- I don't know what happened.
It's like things were going so well
and then all of a sudden he just disappeared.
- He's probably busy.
- Oh, I already know he is, he's super busy.
- Yeah?
How long has it been?
- Like two weeks.
- That's not even that bad.
(laughs)
- What?
- He's not busy.
- Oh no, he is, he's always crazy busy.
- Who doesn't check their phone for two weeks?
- Oh my God, you're right.
And he did just like his co-workers cousins photo yesterday.
- That's weird that you know that.
- Ugh, he's an artist who totally immerses himself
in his work so much so that he disconnects.
It's like hot that he's so passionate.
- Yeah!
That's a good point.
I kinda think I should text him.
- Oh my God, you should totally text him.
- I'm gonna text him.
- Don't text him.
- And say something like, "miss you!"
- Oh, I like that, yeah, okay!
- Don't do that.
- Or have you ever tried writing like, "thinking of you?"
- No, I haven't, I could do that.
- Have you tried I'm desperate?
Oh no, is that, that's the same thing?
- Ugh, Rebecca, we get it.
You hate love, mkay!
I think you scroll to the bottom of his photos
and you just like one of the old ones
just to get his attention.
- Have you ever actually said
that you want to date him exclusively.
- No, but-
- Rebecca, it's 2020, literally nobody says that okay?
- Well you have to at some point.
- Rebecca, shut your whore mouth,
you've literally been in one relationship
in the last five years.
- That's 'cause I got married!
- Ugh, whatever!
I think you watch the first frame of his
Insta stories and then don't watch the rest
so he thinks like, you're not really interested in his life.
- Okay.
Or what if I post a bikini pic?
- You haven't done that already?
Oh my God, yes!
The 2019 ones from Cabo are perf!
And I think you caption something like,
I'm in a really good place.
- Oh my God, I love that, yes!
- Yeah, 'cause that way he knows like,
that the place that you're in is really good.
- This is dumb.
- Rebecca, I think you want to cover up,
because your age is showing.
- Oh, really, wow,
that's crazy 'cause we're the same age,
but you wouldn't know
given you have the IQ of a third grader.
- Ladies, please I need your help on this okay?
I am tired of having failed relationships
I need this to work.
- Well, you could start by finding a new guy.
- Oh, maybe, okay!
What if you text him accidentally,
that you're like, going to a barbecue or something,
and then you write, "oh my God, sorry,
that was meant for someone else."
- Oh!
(laughs)
- What now, Becca?
- Like he's not gonna know?
- Well, maybe it was an honest mistake though.
- When was the last time you ever accidentally
sent a message to the wrong person,
who you also conveniently had a crush on?
- Never. - All the time.
- Just tell him you want to date him.
And then if he doesn't want to date you,
you go about your life.
- Oh my God, Rebecca!
Are you dumb, are you dumb?
That would literally scare him away.
- So then he's not ready to be in a relationship
and there's no point waiting around.
- Well, maybe-
- No, no maybe's, no, it shouldn't be this hard,
we're fucking adults!
You meet someone, you like them,
they like you, you say what you want,
they say what they want, if it's not the same thing
you get the hell out of dodge!
Jesus Christ, you're devaluing yourself
by getting caught up in all these games!
- Ouch.
- Okay, mom.
- Oh, no, oh my God, no, no, no, no.
- What?
- I just, it sent, I just sent the barbecue thing.
I don't know, it sent.
- Oh, no, oh my God, you have to write,
"sorry that was meant for someone else" or it will be weird.
- She's not wrong.
- Oh, God!
Okay, oh, he's typing.
He responded.
- What does it say?
- Ha, no worries.
- Ugh, that is disrespectful.
- That is so disrespectful.
- Wow, and any emojis?
- No.
- (laughs) Oh,
he could be going through something right now.
- Oh, yeah.
Kinda seems like he's having a hard time right now.
- Maybe he needs you now more than ever.
- I think you're right.
I just need to support him.
- I'll just see myself out.
- Okay, have fun with your sad dating life, Rebecca.
- [Rebecca] I'm fucking married!
- Whatever