Ay what’s up everyone, it’s ya boi Motoki. Guess who I am joined with today?
-Just guess The lovely Sarah Baska, and Ashlynn Tapp
-Oh my God that looks terrifying. Today, we’re in a cop car.. Why? Because
the f*ck not? -We’re just feeling crazy today.
See, I’ve been dying to make a collab video with ya’ll. You guys make such great videos.
-Stop No for real
-I know I think it’s about time we made this collab.
You guys are like popping my cherry. -You’re popping my cherry, I’ve never
done a collab with anyone else. We’re poppin’ each others cherries.
Hell yeah, I was a virgin before. -No Seriously, yes!
—Wait wait, you guys are uh, virgins? -…yeah..
Nah nah f*ck no -no.. virgins?
I just realized we never showed off the inside of this car here, let’s do that.
-Alright, so we got Motokes, drivin’ the sh*t.
We got this whole dashboard, I don’t know if it does anything.
-I don’t think so, this one says yelp which is funny, and wail *wailing noise*.
And then we got some cup holders if we’re trying to get freaky.
Who’s a good doggy?
-Oh my God, ew I hate that.
—That’s so freaking weird sorry I’m actually into like beastiality so this is perfect.
Pull over your vehicle b*tch.
Oh wow this lighting (screaming).
*singing*
Oh, it’s a cop. Yup, hello sir. Just some other cops.
-Oh my God, you guys, you guys, he’s literally following us.
Wait really? Should I pull over? -no, do not pull over.
Oh no, he has his lights on. His lights are on.
-Shut up dude. Record this record this.
—Yeah Sarah this is good content. Oh nooo.. remain calm.
-What do we say? We can film them right? People do this all the time right?
—I hate this guys. Be cool be cool be cool.
Hey, how’s it going? -It’s going pretty well, how about yourself?
Fantastic, yeah. We’re just ah, shooting a video
-Sorry we’re just filming a video. —Filming a video? Yeah, what is it? Uhh.. Officer B. Naughty?
Yeah it’s just, we’re doing a gag
-Just costumes. —Unfortunately impersonating a police officer
is a federal offense, I’m sure you’re aware.
Yeah yeah ya, we’re.. —Where’d you get the car?
-We’re like YouTubers. —Hands where I can see them!
We’re just doing this bit for a video. That’s why we have this camera.
—Oh, you’re doing like, films? Yeah yeah yeah
—Wait a second. Take your hat off for a second..
No f*cking way.
Are you Motoki?
Yeah! -Oh my God, No way!
—You’re Motoki? My mom loves you! No!
—Yeah, my mom she sends me your videos all the time.
-No way, are you kidding me? —Let me get a picture with you!
Yeah yeah -Stop!
—I’ll go grab my phone. -You guys! the Moms love you!
—I turned the lights off, no trouble here. We good?
-- Oh we're better than good. My mom is going to love this.
-Stooppp! --I'm shaking right now, this is amazing.
-This is not happening. --It's a video.. Mom, it's Motoki.
-What's your name? --Officer Sheryll.
-Are we good to go then? --Yeah we're good, we're definitely good.
Maybe I can hop in the back seat and be in the video or something
Ohhh... --- I mean, I'm cool. I do like crazy stuff
Oh you do, it's cool it's cool.
--- Should I get in the back seat or? How
are we gonna..? Nahh, we're just gonna go, but yeah yeah..
It was cool.. --You're gonna go?
-We gotta shoot some more stuff. Yeah, there's just like a lot of video stuff.
--My mom loves you so.. Okay yeah.
Okay so I thought that maybe we could put on some props to really just immerse ourselves
into these cop roles. Got a little mustache action going on here.
You'll take this spirit gum here, kinda just put it on our stache, like so..
-Oh, just like, on the skin. It'll kinda burn, not gonna lie. It's like
a tingling burn. -It's like a good burn.
Yeah when you're like, boyfriend/girlfriend is smacking you in the ass, oh this like hurts..
but it's like good.
-It feels like there's a giant caterpillar on my lip.
I feel like I could go kick some ass right now. -Oh honestly, I could do anything.
How you doing back there Ashlynn? --Just applied it, I'm feeling the nice stinga
ding ding. Oh wow.
-That just changed everything. Game changer.
-I feel like I need to talk in a southern accent right now.
You know, now that we got our mustaches on, and our ah aviators, how ya feeling? You feeling
like a cop now? -I feel like a cop, I would like a donut.
--There's something rushing through my veins, I just can't explain it.
Yeah yeah I feel like I, just uh, hate black people you know what I mean?
-Same --Something about a darker tone skin gets
me going. Chill guys, it's a joke okay..
-If you guys have advanced humor, you would understand.
Let's get down to business. This makes me feel badass, just being like
-No honestly We're in a cop a car, we got costumes.
Can we keep these? Yeah absolutely, if you're into role play.
-Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Question for you guys, have you ever been
arrested? Be honest. --I'm the goodiest of two shoes
-Yeah I have not. -What's funny is like in high school I was
really rebellious. Like, I would drink and party with my friends and stuff but never
gotten caught. All of my friends have gotten caught though, they've gotten MIPs and sh*t.
I don't know what a MIP is. -It's like when you're underage.
--Minor In Possession I don't know all these lingos.
-Wait what? No I mean, I didn't do drugs
-Oh right.. But now I do! F*ck yeah!
--One time in high school people were talking about cum, and I was like, what's cum?
-Wait no shit Ashlynn? --Sorry I don't have sex!
-I thought that sex growing up was just being naked with someone and rubbing your bodies
against each other. It's not that or?
-No I guess not. Oh yeah I was kidding I knew that!
-I guess there's some sort of insertion going on.
I feel like we were all pretty relatively innocent kids.
-Oh yeah no I was pretty innocent. --Sheltered as hell.
-I was very sheltered. So what the fuck happened?
Alright so we got our good 'ol donuts here,
this is actually really good. What if somebody just proposed with a donut?
-I don't even want a ring, I want my future fiancé to propose to me with a bowl of mac
and cheese. --The ring in the mac and cheese.
-No, no ring. I just want a bowl of mac and cheese. Get down on one knee and whip it out
of your cock and be like dude marry me. --Whip the mac and cheese out of your cock?
-Okay, it's a metaphor. Let's see if we can fit three of us in here
and then we'll take the thumbnail while we have light.
--Should we have our tits out for the thumbnail? -Hey whatcha doing?
Oh Joey.. Joey! Oh wait that's not him
-That's not him That makes me feel like a f*cking idiot.
Uh, excuse me, I'm going to have to arrest you for a robbery, for stealing my heart.
-Why you running from the cops? Oh you're not running.. You've just been running through my mind.
-My name is Motoki, I like to smoky, the loud,
feelin' really proud, going hard, in a cop car, grinding on the tar.
--That weed, that shit is a need.
Hey! Hey you, come over here. You got any
drugs on you huh? -No sir.
--Likely story Yeah, sureee dude.
-Smells like drugs to me. You don't have any drugs?
-THC --The joints, the doobies
-You look like someone that would at least do Adderral. You got Adderall?
You high right now? --No.
Okay. -I know your high!
Get the f*ck outta here dude. -Yeah your f*cking, get out of here dude.
Maybe be more fun next time? I don't know. You guys wanna go smoke some weed?
-Yeah --Yeah, yeah.
Alright, cool.
Oh, uh. *chussh* uh *cuuuu* I'm getting a uh, uh report
Ya ya, 4 2 0. Okay, yep. We're on it. --Yo we got a 4 2 0 call.
Yep -Motoki
Ya? --Oh Sh*t
-We're not actually cops though? Um.
--I mean fu*k... Just play along
-Just go with it? yeah, yeah lets go.
--Fu*k come on man. -okay.
Here we are -Oh god, here we go
--Yo -Yo thats whats up dude
--That was sick dude Alright lets go.
-I wish I could cartwheel Hey!
--Heyyy! Police! Open up!
-Open up! -No come on!
--Sh*t
Where is the weed?
-- Huh? What, what weed? What is weed? Where is the weed!
-I'm smelling some dank dank up in here? --Yeah.
Hey! Wait a second! This isn't a lamp!
--Somebody is making a salad up in here becasue I'm smelling the devils lettuce
-*uhghu*
Where is the weed! --Where is it at boy! -Guys, guys, guys!
Oh... would you look at thatttttttt. -Is it oregano?
Oh ya --Yeah, yeah.
-Defenetaly oregano... --Oh shi*t. That's oregano.
Oh sh*t. --I'm going to need to take this with me...
Yeah! Yeah! --...for some investigation...
--We can make a really nice pasta
with this when we get home. F*ck ya!
How about outside, huh? --Yeah what you got outside!
-Lets take a look! Whats out here? You growing some kush out
here? Is that kush? Is that kush right there? -Is this kush?
--No, that is just normal plants. Oh, okay. That's just bamboo.
-Hey! What's this, huh? --Uh...
Woah! What's that? Jack pot!
-...this looks... Because, pot. Get it? That was good yeah?
-That was good, ya ya. -Oh sh*t dude. It says Girl Scout cookies...
Girl Scout cookies? Oh... How do you fit those? -F*ck. How do you fit Girl Scout cookies
in here? --Hmmm. Girl Scout cookies huh? Yo can I sang
that recipe later? --Yeah, yeah I'll just...
--We'll just like link up emails are good for this.
--email, email ya. What's in here!
-Hey! --Hey!
--Nothing! It doesn't open. It's been broken for years.
Oh sure. Ahhh!
--Ahhh! Look at that.
-Broken my a**. --Broken for years.
Broken. --Let's take a look inside why don't we.
What! Oh! Ho ho ho. -Woah!
--Holy sh*t! This bike is dope!
-This is the sickest Oh my god! What this is awesome man!
--I've been looking for this model on ebay man
Is this, this is like 1999 right? This is amazing!
-How did you get this model? The wheel.
--You can really ride in style. Wait? Wait a second! Oh my god!
--Hey! Hey! This is weed!
--Oh my god! You've been foiled! Ha ha ha!
What's this I smell? A promotion! -Ayyyy.
Listen uh, we're gonna have to, uh, confiscate
this operation. --No!
Sorry buddy. Alright. --I really hate to do this man.
-Make sure to figure out your punishment, your sentence, uh
--Come on --Ya, ya. We are so hot boxing the police
car -Oh absolutly
Ya we're gonna smoke the sh*t out of it
And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. -We're back
Thank you guys so much for being down to do this little video with me
--Anytime. -Of course.
Like I said, I've been wanting to make this video forever and now here, what's up. It's
happening. --Manifestation
Life is so good. -We love life.
F*ck ya. Also, real quick shout out to my boy Harlin
over at propcopcars. -Ayyyy
Amazing. Thanks for the hook up. Of the cop cars
-Thank you --Ya the cars are great
Oh ya. -They're perfect
If your in L.A., hit ya boy up -Hit em up
Thank you guys so much for watching. If you enjoyed it, maybe give it a like. Subscribe
even. Call me crazy. --Hit that bell possibly
Woah! -Hit that little bell bottom
--Click that bell -youknowwhatthatis
--That little ding ding -little ding ding
-*beatbox* *beatbox*
Thanks again so much, and we'll see you next... Motoki Monday
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