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and today we're counting down our picks
for the top 10 funniest side missions in
video games
i'm sure everyone just got lost this
place is kind of hard to find
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people love it and i could sell even
more fish if i had them
for this list we'll be looking at some
of the most hilarious video game
missions
that left us in stitches since some of
these side missions endings are usually
the punch line
we're issuing a spoiler alert which side
missions had you in stitches
let us know in the comments below
number 10 claptrap's birthday bash
borderlands 2.
oh right i don't have lungs
minions can you blow into this thing
maybe live in the party up a bit
claptrap is borderland's resident
robotic annoyance
because of his over-enthusiastic motor
mouth so when he decides to throw a
birthday bash it's no surprise
that you're the only other person there
be prepared for way too much pizza and a
lot of awkwardness
especially when claptrap comes up with
hilariously sad excuses for why no one
showed up
i'm sure everyone just got lost this
place is kind of hard to find
most times players would be excused if
they wanted to shoot him
this mission however kind of makes us
feel bad for laughing every time he
attempts to break the long silences
also in case your trigger finger is
still itchy there's always this guy
oh my god stupid at the goddamn face
what are you waiting for
thank you number nine what lies below
the surface
assassin's creed odyssey the killing
blow will go to the warrior
with the greatest skill and courage in
battle then i shall wear the minotaurs
and trails as my necklace
this can only end well set in ancient
greece
this side mission lets you lock horns
with a minotaur sort of
you travel to pefka home of heroes and
find some willing warriors to join you
two aspiring bakers turn mercenaries to
be more precise
look brother the final member of our
minotaur hunting party has arrived
when the beast sees our assembled might
he will move miserably in fear
when you reach the minotaur's lair you
find out that the minotaur problem isn't
as mythical as it's made out to be
the feared beast is nothing more than a
talented thespian in a costume
the unimposing actors attempts to scare
you with his roars and moves
would leave even the most hardened of
warriors to let out a giggle or two
i said girl number eight
how to train your dominatrix yakuza zero
every entry in the yakuza series is
always filled to the brim with bizarre
adventures and kooky characters
the crawfish caper from the newest
installment in the franchise
almost clawed its way into this list but
we decided to go with the time
kiryu the stoic protagonist of the
series agreed to teach a timid
dominatrix how to punish people better
trust us it's not as sleazy as it sounds
they go to a nearby park so the novice
dominatrix can hone her skills by
rehearsing with kiryu
seeing him so out of his element and
uncomfortable yet so determined to help
her
is just priceless
seven a fissure of fish red dead
redemption two
do you want an autograph or a photograph
i'm sorry
people often get nervous but there's
really no need to i'm just
a normal guy who well happens to be very
famous
okay have you heard of jeremy gill the
famous fisherman
no well we won't hold it against you
chum you meet a lot of strangers in red
dead 2 but there's something fishy about
this one
i'm fine it's it's sort of ridiculous
listen
jump people love it and i could sell
even more fish if i had them
the legendary fisherman has a collection
of stuffed fish that he sells to his
fans
he tasks you with adding to his
collection this makes us wonder
how many fish had gill actually fished
himself after hearing so much about his
far-fetched fishing stories it makes the
ending so much sweeter
both of you ride to rio bravo to catch a
monstrous catfish which to his credit
he actually manages to catch but he ends
up getting reeled in
never to be seen again
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my god
number six unfriend al gore south park
the stick of truth don't worry i'm not
here to hurt you
it's me al gore you know al gore i'm
super important a game written by the
creators of south park trey parker and
matt stone
had to be on this list and we're super
cereal
this turn-based rpg is chock full of
zany quests but how many times can you
say that you beat up al gore in a video
game
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the quest begins with al gore spamming
you on facebook and then later he
accuses you of being the very real
man bear pig what'll keep you grinning
throughout the mission are all of his
attacks
which include a presentation on global
warming and summoning the secret service
excelsior
protect the farmer sort of vice
president number five
prairie oyster harvest far cry 5.
falls inn's annual testicle festival is
a decades-old tradition
the testy festy is one of the few times
the community comes together for what
makes him happiest scarfing down cowboy
caviar
what would cheer you up if a religious
cult moved into town
well if you live in hope county montana
then it might be good old
testy festy casey fixman a resident
member and chef
is concerned about low morale and thinks
the only solution is celebrating the
annual testicle festival
i am not going down as the cook who
failed to serve up huevos with a sign of
happiness
we're gonna do this but first we need to
get the testy festive supplies out of
storage
he tasks you with gathering the
necessary ingredients
the premise of a festival about eating
bull testicles or prairie oysters is odd
enough
but having to kill them and take their
bull hood while marvin gaye's sexual
healing plays in the background
that'll make you chuckle and then worry
about yourself a little bit
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number four burning desire cyberpunk
2077.
hey hey you i gotta get to a ripper man
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cybernetic augmentation or cyberware is
a common sight
in cyberpunk you can have cybernetic
gorilla arms or mantis blades
but this guy chose to augment something
a bit more intimate
you meet jesse pantsless and in pain
because the black market augmentation he
had purchased starts malfunctioning
you agree to drive him to the nearest
ripper dock for much needed repairs and
maintenance
but he leaves before he can reward you
okay
hey you after i'll call you but
i can't
luckily you'll get a call from flaming
crotch man later in the game
the ai controlled guns skippy almost
made this list but we wanted to get into
the meat and potatoes of funny side
missions
so to speak just uh check the warranty
next time
will do take care man number three
last voyage of the uss constitution
fallout 4.
hey captain i'll have none of your mr
navigator
have the crow's nest scan two points off
the port bow
jump to it this side mission is a hidden
treasure chest of amusing quotes and
moments
you come across an all-robot crew aboard
a ship in the post-apocalyptic setting
of fallout 4.
their ship is stuck in a building and
it's up to you to help this motley
mechanical crew to blast off and reach
the open ocean
so now can you tell me what's going on
complete this task and i will gladly
relate our mission
until then silence vigilance apart from
the comical situation
interacting with the crew provides most
of the laughs the uss
constitution is regularly attacked by a
group of scavengers with whom you can
side with but the biggest payoff comes
if you side with the robots
how does that phrase go again out of the
frying pan and into
another building
number two the truth grand theft auto 5
oh peace brother brother keflam
the world of gta 5 has no shortage of
wacky people
but somehow the epsilon program stands
out
michael one of the three protagonists is
invited to join the mysterious
epsilon program he agrees and performs
all sorts of odd rituals
this is your medal for your achievements
so far wear a weird uniform
check donate insane amounts of money to
the organization
check use made-up words kiflam
this leaves the player wondering how a
streetwise skeptic like michael readily
accepts this scam
at the very end of the mission you can
choose to deliver 2.1 million dollars to
them
or do what michael does best and steal
it
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number one equian phantoms the witcher 3
wild hunt blood and wine this mushroom
even in me could produce some nasty
unpredictable side effects
the funniest moments in witcher 3 happen
when you take a break from the serious
quests in mayhem
to say brave banking bureaucracy or
consume hallucinogenic substances
to slay an invisible phantom that is
tormenting a hermit you have to consume
a special brew once you do you gain the
ability to see the phantom
and for some reason you can also now
talk to your loyal steed roach
hey know how you always show up when i
whistle
how's that work exactly well you're my
human
gotta be there when you need me while
i'm covering some clues you also uncover
some of the befuddling questions you've
always had
about your horse do we smell a medieval
fantasy
buddy cop movie starring these two
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small animals
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