Oh, my favourite YouTuber just posted!
Guess I'd better watch the whole video,
ads included!
Wow, Kristin says that she's got an ANNOUCEMENT at the end of this video!
(I don't do subtle.)
Better buckle in!
(Spoiler alert: She's the only one who doesn't get roasted in this video.)
This video is okay.
Lighting isn't too bad.
Aesthetically, I'd keep watching.
But it's not up to my ridiculously high standards.
Not QUITE enough to get a 'like',
OR a subscribe.
The Picky Subscriber
Come on, when's the 'skip ad' button going to appear?
More people need to put time stamps on their videos.
I don't want to watch all this.
The Impatient Subscriber
Well she's just said something that mildly relates
to the time that I lost my left shoe back in the third grade!
And I MUST tell everyone.
The Oversharer
*types in unbridled Ne*
Ah, what's this?
A video essay with only 100 views on it?
A chance for me to deep-dive into the content,
become a master in the field,
and then leave a comment that is guaranteed
to prove that I am the most superior being on the internet.
The Out-To-Correct-Everyone Subscriber
Well that was a fun video.
I should really stop watching YouTube now
and do something productive with my life.
I won't though.
Ooo.
Another one just started.
"The sleeping patterns of baby koalas"?
This looks interesting.
The Procrastinator
This video is accurate.
I will confirm to everyone that it does, in fact,
have my seal of approval.
This video is inaccurate.
I must warn the world.
The ENTJ
Alright mate, you've got ten minutes while I'm eating my lunch
to make your case.
Ooo! Shiny new upload!
What?
Oh heck yes, I'll neglect my responsibilities!
The Easily-Distractible Subscriber
Wow, she clearly put a lot of time and effort into this video.
I'm going to leave her a comment telling her
how much I appreciate her effort,
then weave in a slight critique about
how she could do better next time,
and top it off with one final compliment,
just to disguise my disappointment.
The Passive-Aggressive Subscriber
Hmm... that seems unlikely.
I don't know if King Henry the Eighth WAS
the first king to play hockey for his country.
(I'll save you all the trouble: he wasn't.)
Let me look that up.
The Guy Who Calls You Out On A "Technicality"
You talk too slow!
Get to the point!
Oh my!
There's a 'speed up' button?
Let's do this.
The Impatient Subscriber
So many comments on this video,
each left by someone with their own backstory.
All accumulating on one page
so that we are seemingly united, but really,
we couldn't be more alone.
I think I'll reply to a few of them.
"And so if you ever want someone to talk to,
please choose me. I'm so lonely."
The Trying-Desperately-To-Be-Optimistic-But-Failing Subscriber
Gosh,
what was this video about again?
Let's see. Fingernail cutting...
fingernail cutting... AH.
Here we go.
I don't need you to tell me the backstory first,
just get to the fingernail cutting.
Okay, what is your camera, like, FIVE megapixels?
How am I supposed to see that?!
Wow, you REALLY should have called this clip,
"Ten minutes of me talking
and only a five-second clip of me cutting my fingernails".
The Guy That Nobody Wants To Be
*noncommittal chuckle*
These guys are cooked.
*laughs at humanity*
And
screenshot.
And
send to all my group chats.
*switches to inside voice* Oh, look.
Another keyboard warrior out to save the world.
Now this is something I can get around.
You're
You're wrong.
Thanos
Thanos was
Thanos was right.
*chuckles in ego*
That Subscriber Who Deliberately Makes Everyone Mad For The Lols
No way!
Sweetheart, come look at this!
No, that can't be true.
Hey, you should definitely watch this video,
I think it applies to you.
I'm going to send it to my sister as well,
she definitely has mould building up in her bathroom.
The Constant Re-Sharer
Hmmm...
a complex, but interesting, video.
I wonder if the fact that I'm an INFJ
makes me more capable of comprehending this content
on a profound level.
Ooo!
A video about INFJs!
I'd better leave a comment with my thoughts.
Ooo!
A video about building a table from firewood!
I'd better leave a comment with my thoughts.
The Actually-Very-Sweet Subscriber <3
Hey guys! Thank you SO much for watching!
Let me know in the comments:
what kind of subscriber are YOU?
And on the topic of YouTube,
I made this video to celebrate the launch
of my brand-spankin'-new Patreon page!
*crowd cheers*
For those of you who don't know what Patreon is,
it is an online platform that enables you to
support your favourite content creators financially,
whilst simultaneously reaping awesome exclusive benefits!
For my Patreon supporters, this will take the form of
extra behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers,
early access to videos where possible,
EVEN the option to edit some of my scripts before I film them
so that you can suggest jokes
and be cool.
And many more!
You've all already been SO great with your constant support
and I am BEYOND grateful that I am able to do what I love,
which is performing and entertaining,
LITERALLY because of you guys!
So I'm super excited to continue improving the quality of this channel
by being able to invest more time and money into
videos that make you guys laugh!
So if you're THAT kind of subscriber,
and if you're able to support me financially at this time,
please head over to my Patreon page. The link is in the description of this video.
There are several support options, starting from just $1 a month,
and they all have unique benefits, so I hope that you'll be able to find an option that sits well with you.
If you can't donate just at the moment,
or if you're not interested in donating at all,
I still want to throw out a massive thank you to you for
continuing to be here and for watching my videos.
I am immensely grateful for any support that you give to this channel,
no matter what form that it takes on.
Thanks guys! You're the best, and I hope you're having a CRACKIN' day!
See you next time!