the morning to all of you sexy little
lovebirds out there it's Valentine's Day
I hope you're treating yourself well and
if you have someone special in your life
that you're sharing it with not that
you're treating each other with a love
and respect that you both deserve here
on the jacksepticeye variety Channel we
have a special little game here to play
today called table manners or I'm gonna
take you out on a beautiful date that
you will remember for the rest of your
life so table manners controls like a
lot of other games where you have one
hand so I have one end and I have to do
everything with that so it's basically
like hand simulator or you know like
surgeon simulator I can't grab it yet
Robin objects using the left foot I
can't all right how are we getting
closer hello help me help me help me
there we go there we go there we go no
no no no no oh no no no oh no no no oh
no no no yeah my wobbly little jelly
hand got it it's all addy that's all you
thought it is baby Saul you need to have
a wonderful time
Oh God I actually have to tender this oh
wow
can you can you there we go there we go
okay
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it's whatever it's easy sure I can go on
a date immediately why not
oh okay Moishe ie let's go on a little
date oh you have never been with the guy
with a bad accent before no okay you
look cute
your hair is adorable can you light the
candle I hate using matches baby for you
anything oh god I am timed oh don't tie
me oh please don't tie me um okay okay
wait wait wait wait wait we just put the
matchbox down that's that's lesson
number one okay the fact that I'm being
timed on this okay I didn't even need
the matchbox do you like this is this
good yes now let me just let me just
shake it out it's not going out let me
just put it down over here ah God my
hand it's okay we're just lighting the
place on fire
it's no problem haha wine would you like
wine dearie yes of course
wine in vino veritas as they say yes let
me just let me just clear clear the zone
for a second here and just clear the
zone there we go there we go nice nice
am i over the glass who knows are we
ever over the glass
Morrigan was that your name Mindy
Melisandre bubble bubble toil and
trouble yes I love wine too it really
makes me feel in the mood okay sorry my
table manners are great but my floor
manners are terrible okay you want
pepper and ketchup on your chips salt
salt and ketchup I I don't know are you
unable to do any of this yourself you'd
have to meet me halfway here on some
things there Morgan I can't do
everything for you is this really how
our relationship is going to go
is it gonna continue like this cuz I
don't know if I'm ok with that
oh god the ketchups not gonna come out
is it you got to shake the end of it no
no catch ups coming out I can't get the
ketchup to come out Morrigan I'm sorry I
really want I want this to go well there
you go
ketchup for your chips here's your free
catch cancer for your chips please work
please work
God oh good now it works oh god I'm
sorry
I'm sorry baby please I can change Oh
God is just like real life
that Ketchum's not coming out shake it
shake the ketchup oh come on all done
your your sake knees pepper sure is this
the pepper it sure is don't breathe any
of that in you might sneeze and if you
sneeze then we're gonna get kicked out
this place has a very strict code of
conduct Oh yours your steak needs pepper
don't sorry sorry sorry I'm trying to
pepper your steak here dearest did it
did it are you happy with that is that
good can we still date okay I didn't I
didn't get the ketchup salt on your
chips I'm sorry I can't do everything
this meal need some ketchup you're
putting ketchup on a steak why would you
ruin a lovely steak like that let me
just figure out how my hand works you're
so beautiful you're so beautiful in
there in in in the restaurant light
there you go boo
it's my hand smell like pepper ha ha
don't sneeze now don't get allergic to
love okay Remiel need some ketchup all
right okay I'm just hoping that the
ketchup cooperates here with me Morgan
it didn't earlier ketchup come on come
yes yes yes yes if the meal was the
plate then you're gonna have a great
time brownies here yes let me just get
you a let me just get you some more
getting brownies delicious you haven't
even eaten your steak yet but straight
to dessert and I see how it is haha here
dearest you ate it all in one bite hell
yeah I did good Wow guys Wow
I did amazingly well to hurts Morrigan
too hurts that's all you gonna give me
to hurts I
let the candy for you oh there's someone
named jack I don't take myself too
seriously unlike everyone else I'm gonna
go on a date with Jack I'm gonna date
myself so I want to go out awesome can't
wait that was really easy oh let's make
a joke
hey are you alone cuz you're gaining my
interest are you a banker because you
need to leave me alone it's fine it's
just something in my eye I'm just gonna
go wash my face for a minute you know
what that's fine that's fine it's fine
apologize apologize make it go away
let's talk to Christopher Christopher
has an amazing beard small talk Hey good
sure okay small talk getting it out of
the way go again hey there's a full of
my want to go see what my mom said I
can't go alone then take her with you
and leave me out of it what is the guy
you gonna do - fight love Alexis
you look cool wait is this a one Sara on
dates huh tell me Alexis I like dogs
travel and gin original right / you're
you're perfect okay let's take on a date
yeah let's do this
okay got it okay so we went on our first
date now we're going on to a secret
level number two second date Oh Alexis
you look as beautiful as they met you
which is actually today Oh both our
beers I only I only got one were we did
you want a drink
we're gonna get one oops my my
character's hand won't go up it struck
at this height why would I go up focus
I'm pressing the wrong buttons Oh
[Laughter]
there you go there you go I'm missing by
quite a bit okay um no I'm fine I don't
want any beer alcoholic it's it's it's
12 p.m. Alexis okay wait no I do what's
up I do once I did what's up my stupid
hand and worse even brain you want pizza
pizza and chippies you got it
anything for my darling dearest all
right you want a slice I'll take a few
slices better not take all the slices
okay here you go there's some pizza for
you punk hey Alexis
eat it out of my hand eat it out of my
hand put her Cup do you like that do you
like when I rub your hand do you do you
like that oh god oh god it's making me
tense up my ass is is anybody else ass
sweating my ass is sweating okay I still
have time so if I'm one of them's
on the floor this isn't even a date this
isn't even a mutual thing all I'm doing
is feeding and drinking you okay so you
want ketchup on your pizza what's wrong
with people
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sorry sorry it's just
it just takes a minute to get it out you
like that okay I think I did okay where
the where the hell is the pepper okay
you go pepper all over your pizza there
you go pepper and ketchup on a pizza why
don't they just go outside and pick you
up something off the ground as it tastes
better than that I'm sorry we're here
together to have a wonderful beautiful
magical time no I don't want a single
chip I want the whole thing no God
why are my hands so stupid I hope you
don't mind the taste of my thumbs
no go back that way I've glitched it
it's not letting me go that way good
there you go there you go so you want
pepper on your chips that's not so bad I
mean that's not like straight out of the
the handbook of Satan like ketchup on a
pizza you go
he got is that enough you go there you
go there you go I'm giving you what you
want Alexis is it because you want
ketchup as well ketchup on chips makes
perfect sense at least now we're a match
made in heaven this is not a dating game
this is a stress anxiety inducing game I
feel more pressure than anything else
I've ever done in my life because of
this oh it's not coming out come on
there you go you can't possibly want
more I have given you every ounce of
ketchup that has been in the bottle oh
you want me to light a candle well you
know what that's too freakin bad that's
too freakin bad cuz I don't know how my
hands work okay you want your brownie
here you go you're not even eating half
the food that I'm giving you everyone
I'm going on a date with just once there
you go there you go
Oh lovely Oh your face is magical you
have a magical face Alexis I love it let
me just rub you let me just rub you all
over you like that let me just let me
just play with your hair there you go
are we done
hey puss that I do well Oh true love
does exist baby just call me the love
doctor okay time to go home another
successful day I hope you guys are
learning a lot but can I go on another
date oh my god a twit
back in a date with Alexis we only just
saw each other right hey wait hey okay
see what wine vino for my babe okay no
problem there we go
mo jelly yes it is a Tuscan wine it
tastes very good yes yeah so tell me
about yourself where did you grow up any
any siblings mm-hmm
interesting interesting very interesting
yes tell me more about that thing you
just said let me know more about you
okay don't this up
I feel like an alien trying to figure
out how humans work you know it's what
they do in Italy they toss a bit on the
floor before they actually drink it
because it enhances the flavor and it's
it's just tradition and you know why I
don't want to I don't to piss off any
Italians there we go beautiful beautiful
eyes leave that there
it's fine it's fine don't even worry
about it okay so you want a tomato and
asparagus that that's all you want oh
god oh god my stupid fat thumbs
I knew they'd be the death of me someday
grab the tomorrow but the plate
he go I thought you would like you want
to smell it first I thought you would
like the entire thing here we go here we
go beautiful you like that you like that
I just like to play with the food before
I played it okay
okay it's a little it's a little a
little playful banter we have going on
here okay pepper sweetums sure no
problem let me just get right on that
for you that's salt okay where's the
pepper get out of my way okay no I have
things stuck in me I keep forgetting my
thing is broken get out of here
okay
I don't need to pepper the table here we
go nice nice as pepper on your steak a
woman of coke I was gonna say a woman of
culture but now you are you want ketchup
all over everything okay
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okay okay okay I almost there you go
there you go there you go mmm yes Alexis
very good can I try a slice of your
pizza sure let me just be just wait with
my friend Dave over the Dave how's it
going hi yeah out in a date again yeah
surely you could have a slice of my
pizza
you haven't eaten any of your own food
yet and I have prepared everything for
you but yeah sure here you go delicious
right
oh you weren't creamy brouilly sir
I studied in France for a year I kind of
know how they pronounce things I'm sorry
is that is that embarrassing is that
kind of cringy yeah it creamy brutally
and they all love it down there so I
thought you wanted it don't turn up your
nose at it okay Alexis all right let me
just we just burn it for you a little
bit there we go there we go Oh Jake Jake
God Almighty okay this hand this hand is
new I just kind of sleep in mine all
right I mean she's like make sure the
candles still lit there we go okay stand
back Alexis stand back
this requires a deft touch Oh burnt to a
crisp Yuri you really know how you like
your uh how you like your foods all
right more wine you haven't even drank
that one Oh champagne someone's not
drinking the wine but sure of bottle of
the bubbly I think you're bleeding me
dry Alexis okay I got a pop it though
Wow
wait you didn't even want to drink it
he's ready zippy pop the bottle I get it
I get it
Alexis you can't keep your hands off of
me
come on oh baby the perfect day I'm so
good at love I am mr. Loeb
let me see we got a handkerchief we're
gonna step amigo we got some ropes
Alexis you're kinky let's chat with
Alexis can we learn more about Alexis
that was fun see you again home safe I
had a great time Alexis that's so nice
no no I did I didn't want to block you
the game just did that let's let's send
her a send them a joke important dates
in history want to be one of them
me and Alexis are just really hitting it
off they are magnificent let's call them
okay that is the thing confirm yeah it
is you have a way with words Alexis stop
you're embarrassing me in front of
everybody Wow okay Alexis thank you for
meeting me here again you know what this
means it's our third date so we have to
get inventive with it this time should
be candles but there's no matches don't
worry
Alexis I am inventive necessity is the
mother of invention Alexis and if you
date me longer you're going to learn all
sorts of useless crap here we go nice no
problem I will burn this establishment
to the ground
Oh God I actually have that's fine don't
look at it you want a burger cool
and then chips all right Alexis I'm
sorry it says you can't have tomatoes
they don't have tomatoes Alexis I don't
know what to tell you Oh God your chips
no no nope nope save them save them okay
let me just heat them up for you that's
good right yeah ad god I thought you
would like my hand hot as you are ah
there's a dead burger I ordered why
is the burger on the ground I see it on
the ground back there who did that
Dave you we shouldn't have come
here when he was working Oh God
I just have pieces of a burger how am I
gonna get the full thing ah
Alexis they used they didn't have
tomatoes so I improvised would you like
to eat it off my hand Alexis here eat
the tomato off my hand eat the tomato
off my hand
Alexis it's our third date Alexis you're
embarrassing me okay you want me to Yuri
to feed you a chippie chippie Thesz
burns to a Chris
there you go yum yum yum yum delicious
it's all the rage in Yugoslavia
I hear okay one of these and you want a
beer and a bottle of wine what my baby
wants my baby gets what can I say Who am
i pouring these for well there's only
one cup left and the other one is
knocked over so let's just pour it in
here okay it's a nice stout it's a nice
nice craft beer is that good you want
more pour it straight into your mouth
what Alexis that's weird what are you
talking about okay Alexis it's all in
your head it's all in your hair
okay lower let me just pour the wine for
you at least okay I'm running out of
time okay I don't have time to still be
learning the mechanics of this game I've
got to be a well-oiled machine there you
go there you go mmm beer wine Alexis
what more do you want that's not good
enough for you you know what Alexis
on our third date of all dates I thought
that you would understand but I throw
this glass in protest Alexis I'm sorry
I'm sorry baby please listen to me baby
okay I know my hand smells like what
yesterday threw out but I'm trying my
best I'm trying my best you're gonna
have to meet me halfway here Alexa
Alexis
there you go ketchup free or no food I'm
glad that you like it okay okay your
steak you want ketchup on your steak got
it ketchup and pepper on your steak
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there you go
there's ketchup on your sake I beginning
to see this as a very one-sided
relationship Alexis I don't want it
you're turning me into a a slob this is
not what I want I'm very uncomfortable
right now there two orders of that okay
okay
okay just just grab one of the
bottles just grab one of the buckles I
can't even see what's off camera Oh God
Almighty
I'm sorry I'm sorry don't baby please
don't go okay a creamy brouilly you love
that you love that from last time right
this is all going wrong this is all
going wrong I'm supposed to be doctor
love what is happening she loves it when
I do this she loves it when I do this
just reminds you of all times right here
you go here you go
how are we done will we be seeing each
other again
Oh
oh I see I just take this asparagus to
go then she always know if my wobbly
finger on her mouth never change Alexis
meet Alexis his love life is on rocky
waters I thought by the third date we
would really just be in sync and
clinking glasses and drinking champagne
out on the yacht cruising down by the
seaside and having a romantic night
together what it ended up as is a bunch
of pigs running through a restaurant and
pretending that food service was ready I
know what I'm gonna do I don't what I'm
gonna do for the next time I really need
I'm I am dr. love I am mr. love is
Alexis okay this do they still love me
seduced so do you like people who are
clever attractive and kind of course
sounds like my perfect date well here I
am ha ha ha
cheeky we're still eight we're still in
like Flynn the master of love strikes
again I never doubted myself for a
second if you learned something here
today or if you feel like you were a
better person or if you appreciated dr.
Jack's love advice don't forget to leave
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suite of Valentine's Days I don't know
what it has the store for me and Alexis
going forward maybe marriage maybe kids
who knows all of that stuff is just
tradition we don't actually follow by
anything we just beat to the sound of
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Valentine's Day is the love inside that
you have for yourself for you are your
own true love your one love that will
last your entire life make sure you
treat yourself well today and from the
love doctor jacksepticeye and everyone
here at love incorporated i'll see you
next time
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you're so beautiful they're so beautiful