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>>EXCUSE ME,
HI, SO UH,
IS THIS THE PLACE WHERE THE FAIR
MAIDEN SNOW WHITE RESIDES?
>>YES.
>>AH!
GREAT!
OKAY.
SO I'M THE PRINCE AND
I'VE COME TO AWAKEN HER
WITH TRUE LOVE'S KISS.
>>OH.
WE'LL SHE'S BEEN OUT
FOR QUITE A WHILE.
>>OH YEAH?
HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN ASLEEP?
>>SHE'S NOT ASLEEP.
SHE'S DEAD.
>>WHAT?
>>OH.
>>YEAH.
SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME.
I THINK SHE'S STARTING TO TURN.
>>I CAN- I CAN STILL AWAKEN
HER WITH TRUE LOVE'S KISS.
>>I MEAN,
IF YOU WANT TO BUT...
I MEAN, IN HINDSIGHT,
THE GLASS WAS A MISTAKE.
IT'S LIKE A GREENHOUSE
AFFECT IN THERE.
NASTY.
GOOD LUCK.
>>[GROANS]
I'M NOT THAT-
I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE.
OKAY, I AM THAT DESPERATE AND I
HATE HOW I KNOW MYSELF SO WELL.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS'LL JUST BE A HILARIOUS
STORY WE TELL OUR KIDS ONE DAY,
HOW WE MET,
KISSING A CORPSE,
BUT-
BUT IT'LL BE FUNNY.
SEE?
IT'S JUST ONE BIG FUNNY
STORY AND WE'LL ALL LAUGH-
[COUGHS]
SWEET CAROLINE THAT STENCH!
[COUGHING]
IT'S LODGED IN MY THROAT.
OKAY.
JUST A FUNNY STORY.
JUST ONE BIG FUNNY-
[BARFS]
[COUGHS]
[SIGHS]
OKAY, I JUST GOT TO
FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET
RID OF THAT AWFUL SMELL.
I COULD BURN OFF MY TASTE BUDS.
YEAH, I DON'T NEED TO
ENJOY FOOD WHEN I HAVE A
FAIR MAIDEN AS MY WIFE!
WHAT ABOUT PINEAPPLE?
I LOVE PINEAPPLE.
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE SOME AIR FRESHNER
FOR WHEN I NEED TO USE
A PUBLIC RESTROOM.
OKAY.
LET'S DO-
THAT STINKS,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE KIND OF ATTRACTIVE
AFTER YOU GET OVER THE SMELL.
OH, SO HELLO.
I AM THE PRINCE AND
YOU ARE MY NEW-
OH!
LOOKY HERE.
IT'S A SEVERED LIMB.
OH I'M SURE THAT WILL JUST
REATTACH WHEN WE KISS.
OKAY, I HOPE YOU
WEREN'T LEFT-HANDED.
IT'S- I'M JUST GOING TO PROP
YOU UP NOW AND WE CAN JUST-
OH, OH, OH, HELLO.
OH, NOPE.
JUST LEAVE THIS HERE.
LEAVE THIS HERE.
OKAY.
UH, PREP YOUR MOUTH!
I'LL PREP YOUR MOUTH, OKAY?
OH!
MAGGOTS!
MAGGOTS.
[SUCKING SOUNDS]
ALL RIGHT THEN.
OKAY.
OKAY,
YOU CAN DO THIS PRINCE.
YOU'VE GOT THIS.
IT'S JUST A GIRL,
A DEAD GIRL WHO KIND OF
SMELLS LIKE A WRESTLING MAT
BIRTHED SOME ROADKILL,
BUT YOU KNOW,
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
IT WILL ALL BE OKAY.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
YEP,
OH WELL,
LET'S JUST OKAY,
EXTRA MEASURES.
UH, AND HELLO.
I DON'T KNOW.
OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, JUST CLOSE YOUR
EYES AND THINK OF ENGLAND.
>>SNOW WHITE I LOVE YOU!
>>OH!
>>[SIGHS]
OH!
DOC!
>>YOU CAN CALL ME
THE LOVE DOCTOR.
>>COME ON!
>>WELL, YOU DID KISS ME.
SO I'M LEGALLY YOUR PROPERTY.
>>COME WITH ME.
>>[SINGING]
>>I'M SO LONELY.
IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE IF
YOU CLICKED BELOW TO SUBSCRIBE,
AND YOU KNOW,
SHARE THIS VIDEO WITH YOUR TRUE
LOVE OR THE PERSON YOU KISS,
HOPEFULLY THEY'RE THE SAME
PERSON AND IF YOU NEED SOMEONE
TO KISS GIVE ME A CALL!
>>DO NOT CALL HIM.
>>DO CALL-
>>DO NOT CALL HIM.
>>DUDE, YOU HAVE SOMEONE.
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