You wanna trade nudes could be fun?(for research) No, thanks. I'm married. So am I hello?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another reddit video (yay reddit)in today's video. We're going over R slash creepy PM's fairly self-explanatory
Let's go. (shamless plug)Okay before we get into it Instagram, let's let's hit more followers
Yeah, I got a hundred K here, but like three K there. Let's improve that and also Twitter cool
Hey, did you get the syllabus for class yet? Hey, how's it going? Merry Christmas!
You enjoying your break? I'm rocking the hometown like a effin boss.(like elvis) Okay? Okay making small talk
He's not really answering the question. But let's see how it continues. Yeah, I'm good. Thanks. Glad to hear
Did you get the syllabus yet? What chu' up to girl? kind of looking for the syllabus man
You told me you text it to me. I'm not trying to be a pest. Just trying to get a jump on the reading(or on something else)
Sorry, I'm ignoring you. Just waist deep in action.(what type)
Video game action.(gosh darn it) That is yeah. I brought it home. Just let me find it. Give me a minute
Okay, dude, that was slick. (not as much as your shamless plug)Okay. Thanks. So
You enjoying being home? Yeah. Listen, I don't want to come off the wrong way because I totally appreciate your help
But I'm just not a small talk kind of girl. She's being way too nice to him
She shouldn't be that nice. Oh, yeah, I know
My friend thinks you're a robot. That wasn't programmed right.(like slazo)
Or autistic no offence. If you are, uh-huh. Nope, not on the spectrum. Just not chatty(comment slazo is a robot)
Sorry, if that's weird. You should not be apologizing here. Oh, shit. My friend just said you're on campus all break
Sorry about saying the home stuff
Then there's nothing to apologize for it's nice and quiet and I get to chill when I'm not working
And get a jump on my next semester reading when I have the syllabus I get it
I gotta just find it still looking honest. I'm a great multitasker
I guess being at school can still be cool. Does your key card still work? Yeah, I have permission
It isn't like I'm just hiding out and there are some other people around
International students and other assorted weirdos like me you're in my dorm, right? That place is huge that 'your'
Yeah, but I think I might be the only one in the whole my dorm
I mean there might be someone else but I haven't seen them
Okay, it's been pretty time so far, but this is where the creepy comes in
Oh, wow crazy, so if I drove up there tonight and broke in no one would hear you scream when I fucked you
What what seriously you just said you'd raped me. Don't be a nucca
of my Dee, that's all it's pretty big and girls always enjoy our
It. Oh, yeah, real girls. Not imaginary. Of course. Okay, just forget it
Yeah, what does that mean? Ha you obviously aren't getting me the syllabus
Delete my number because I'm gonna block you now good call good call. You should have done that a long time ago
She was very nice to him. Ah, I I wouldn't have been that nice
I just want to know what he thought he was gonna get like. What's the success rate here?
How many girls have replied to this and been like oh, yeah, I'm sure I would like your your d uh-huh
Thank you. Hey, can you show me your tits? Um, no, who are you? lol ur funny Haha
You swiped right on me lol. No, this is not tinder. I don't even have tinder?! HAHA Why are you so funny?
Funny girls are even hotter. Show me your tits now
Good method who gave you my number? lol this is tinder. You stupid bitch. No one gave me your number. Haha
No, this is not tinder. This is iMessage. lol u stupid dumb cunt this is fuckin tinder
You hoe, did you go to school did not teach you the difference between tinder and message you idiot?
Why are girl is stupid?
Shake my head, please. Delete my number
Never. Yeah, it's like a battle of the Wills at the end. They're just I'm gonna do it
so since I'm a guy and you are probably quite
Attractive I am obligated by rule 86
Paragraph 4 of the man code to ask if there is any chance you'll be willing to let me see your breasts
I'm putting this on the creepy p.m. Subreddit. So thank you for the additional karma
Here's some good advice lads
If you act like a gentleman and refer to man code when you ask for nudes, just out of nowhere
It'll work 80 to 90% of the time. I can I ask you something. Sure do you?
Play with yourself sometimes no, but I play with my dog tug of war her's Favourite. Frisbee is her second favorite
Oh, did you understand? What I asked? Yes, I speak English.lol Oh, okay
Do you shave or keep it Harry? Well, she's a beagle so she'd look kind of funny if I shaved her
No, I'm I mean yourself. No, I wouldn't trust her with a razor. Okay. This is an experienced creep dodger. Like this is just
She's toying with him or her I mean aren't even your neck is nice. But do you have the rest of that face? Uh-huh?
Yes can confirm the rest of my face is also there
I wonder what your face looks like with my fat cock in your mouth. how, what a charmer. literally the most unattractive
Thing you could have possibly said what if I finger? Yeah. Oh
Dude, you're really not helping your case here, dude, and no wonder you have to resort to such tactics to get laid?
No female with any kind of dignity would touch you with a 10-foot Pole. I have a 10-foot Pole(this is epic can we plug mearch)
Can I touch you with that? I mean we can't say he's not persistent, a for effort.Not even if you boiled it in Bleach
I want to throw bleach on you in there and then fuck you as you burn.(Take it all in) Oh, but then a love heart so I mean
Quite the romantic good. I like women that agree with me
Tell me this moving to the woods plan of yours and then later on listen
I appreciate your wanting to be thorough in your response. Is that what is that what she's doing?
She's just typing out an essay. All right, but there's a balance that must be struck with
Perfectionism and efficiency is a little bit of I'm very smart
They're good to see if I'm to mind a woman with me in the woods
She'll have to be more timely in her responses then eleven days. Yeah, I'm sure she's been typeing
out a response for 11 days straight and she's just not reached the end of her ballad to you yet
I'm sure that's what's going on. See I know how depression and anxiety work
They're the result of you not having a man tell you what to do
I'm speechless I go like
Well, Wow. Oh, yeah women struggling with depression don't seek purpose meaning or to understand yourself
Just um, well, I mean do see purpose
Just do what a man tells you to do. That's it. She would depression. You're hot AF some damn fine titties
Seriously? Oh, yeah
pants started to rise like there's an entire subreddit just dedicated to
creepy weird use of asterisks
Asterisks? asterisks. There's entire subreddit just for that 'pants start to rise'
It's just terrible and yeah girls just gonna see how quirky you are with your roleplay and just want you like that
Yeah, I'm not interested
Ah, come on and just yep, what a charmer flutter suddenly enlarged eyelashes as they make a swooshing noise
Sir, what does that mean? What what why your eyelashes big? What is that?
What does that prove what what the fuck does that work often I'm just being polite
I could just demand to see your tits like every other guy like every other guy all of us do that
That's just a normal thing. Goodbye
Obviously every fucking time. Are you serious? I come to you and act like a real man
I don't just send a cog pic or ask for nudes
I was actually making an effort and setting the mood and you just fuck me off. All you self-cleaning fleshlights are the same
That's a creative insult. And also ha, you'll be a gentleman by saying 'you're hot AF some damn fine titties'(a gentlemen indeed)
You're being a real man a gel-
Alright, good logic. Good morning, m'lady
Okay. Nice guys. Let's go. (and plug slazo's twitter)Hello
I just saw your latest Facebook post and I must say you looked ravishing
However, don't you think it is far too frigid outside to be dressed in such a provocative way
I'm sorry, but vocabulary must have confused you you see what I'm trying to explain to you is that it is far too cold
That's frigid and you are not wearing nearly enough clothing are not wear. Ah
Vocabulary is this guy strong suit?
I swear in your new picture and I am worried that you will catch an illness
Not to say that I do not appreciate seeing your ample bosom
breasts on display
But I thought a lady such as yourself might have more decency and would dress appropriately when leaving her home
I got nothing. Ah
It speaks for itself doesn't it just volumes? There are elements of Creppy PM's, nice guys, and
I am very smart just in what I understood the first message. Don't worry about that
It's not like I'm dressing like that to go for a hike
I was just going out with some friends and I was indoors like 90% of the time
well, yeah, I don't know why you didn't block him like he just walks in and just
Comments on your ample bosom. Don't bother defending what you're doing. Just just get rid of it. Just
Eliminate the problem. I mean he obviously doesn't care about you know
The way you present yourself because he is saying he he likes the way he looked
He just doesn't like that other people are seeing it. I've had buff asian girl fantasy for a couple of years
That's for sure TMI. Um, what? but I figured you should understand the stalker level determination
You're about to receive from me. I hey just a PSA. Right? Um, I'm about to stalk you
I'm about to harass you every waking moment of your life. Just thought I should let you know. Ah, thanks. Thanks for your time
I'll be sure to occupy more of it. Don't worry.Want to make out?
Is this the girl with the nice areolas? This is Google self-learning. AI, just
Slowly getting there with the flirting thing
Not quite though. Hi
Hello. Hi. How are you dear? Good. Where are you from?
Island actually I'm looking for a life partner. Are you married?(no but your mom is)
Well, I mean, it's the best one so far really like it's not asking just for a hookup. It's
Wanting a life partner. It's almost sweet. Hey
Hello, how's it going? I have a really tiny... I assume the next word you're looking for is brain
What was he going for even like was he expecting her to say cock and then he's like, haha
Not really have a look like what what was you gonna say? What was the next?
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