so uh your office is all the way down at
the end
you have your own attached bathroom by
the way oh um
here's one of our best researchers dick
hey
uh hello there what's up dude
glad to see there's another brother in
this stunning place
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hey all right good morning tom
jason how you doing there dave crystal
tommy good morning jake how are you
pretty good kenny yeah yeah uh you know
so early in the morning i'm sorry to be
bear or bad news but uh you know how i
was supposed to work
late tonight well i got to run this
errand for mr mahina
and he says that you're going to have to
cover for me so there it is i don't need
i'm sorry
drop the axe okay so
again yeah
oh you know what just remembered mr
mahina
also he almost slipped my mind wants us
to uh change parking spaces
what yeah me personally i
enjoy the nine-minute walk but uh he
said that we have to do it
believe it i hate it as much as you do
what are you gonna do
there's nothing you can do mr mahina
said it mahina
this whole situation has been
mahinonized it just seems a little
confusing to me
as to why mr mejina would give a
where we park how's that i mean why
would he care where we park
i i don't know the answer to that
question i i mean that's it's just what
he said hey
the mahina works in mysterious ways you
know what i'm gonna ask him myself cause
no that's okay
i'll do it
uh mr mahina sir i know you're busy but
can i speak to you about the parking
switch
what is there to talk about kenny i told
you and jade
to switch parking spaces don't you know
who i am
i am mr mojito and i'm a real real
person in here
now you've you're out of my office
wow drew that was crazy in there i mean
that was
tense yeah you know what's really crazy
though
i've been working here for about a year
and i've never even seen
mr mojina well see that's that's an easy
one to answer that's because he comes in
before you come into work and he's still
working when you leave
that's what makes it mr mojina you know
come on we're talking about mr mojito
here right
it makes perfect sense you know i bet
the hard-working boss would love to meet
a hard-working
employee you know who shares the same
values so
i'm going to go ahead and just introduce
myself no no
you can't go into mr mahina's room are
you crazy no one except me is allowed to
go in there mr medina is busy
okay fine you made your point clear man
thank you very much jake i think it's
what no jake
come on man
what question my
existence will you
i'll have that end of the year report to
you by 10.
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latrell what's up baby girl can you
please turn that
off why you don't like my music is it
music
because it sounds like a bunch of sex
noises over a bass line
oh i get it you don't like my music
cause i'm gay
you can't handle a gay man's music no no
no it's
i'm trying to work here and that music
is weirdly sexual
oh i see so my sexuality
is weird you just can't fathom a man
being attracted to another man
i can fathom it it's can you just please
listen to some other gay music like
barbra streisand or something anything
i say okay so listening to barbra
streisand
is gay stereotype much
so you seen anybody lately
yeah i i mean kind of i think i got it
good last night
oh it was like tail i mean my man was
like
like he had a baby arm holding onto an
apple ah
don't call it a baby arm oh
i see so you can't handle hearing about
how i'm gay
i'm sorry you just referred to your
boyfriend's
penis as a baby's arm holding an apple
well that's what it looked like
and it's not my boyfriend by the way and
any what you're homophobic
no no no that's not homophobic okay
you're explicitly talking about sexual
things
in the workplace fine there's plenty of
stuff that we could talk about
you know what's uh my penis cup
my scrotum cozies that i have been
knitting recently
oh with these knitting needles that i
have just noticed look like little
skinny purple penises
etc and etc oh my god
can i show you a picture and did you
tell me if it's good for facebook
okay i'm fairly certain you're going to
show me something overtly sexual don't
you prejudge me here it is
ah that's a close-up
of an anus oh no that's not ann anus
that's my 8th baby girl that's
disgusting
oh i see so you don't want to see a
close-up picture of my anus because you
hate gay men
no i don't want to look at a close-up
picture of anyone's anus
homophobe homophobe it's a homophobe
right here
homophobe alert woo
woo hey
i mean baby ready to go to lunch
yeah uh latrell this is gavin
gavin this is latrell it's my boyfriend
how you doing
i'm i'm doing very well how how are you
doing gavin
gavin great you want to go yeah nice to
meet you
no trust me it's not no that's the guy
oh
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i get it i'm not persecuted i'm just an
ass
so uh your office is all the way down at
the end you have your own
attached bathroom by the way oh um
here's one of our best researchers dick
hey uh hello there
what's up dude glad to see there's
another brother in this stubborn place
so um this is um gonna be your assistant
genevieve
genevieve um what is this it's the
shining man
all black people have the shine you
never shine with another black person
before
no i grew up in a white neighborhood and
then went to dartmouth
i've met other black people before but
not like this you gotta get shined at by
another black person
first and then you get it it's kind of
like facebook
what up dudes so every black person has
this
is kobe listening yo what up wow denzel
washington
i'm here i'm present and i will always
be around
lil john excuse me little john
welcome break i'm glad to have you on
board
oh what's up barack obama
wouldn't that be something that barack
obama just showed up
your startup paperwork's right over here
man you gotta be more careful learn to
use the shine
tune in and out of it otherwise you
won't be able to sort out who's talking
about
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is everything okay great
listen for morgan morgan freeman
he will guide you listen to my voice ray
now just stay calm and focus on that
white man
everything's going to be okay once you
finish up this paperwork bring it to
jennifer my office
now pick up that letter and
kill that white man
coolio man oh yeah certainly
oh hey i gotta go yeah terry out
sarah how you doing man yeah pretty good
gabe oh got something on your shirt
not today terry
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looks like gabe's come out to play
you do have something on your shirt no i
don't yeah you kind of do
i'm pretty sure i don't got a clean
shirt at my desk if you want me to get
it for you i don't see why that would be
necessary well because the shirt you
have on right now
it's not clean except for that it is me
i have a clean shirt
you you have some schmutz on your
jammies no there is no schmutz in my
jammie jam
you know what why don't i just get it
for you yeah why don't you do that
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and there we go did you get it
i almost got you close
almost i mean i'm thinking damn you good
but you know what the funny thing is
what's that now
i guess from when i dabbed your shirt
with the paper towel
and i'm not playing the game right now
but i actually i must have got some
paper towel fuzz on your shirt
so
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hey how long has karen been wearing her
hair up like that
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uh
[Music]
i don't should have to go through that
and i i'm sorry it happened
hey terry what's going on uh having a
good morning
i'm having a terrific morning
great hope there's nothing on my shirt
because i can't look down
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oh no dude we're not doing that right
now okay
there's nothing on your shirt no one
cares about your shirt everything's not
about you
i'm trying to have a conversation with
karen right now so
you okay terry just pisses me off
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oh yeah yeah i do have schmutz there's
schmutz all over me now
he can't deny that terry's not gonna
know what hit him
i will win i win
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what what happened terry died
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hey terry it's gabe
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i um just wanted to let you know that um
that you didn't get me terry you didn't
get me
because on the day that you died there
was schmutz
on my shirt so guess who wins the game
terry
i do i win
you lose
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he flipped me
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oh