- What's up? Hi, everyone!
Welcome to People Vs Food!
Today, we're gonna be doing a eat food episode,
and I don't know what the theme is, but I bet somebody over there does!
- (PvF) What are we doing today?
(static crackles)
♪ (choral jingle) ♪
- HBO!
- HBO?
- (PvF) We've got an epic Try Not To Eat: HBO
that'll have you reliving all your favorite shows.
- Aww!
- ♪ Dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ - That was so quick!
- ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun ♪
- Oh, Sex and the City.
- Of course!
- I was like what am I gonna do this weekend?
- Yes! - (both) Watch Succession!
- (Tony) My wife invites the priest.
- Sopranos! - Ah, Sopranos!
- I remember this episode.
- Oh, Sopranos! - Oh, the Sopranos.
- [Censored], frickin' ziti.
- Oh, the Sopranos. - Oh my gosh!
- Yeah!
- (Tony) She needs a purpose in life.
- (Carmela) No, your mother is tougher than you think.
- (AJ) So what, no [censored] ziti now?
- No [censored] ziti now? (Sharon laughs)
- Oh snap! - Wow!
- I totally just talked over the fact that he swore so hard!
- Ooh! - Ooh, is it baked ziti?
Oh my gosh! - Oh my!
- If you have to make us not curse...
(buzzer rings)
- (PvF) Sharon! - Mmm!
- It's asking the sun not to shine.
- That's right! - (PvF) Sharon's already eating.
Up first we've got Grandma Carmela Soprano's
Ziti al Forno, or baked ziti,
that is so good, it'll make ya curse, bada bing?
(both laugh)
- Bada bing! - Bada bing!
- So good, it'll make ya curse!
- This actually looks really good.
- Yeah, this looks amazing. - Ugh!
- Let's eat it, come on.
- (laughs) No. - Yeah, we should just...
- You wanna?
- Come on, we should just do it, right?
- No, no! (laughs)
Ah, I feel peer pressure! - We should just do it!
- This freakin' ziti is good!
(buzzer rings)
- I kinda wanna win today.
(buzzer rings)
- I'm gonna have all the fun.
- Pasta's my weakness.
We gotta try to win!
- I keep, yes, we need to, but look!
- Mmm. - Look.
- (Erin) Okay.
- (PvF) Have you ever had baked ziti?
- I have not. - (gasps) Oh, you have to!
Then now you have to! (Benison laughs)
It's so good! I will...
- I've never had baked ziti, okay.
- That just makes me happy.
Oh, look at the ricotta in the middle?
Is that ricotta? (buzzer rings)
Oh, oh my God, it looks so good.
- Mmm! - Oh no!
This is really, actually, very difficult right now.
- What was your favorite part of the Sopranos?
- Holy moly! - That is not helping.
(laughs) I know, right? - Grandma got it right!
- (laughs) Isn't it good?
- Ooh, I will just eat a little bit more!
This is crazy, I'm taking this home, dude!
- Ooh, yum!
(Travis imitates airplane)
(both laugh)
- I had high afternoon tea with an etiquette coach,
and so, I want you to notice, look how small my bites are.
- Chew it til it's applesauce.
- That wasn't something that she mentioned.
(both laugh)
(Travis laughs)
- What are you doing? Just eat it!
- It looks really, they put cheese on the inside too!
- Yeah, that's how it works!
- (PvF) You can take hers home too!
- No, I wanna take it home! - Oh, uh, thank you!
- (Tanya) How was your caprese?
- (gasps) White Lotus!
- Oh, White Lotus?
- God, she's so good. - (gasps) Oh, Jennifer Coolidge.
- She's so good.
(both laugh)
- Is it more pasta!?
(Travis laughs)
- All cheeses should be made by a blind nun in a basement.
- Yeah, uh-huh.
- Nicole! What did I just say?
- I love her so much.
- I love how wonderfully aloof she is all the time.
- Ooh.
- Aww.
- (Tanya) You made my Italian dream come true.
- Is my Italian dream coming true?
- Oh, yo!
- I should've just caved. (gasps)
- Dude!
- So say it again? - Caprese.
- Caprese.
- (PvF) From The White Lotus in Sicily,
a beautiful caprese made with cheese from blind nuns,
and Tanya's favorite, spaghetti alla vongole.
- I love this. - Ha!
- Excuse you. Wow!
- It looks so much better with the tomato on it.
Well... (buzzer rings)
- Mmm.
Ooh that's hot! (buzzer rings)
Yep, that's hot for me.
(buzzer rings)
(both laugh)
- ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ ♪ Mmm-mm-mmm-mmm ♪
- We gotta do this. - No!
- We gotta do this. - I...
- We gotta.
I'll do it for you.
- You're gonna do it for me?
- Ooh, you think I could take this all in one bite?
- (PvF) That is a very small bite for you.
- Yeah, that's not that bad. - Om!
(Jaime laughs)
- Get that clam, get that clam, get that clam, get that clam!
(buzzer rings)
Oh! (laughs)
Ah! - Mmm!
- It's good, right? I can imagine.
- My tummy hurts. - Then eat!
- Like, that's how hungry I am right now.
- Then eat!
- I need a win today, I wanna win.
I wanna win. I'm here to...
(Travis humming)
I'm putting this fork far away from me.
- She has a glass of wine. - Yeah, where's our wine?
- (PvF) There's enough coming later, don't you worry.
- Next food. (Travis laughs)
I want this to be over with!
- (Carrie) I have a crush.
- Ooh, oh.
- Sex and the City!
- (gasps) Oh, look, a dessert!
- (laughs) Oh my God! - Cupcake?
- It's on HBO? - Cupcake?
- We're gonna get a cupcake. - Cupcake!
(whispers) I love cupcakes.
- What's going on here?
- You're kidding. - We get alcohol?
- Oh my God! - Oh!
- Cocktail and a cupcake! - Yeah.
- (gasps) They're perfect, and so cute!
- Bruh.
- I've recently been rewatching it, just like, slowly.
(buzzer rings) - (PvF) Ah, Sharon!
- Mmm! - (PvF) Patience.
- (laughs) I am patient. - (PvF) Patience, my...
- Cheers! - (PvF) Ugh!
A classic Sex and the City combo,
Carrie's favorite Magnolia Bakery cupcakes,
and a Cosmo martini.
- Oh [censored]! (laughs)
- (PvF) Nope! - Aw [censored], come on!
- It is cold. - Come on!
(buzzer rings)
Let's go! (laughs) Yeah!
- (PvF) And yes, these are from Magnolia Bakery,
which was the bakery made famous
in Sex and the City in Manhattan,
for their amazing cupcakes.
- They flew it all the way from New York?
- That's crazy.
- You guys are crazy, how do you do that?
(buzzer rings)
- Oh my God. - Is it good?
- It is so good!
- God, here we go! - Okay!
- Here we go!
- Ooh, thank you, do it for me.
(buzzer rings) Ooh!
- Yes, here we go! - Yay! (laughs)
- It's really too strong, I'm trying to make it a bit more sweet.
(laughs)
- Hey, I'm not gonna question it. I'm just gonna let, yeah.
- Ooh, it worked! - It worked? (laughs)
- Ooh, ooh, it's so much sweeter now!
- Ugh!
- (PvF) Can you name all four girls?
- Samantha, Miranda, Charlotte, and...
- Miranda, duh... (laughs)
- Carrie. (bell rings)
Carrie, that's it. - Carrie, how did you guess?
- Carrie. - Oh yeah, okay.
- Yeah, Carrie's the worst. - Mm.
- She's horrible. - She really was.
- I mean, Aidan is way too good for her.
- (PvF) So fun fact. - Yeah.
- (PvF) In the new reboot, Just Like That...
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh!
The age of the women, same age as Golden Girls.
- Are you serious? - Uh-huh. (laughs)
Yeah. - No fricking way.
- Yep.
- (PvF) You ready for the next one?
- (both) Yeah!
- (laughs) Yeah! Wah-ha-ha!
- Ah!
- Oh, Succession. - Succession.
- Oh my God! - This is Succession.
- (laughs) Yo, these characters are so good!
- You eat it whole? - Oh!
- I love him so much. - He is, oh, do you?
- (whispers) I love him so much.
- I love Tom, I love Greg.
- He's such a weenie!
- What are we, ooh.
- Aw, Nicole's gonna bring out a napkin.
We gotta do this.
- We're gonna eat ortolan, I thought it was illegal!
- What? (Jaime laughs)
- I like Tom, because I think his voice is sexy.
- Oh, this is beautiful!
- Oh my God, it's totally a little... - So what is this?
- It's ortolan. It's a deep-fried songbird.
- (PvF) Shrouded in gluttony, excess, decadence, and shame,
we've procured some illegal ortolans if you dare to try,
like Greg and Tom in Succession.
- I feel bad, it's so small.
- I will hold and smell rosemary all day.
I will rub it in my hands.
- This is like the fanciest thing I've ever seen.
Why is it when it's like a whole animal,
it seems so fancy to me? (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- Ooh! - Okay, this is kinda scary.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
(both laugh)
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Should I eat it like this? All whole like this?
- (PvF) Yes. - Oh my lord.
(Erin laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Ooh, it's juicy.
- (Travis) Oh my God. (buzzer rings)
- (Ash) [Censored] it. (buzzer rings)
- Spread those chicken legs. (Benison laughs)
Spread those bird legs and bite.
- I feel like I'm violating this.
- Just keep eating Jaime, if they can't see us,
we can eat the whole thing. (laughs)
Until they move, make us move on.
- Oh, that's quite nice. - Mm-hmm.
- Can I keep this rosemary?
- What are you gonna do with it?
- Whatever I want.
- Okay.
- (boy) Eat my poo, it will make you feel better.
- Oh my God.
- Do you know what this is? - Oh, yes!
- Oh, this is The Rehearsal.
- Aww. - Better.
- Oh, The Rehearsal!
- Dude, this Nathan guy. - Yeah.
- Is so funny. (Erin laughs)
- It's Dr. Fart! - This show tripped me out.
- Oh my God, it's insane.
- That poo oddly looks like a snickers bar. (laughs)
- It's psychotic.
- This is the one where they rehearsed the actual situations
and then do it.
- Ew!
- Oh, I can't stand that bitch.
- As a good parent should.
- (Nathan) Angela, it was a chocolate bar.
- It's not actual poop, Angela.
- Oh, she's a monster.
I hope, or this little experiment
made her realize she shouldn't have kids.
- (Nathan) Maybe you should make a list for me
of all the things that are Satanic.
(both laugh)
(Sharon laughs)
(Ash laughs)
- It's poo!
- (sighs) Very chocolatey.
- (PvF) Finally, from The Rehearsal, we've got some poo!
Finish it, 'cause it'll make you feel better.
- Ah, I feel like this poop is gonna taste good.
- Oh! - Oh. (laughs)
- Oh man!
- Ooh! - Oh, it's poopy, alright.
- Wow! Caramel and nougat!
- Nougat! (both laugh)
- I mean...
- I mean we're winning, but now we're losing.
- I'm winning, I'm winning! - No, this is losing...
(buzzer rings)
(sighs)
(buzzer rings) - Oh, the children.
- Mmm. - Oh my God.
This is so funny. - Mm-hmm!
- Maybe it's like a Snickers bar actually.
I don't know. - I'm gonna try it for you.
(buzzer rings) - Yes, tell me.
Ooh!
- Mm-hmm. It's a Snickers bar.
- (PvF) Can you maybe explain (buzzer rings)
The Rehearsal to the rest of the world?
- People avoid situations because it's too uncomfortable for them.
But what if you could rehearse it?
(buzzer rings)
- (PvF) How's that poop?
- Scrumptious. (Jaime laughs)
- (PvF) Well, that is it. That is our challenge.
- Mmm! - Woo!
- Ah, crap.
- (both) Oh, poo.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, neither of you made it through.
Congratulations, Erin!
♪ (triumphant fanfare) ♪ (Erin sighs)
- Wait, you didn't do a single one, huh?
- I didn't! - Oh my!
- (PvF) You are the only person in this episode
not to be tempted. - Wow!
Worth it, yeah, you dab!
- Yes!
- (PvF) You ready to see your prize?
- I'm ready, yeah! - Oh.
- (gasps) Oh... - Oh!
- I feel like I don't deserve this.
This is incredible.
I don't even know what's in there, but this is...
(gasps) Mushrooms?
(Sharon cries)
Last Of Us. Cordyceps.
Is this a joke? - (Benison) This is the prize?
- Who do you take me for?
- (PvF) Foraged from the lands of The Last Of Us,
we've got some fungi.
- Yo, congrats! Congrats!
- That's the prize?
- This is the prize?
I gave up baked ziti for this?
(Benison laughs)
- (PvF) Just kidding, April Fools!
- Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
- And the strawberries!
- Excuse me.
- Wait, it's the same bottle? - It's the same bottle.
- (PvF) For our winners, from The Last Of Us,
we're having Bill and Frank's final meal together,
braised rabbit with strawberries, and a perfectly paired Beaujolais.
- Wow. Does it have legs?
- (PvF) No, no! - Oh, what, so...
The food's right here. Oh. (laughs)
Oh yeah, does it have legs? - It doesn't have legs.
- (PvF) How do you feel?
- (laughs) Emotional.
- That is one of the saddest meals I've ever seen,
only because of the context surrounding it.
- (PvF) Unfortunately... ♪ (sad trombone music) ♪
Sharon, Ash, Jaime, Travis, and Benison,
you were all tempted. - Ugh.
- (PvF) You ready to see your punishment?
- Yeah.
♪ (ominous chanting) ♪
- Oh! What is this?
- Oh shoot!
- There's a heart.
- Are we eating a heart?
- Bro, when I saw this scene,
I was like what is she doing right now?
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, I've never had heart before!
- Ugh!
- (Viserys) Hope that wasn't my horse.
- Well, this is first season. - The whole...
- Oh no!
- Oh my God.
- What is this?
- Woah!
- Daenerys from Game of Thrones would be so proud
that you've also consumed this heart.
Be careful, it's a little bloody.
- This is just all bloody.
- I think we just do it.
- (mockingly) I think we just do it.
- Open our minds.
- I need the ambiance.
- If I can be half as cool as she is...
- I need people to cheer me on for my right of passage
to become a Khaleesi.
- Ugh!
- I have to eat the strawberry while you do it.
You can do it! You can do it!
- Ah!
- Mmm! - Yeah.
- Yeah, not bad.
- This isn't that bad. (garbage bag crinkles)
- This is what happens when you become my enemy.
- (PvF) I need to put both of you guys
in more Try To Keep Eatings. - You do,
because we are the best! (Jaime laughs)
- I just keep thinking of my horse when I was a kid,
and I'm so sorry!
- Am I a Khaleesi now?
- (PvF) Hey! Where did you get that Cosmo from?
- Sorry! (both laugh)
Washed down all the blood.
(Erin laughs)
- Ugh! - Ugh. (gags)
Okay, that genuine.
I did not mean to do that! (laughs)
- Bye! - Bye!
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Let us know what else you wanna see in the comments below,
and to Bill and Frank...
Ooh! (screams)