- Aw! - Light it (mumbling)!
Woo!
- [Woman] No, make it move carefully!
Don't get-- - Here we go!
(people cheering)
- [Man] All right, all right (mumbling).
- Wow. - Wow.
(mumbling) - Yep.
Just like that.
(mumbling)
(laughing)
(all cheering)
- Texas A&M has really scaled back their bonfires.
(audience laughing)
Flaming Jenga.
That was my old college nickname.
Here comes flamin' Jenga, that's what all the boys
would yell in shower, old flamin' Jenga's here.
Party games are fun, but the stakes are always so low.
That's why I took some boring old classics
and made them disgusting, and or dangerous.
(upbeat music)
Come on.
Ah!
- All right, all right. - Yes.
- Yes. - Batter up.
(people oohing)
- That's not bad.
(audience laughing) Not bad.
(upbeat music)
Marco.
- [Children] Pogo.
- [Tosh] Marco.
- [Children] Pogo.
- [Tosh] Marco!
- [Children] Pogo.
- [Tosh] Marco!
- [Children] Pogo.
- [Tosh] Marco!
- [Children] Pogo.
(soft music)
- Zack, I need you to do left hand blue.
(audience laughing)
Garret,
right hand, green.
(audience laughing)
TK, right hand red.
(audience laughing)
Come on guys, hold your positions.
(upbeat music)
Okay ladies.
(whistle squealing)
That's actually less dangerous
than the regular spin the bottle.
Everyone's got the herp these days.
Not me though!
There's nothing better than having
a sleepover with your bros.
The problem is there are no ladies
to play truth or dare with.
All you got is a basement full of flacid wieners.
(audience laughing)
That's why I came up with a manlier game
called sports or consequences.
(upbeat music)
Triple 20, or you need to cut one item in half
out of the losers wallet.
You're up first.
(soft upbeat music)
Oh!
Ugh.
(mumbling)
Driver's license is a huge inconvenience.
Chase Visa.
Another Visa?
University of Alabama.
National Alumni Association.
I think what I'm gonna do is cut
so that you have an adult wallet.
Now that's a normal wallet.
Make a three pointer, or eat a creamy
rich pasta dish out of the sandbox.
- Okay.
- Tonight's special we have a penne pasta
with a vodka sauce with some salmon.
Would you like some fresh Parmesan?
- Yeah, probably it'll help.
- Okay, there you go.
- That was not Parmesan.
(sand crunching softly)
You know it's not good as the sand.
(laughing)
- 30 yard field goal, or you have to submerge your head
in lukewarm, stadium grade nacho cheese.
- You're on.
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
- Oh!
You always remember wide right.
- It's so heavy.
- Throw a vortex football 50 yards into this trashcan
or break one of your car windows with a s;edge hammer.
- I just got a new car.
- Then don't lose.
- What!
Who's the greatest athlete ever?
I can do it at any distance!
(audience ahing)
Come up with your own sports or consequences
and send them to our blog.
I cannot wait to personally watch every single one of them.
Keep it PG13 and keep it safe.
He's training for the next time
he gets pulled over by the cops.
Boxing and gymnastics, knockin' out two sports at once
is a real time saver.
And I say, we should do the same thing with the Olympics.
Cut it down from two weeks to one week.
That means 50% less Zika.
And half off your stay at the Olympic Village.
That's gonna be great for poor third world countries
like Canada that never wins (beeping).
(audience laughing)
You can call it the combo Olympics
brought to you by combo's, the official stuffed crackers,
snack of athletes.
I'm just spit balling guys.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
(triumphant music)
(audience laughing)
- [Woman] Ow!
Ow!
(audience applauding)
(groaning)
- Woo!
Still working on the equestrian trampoline combo.
It's tough gettin' the horse up there
but once you do, it is a sight to behold.
And there's only one medal ceremony at the end
with a mashup of all the national anthems,
spun by the one and only DJ Steve Aoki.
(horn blowing aggressively)
Patriotism.