Spencer Shay, artist, older brother,
and spaghetti taco aficionado.
Spencer has also been known to go on a date or two
and may have even stolen a kiss here and there.
Here's the full story of Spencer Shay's relationships.
Turns out she's really fun and cool and single and female
and she's coming here to have dinner with me tomorrow night!
Let's start with Connie.
Connie was a super cool juggler, but when Spencer found out
she was juggling for other guys, let's just say the relationship
didn't last long.
How come you didn't ask your new girlfriend to model for you?
I broke up with Connie.
Found out she was juggling for other guys.
- Oh, sorry. - Yeah, it hurt.
Then there was Marilyn Ramer,
the woman who was sent to make sure the iCarly gang
broke their world record.
And, to make it all official...
Here's an actual representative from the World Record Committee,
Marilyn Ramer!
[cheering]
OK, so they didn't really date,
but Spencer tried all night to flirt with her.
I love it, 'cause you never know when you're gonna find...
[screams]
Pushpins!
Ah!
Ah! Get 'em out! Get 'em out! Get 'em out!
Ah! The blue one!
Ah! The other blue one!
Ah! I think we're bonding!
Too bad she already had a boyfriend.
So, come on, how about you and me go get some blintzes?
- Blintzes? - Yeah!
They're thin, sweet pancakes, filled with soft cheese,
usually served with jelly or jam.
I told you, I have a boyfriend.
Yeah, well, is he filled with soft cheese?
Is he served with jelly or jam?
He's a really good guy.
Actually, I met him through work.
Who, by the way, never blinks.
The guy who never blinks?
That's right.
Hah!
Not a chance.
Then it was Ms. Ackerman.
You remember her as Carly's teacher, right?
Well, Spencer and Ms. Ackerman got along great.
What's going on here?
Well, after our guardian-teacher conference at your school,
we decided to come back here for coffee and cookies.
Soft cookies.
Which really benefited Carly.
OK, Spencer dating Ms. Ackerman is the best thing
that's happened at this school since that lunch lady
fell in that giant gravy pot.
But Spencer wasn't happy and had to break up with her.
Lauren, I don't want to go out with you anymore.
Spencer, I think you're just overreacting!
No, I think you're underreacting.
Seriously, I don't want to date you.
If you're trying to tell me something, just say it.
I... don't... want...
to... date... you.
Which she may not have taken too well.
Then I'm just going to do... this!
Ah!
But Spencer moved on quickly,
and while he may not have had a relationship
with Sasha Striker, an awesome Pak-Rat player...
Live in Seattle, where Sasha Striker,
the number one Pak-Rat player in the world,
has come out of retirement to defend her title against...
Uh, Spencer Shay.
The two did share a kiss.
And another person Spencer kissed? Mrs. Benson!
[screams]
OK, so the two didn't really date
excepting Carly's alternate reality.
Well, I'd better let you get off to work.
I'll see you this evening.
Where they did get engaged.
Spencer and I are getting married.
Ah!
But this matchup was so not meant to be,
and neither was the one between Spencer and Trudy Galini,
who Spencer only dated to get Mr. Galini's pie recipe.
Well, um, then, would you consider...
Consider what?
Uh, maybe sharing the recipe with me?
Um...
- I don't know. - I'd pay you for it.
I'd rather go on a date with you.
I'd pay you for it.
Not the best move there, Spencer.
Another move that wasn't the best?
Pretending to be someone he isn't,
which is what happened when Spencer wore a tuxedo
to impress Veronica.
And get this, you know that cute checkout girl at Hey Food?
- Veronica? - Yeah.
You know how I always try and flirt with her
and she says, "Paper or plastic?"
And I say, "Why don't you go out with me?"
And she says, "Don't make me call the cops", and I say,
"OK, sorry, plastic."
- Yeah. - Right.
Well, today, she asked me out!
Friday night, baby!
It's the power of the tux!
But it didn't stop there because Spencer
may have freaked her out when he revealed
he faked his own death.
I wish I could just hold him one more time...
You can hold me!
[screams]
But something Spencer didn't fake?
How he didn't really like Ms. Fielder,
Carly's art teacher.
Do you have some problem with the way
I'm running my class?
Well, since you asked, uh...
How does painting straight lines help someone learn art?
It teaches patience and control,
two things you seem to be lacking.
But after a few lessons and even a paint fight,
the two may have shared a colorful kiss.
OK, I understand art at all.
But a relationship with Ms. Fielder
never came to be.
And neither did a date with Alison.
Alison, this is my bud, Freddie.
- Hi. - And this is Leslie.
- How's it going? - Nice to meet you.
OK! Who's ready to go indoor rock climbing?
I couldn't get us a climb time till 8:30.
Spencer and Freddie were so focused
on the game they were playing
that the two missed out on their double date.
But that was OK, because Spencer then
started dating Charlotte Gibson,
who was also Gibby's mom.
Gibby?
Mom?
Oh, my God.
Guess it's super weird to date the parents
of your sister's friends,
especially when that friend is Gibby.
'Cause you seemed a little weirded out
when you found out I was Gibby's mom.
Oh, well, not really. I mean...
Gibby's a great kid and you're his nice mom.
It's not a thing...
After dating Gaby's mom,
Spencer decided it was time for a change of pace
and dated Candace, who is super sophisticated.
I got a date.
- Who with? - With a real woman.
As opposed to?
I just mean she's, like, a really classy lady.
Get this. Her name...
is Candace.
Classy.
She's the president of her own company.
She reads books
- and she wears pantyhose. - Impressive.
But things don't go so well
when Spencer has to help Carly with her web show,
which Candace finds out and isn't happy.
[gasps]
Oo-goo!
[in a baby voice] That wasn't very sophisticated!
You're all freaks.
- Come again! - Bye bye, pantyhose!
But her loss, because Spencer moves on to Gia,
who also happens to be
the sister of his nemesis, Chuck.
Who are you?
- I'm Gia. - My daughter.
And you're Chuck's sister?
Uh-huh.
They didn't really date, but Spencer did like her
and tried to flirt with her.
[spits] What is this?
Just a little drink I learned how to make
at Camp Add Em Up.
If you don't like it, I can take my sister and leave.
No, no. No, no, no, no.
I like it. I like it.
[with his mouth full] Look over there!
[spits]
Do you like soccer?
Another person who tried to flirt? Jodi.
Jodi was supposed to get married,
but when she spies Spencer, things go downhill
and Jodi now wants to marry Spencer.
Jodi, do you take Gordon to be your husband,
to love, honor, respect and care for him
as long as you both shall live?
I...
I can't.
What do you mean?
I think I'm in love with someone else.
[gasping]
Whoa!
Who?
[giggling] Spencer.
[record scratch]
Thankfully, the iCarly crew saved the day.
But that wasn't the only time, Gibby tried to help Spencer
translate for his date with Krustacia,
She's from Uzbekistan.
No way!
My bus driver's from Uzbekistan!
No way!
'Cause Krustacia and I, we can't really communicate.
I mean, not like, verbally.
Well, Fugtor speaks perfect Uzbek.
- You'd hook me up? - You're hooked, man.
Who's the best weirdo in Seattle?
Gibby!
But that didn't end so well.
You said he could translate for me!
No, I said he speaks Uzbek, which he does.
So cool the attitude, all right?
[speaking Uzbek]
[giggling]
- [clicks tongue] - OK, all right.
- They really hit it off. - Gibby!
And remember when Spencer tried getting his art into a museum?
Spencer, I'm a fan of your work, and I'd love for you to be
represented in this museum.
Yay!
- But... - Oh...
To get a sculpture in here,
you have to fill out an application,
have it examined and approved by the board of curators,
get authorization from the...
[groans]
And his kiss with Deidre?
- I had to do that. - Just do it again.
Yeah!
And another thing that didn't end very well?
Moni and Spencer's relationship.
Come on! We broke up six years ago!
You shattered my heart!
Spencer may have accidentally run her over with his car...
My leg!
I didn't see you behind my car!
But she's OK now, and still willing
to help the iCarly crew out.
Carly, have a seat.
I'll get the makeup ready.
Spencer may not be OK, especially when he tries to date
his old baby sitter, Jenna,
who still treats him like the kids she used to watch.
- OK, Spencer, tell you what... - What?
Since we didn't have dessert,
you want me to make you some popcorn?
Will ya?
After you brush your teeth and get into your pajamas.
- Why can't I just have-- - Whiny boys don't get popcorn!
I'm not whiny! I'm not whiny!
That relationship ends, and Spencer is on to Cassie,
who Spencer really enjoys spending time with
especially playing video games.
- Hey, Cassie! - Hey!
[kiss] Boo!
Booya! You got the new Zombie Death Squad game!
Uh-huh! And all the weapons.
Ah, you're genius!
Come on, let's pop this sucker in and hit play!
And there you have it.
From alternate reality engagements,
to his little sister's teacher,
Spencer Shay has had a lot of relationships.
But even though they may not have lasted long,
one that definitely sticks is the one he has
with his little sister, Carly,
and that is the only one that truly matters.
Let's hear it for my little sister, Carly Shay!
Yeah!