAL, FEELS WEIRD IF SOMEBODY
WALKS IN.
THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.
>> EVERY TIME YOU ME IT IS LIKE THE SCENE FROM MRS. DOUBT FIRE
WHERE YOU KNOW-- HELLO, LIKE THAT SCENE.
>> HEY JAMES, HAVE I A QUICK QUESTION, I KNOW ARE YOU ABOUT
TO HAVE A CRAZY REVELATION.
BUT I WAS WONDERING, IS IT URINAL OR URINAL.
>> James: I SAID URINAL BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID UNAL.
>> DO YOU A U-RINE.
>> James: I SAY URINE.
>> BUT YOU ARE IANAL.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH.
>> BUT THAT IS INCORRECT, ISN'T IT?
>> James: YES, YES, I WILL ABSOLUTELY GIVE YOU THAT ONE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: I THINK THE WORRY IS THAT COLBERT WOULD HAVE ALREADY
COVERED QUITE A LOT OF THIS.
SO BERNSTEIN IS CHIMING IN, WHAT IS GOING ON NOW.
>> SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO SAY THAT THIS IS TONY'S LAST DAY
BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE THAT LETS US KNOW WHETHER WE CAN OR CAN'T
SAY URINE ON THE AIR.
>> James: TONY, IS THAT TRUE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE AT THE CANADIAN BROADCASTING.
>> CBS, 13 YEARS.
>> James: 13 YEAR, WELL, WE WISH YOU WELL, TONY, WE REALLY
DO.
DO YOU KNOW WHO IS COMING IN AFTER YOU?
>> YES.
THEY'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW.
>> James: OH MY, ARE THEY NICE OR ARE THEY GOING TO BE LIKE.
>> THEY'RE NICE.
I THINK I SET THEM ON THE RIGHT PATH TO DEAL WITH IN LOVELY SHOW
AND ALL THE-- IT WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FIND DIFFERENT WAYS TO BLUR
GENITALIA.
>> James: YES.
>> YOU ARE AMAZING AT COMING UP WITH EVERY DIFFERENT WAY TO SHOW
IT.
TO DEPICTION-- DE PECSES OF IT, WHETHER IT IS A HILLSIDE OR SNOW
(APPLAUSE) >> YOU'VE CHALLENGED ME.
>> James: TONY, THAT IS.
>> I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL.
>> James: ALL WE EVER WANTED TO BE, THE FACT THAT YOU THINK
THAT OF US, THAT WE HAVE SHOWN MORE PENNIST ON CBS THAN ANYONE
ELSE, MADE ME FEEL FANTASTIC.
WE WISH YOU WELL, TONY, WE REALLY, REALLY DO.
>> Reggie: TONY.
>> James: BUT LOOK, WE CANNOT, WE CAN NOT KEEP GOING LIKE.
THIS BECAUSE AMERICA IS BREATHELESS WITH ANTICIPATION.
EVERY IN AMERICA PEOPLE ARE GATHERING AROUND THE WIRELESS.
DO THEY CALL IT THE WIRELESS?
THE RADIO, YEAH, THEY ARE GATHERING AROUND THE-- TUNING IN
THE WIRELESS NOW.
EVEN KSH.
>> THE MOM, THE DAD, THE KIDS, THE FAMILY DOG, THEY HAVE TWO.
>> James: THE GRANDMOTHER IS HAVING A BATH IN A BIG SORT OF
BOWL.
THEY WARMED THE WATER OVER THE STOVE, STOVE, THEY PUT THAT IN
AND THEY ARE TUNING IN THE RADIO.
AND FIND SOME MUSIC.
AND THEN THEY HEAR THE WORDS.
>> IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
(THEME PLAYS) THE STAKES COULD NOT BE HIGHER
IN D.C. RIGHT NOW.
SO WITH THE GOVERNMENT ON THE EDGE OF DEFAULT, AND HIS AGENDA
THREATENED BY A STALEMATE IN CONGRESS, LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT
BIDEN, WENT TO THE ANNUAL CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME.
YEAH, IMD IDEA, AND WHILE HE WAS THERE, HE,
HANDED OUT ICE CREAM BARS WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL ON THE
PACKAGE.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM CAN YOU GET BACK TO WORK,
JOE?
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE IS DOING THIS.
AND HERE IS SOME EXCITING NEWS FROM HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.
AND HERE'S SOME EXCITING NEWS FROM RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.
AFTER SEVERAL DELAYS, THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURES
MUSEUM OFFICIALLY OPENED TODAY IN LOS ANGELES.
THE $500 MILLION MUSEUM HOUSES ICONIC MOVIE PROPS LIKE
DOROTHY'S RUBY SLIPPERS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ, AND THE SHARK FROM
JAWS.
IT WILL EVEN HAVE THE CANE FROM CITIZEN KANE.
I KNOW IT'S A BIG DEALK HAVE I NEVER SEEN IT IT I HAVE TRIED.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE E.T.
EXHIBIT, FUNNILY ENOUGH, HE'S NOT IN THE MUSEUM BECAUSE OF HIS
PERFORMANCE IN E.T., HE'S BEING HONORED PURELY FOR
HIS DIRECTING WORK.
YEAH, HE DIRECTED BREWSTER'S MILLIONS.
AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, AMERICANS CHECK THEIR SMART
PHONES AN ASTONISHING NINETY-SIX TIMES A DAY.
THAT'S APPROXIMATELY ONCE EVERY TEN MINUTES.
THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.
DURING THIS TAPING ALONE, LOUIS HAS CHECKED HIS PHONE NINETY-SIX
TIMES.
BUT I GET IT.
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
READ A BOOK?
BUILD HEALTHY, SUSTAINABLE RELATIONSHIPS WITH OUR LOVED
ONES?
GET REAL GUYS, IT'S 2021.
HOW LONG DO YOU GO, HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK YIR PHONE A DAY, DO
YOU THINK.
>> SOMETIMES I GO EIGHT, NINE HOURS WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
>> James: WHEN ARE YOU ASLEEP, WELL DONE.
AND THIS WAS AN INTERESTING NEW FINDING.
SCIENTISTS HAVE NOW PREDICTED THE MAXIMUM HUMAN LIFESPAN.
IT'S TRUE.
THEY SAY, WITHIN THIS CENTURY, PEOPLE WILL LIVE TO THE RIPE OLD
AGE OF ONE-HUNDRED-AND THIRTY.
CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING TO ONE HUNDRED AND EVERYONE AT YOUR
FUNERAL BEING LIKE, GONE TOO SOON.
HE WAS IN THE PRIME OF HIS LIFE.
HE HAD 30 MORE YEARS IN HIM, WHAT WAS HE DOING IN HIM.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IN, I NEVER LOOK AT A 90 YEAR OLD AND GO,
THAT LOOKS FUN, I WONDER IF I COULD BE 40 YEARS OLDER THAN
THAT PEOPLE COULD LIVE TO A HUNDRED
AND THIRTY YEARS OLD.
THIS IS BIG NEWS, WE COULD BE LOOKING AT UP TO FORTY-FIVE MORE
CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIES.
>> James: AND FINALLY, DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT A FINSTA IS?
REGGIE, DO YOU KNOW?
>> James: IT'S A FAKE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.
WELL, SENATOR RICHARD BLUMENTHAL DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW WHAT A
FINSTA IS.
BECAUSE DURING A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING ON FACEBOOK TODAY,
SENATOR BLUMENTHAL ASKED A REPRESENTATIVE FROM THE SOCIAL
MEDIA GIANT, WELL, THIS, WILL YOU COMMIT TO ENDING FINSTA
WITHIN SENATOR, AGAIN, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY -- WE DON'T ACTUALLY DO
FINSTA.
>> WELL, FINSTA IS ONE OF YOURS-- FINSTA IS ONE OF YOUR
PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT GOOGLE OR APPLE,
IT'S FACEBOOK, CORRECT?
>> FINSTA IS SLANG FOR A TYPE OF ACCOUNT.
>> OKAY, WILL YOU END THAT TYPE OF ACCOUNT.
>> I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING.
>> James: TO BE FAIR, IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF A
SEVENTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD MAN FROM CONNECTICUT DID KNOW WHAT A
FINSTA WAS.
BUT COME ON, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE SENATOR BLUMENTHAL
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A FINSTA IS, WHEN HIS CONGRESSIONAL PORTRAIT,
AND THAT'S THE NEWS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"LATE LATE SHOW" >> Reggie: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK