I get a boom you can go and get it
please I got cheese day I don't know hey
guys how do we say hi to everybody what
do we say you go boom I get a boom
Bennett alright so yeah I'm going stop
bullying me oh my goodness so I didn't
get the memo apparently because it's a
long weekend here in Canada there's no
martial arts so I took the boys they're
all dressed up and martial arts isn't
happening so now I got to figure out
what to do so I'm taking them to
Starbucks can you leave your iPad in the
car babe just leave it in the car we're
just gonna go for a few minutes who
makes the decisions in the family
basically the boys are pushing me around
I say no iPad they tell me what do you
know it's like I have teenagers are not
the wrong foot the other foot please the
other foot tissue oh my god - oh so many
things on me oh my god okay
burgers burgers yeah but you can boil
behind re good morning Benny where are
your shoes no the boogers didn't go in
the car why are you not wearing your
shoes yet but you didn't finish
I already wanna go to sleep
trying to get them out of the house when
I go get my coffee back good morning you
guys
it is not Monday it is Tuesday we had a
long weekend and I didn't film on the
weekend because we were just enjoying
some family time hung out with her
friends it was a really nice restful
weekend and now we are back on the grind
I'm just trying to get the kids to
school and make it to my appointment I
stupidly made a facial appointment that
I've been keep I kept cancelling for
like three months and let me tell you I
have so much work to do today
anyways I have to make it and it's like
an hour away so I have to drop them off
go to this facial be like can you do the
fastest a show you can possibly do and
then head back to the office and work
okay
everyone's there up then put their his
shoes just took 35 minutes
love you stay together 1 2 3 thinking my
soul it's been flexing real parts the
corrugator so what we want to do is you
would take all the stress out of our so
it doesn't kind of crush it like hurts
but in a very yep I'm going a little
card away buying ways it is I'm going a
little quick because we're covering a
lot of ground tissue massage absolutely
did you bring me the last place to wax
me what's wrong with my ears
what is this you asked me to come in
here and you're doing weird stuff to me
and you didn't even ask me hold on a
second I don't I didn't say I wanted to
wax my ears this is nonsense what are
you talking about do you guys watch
babies what are you sure max what do you
think no one's waxing my ears or my nose
what what is this
okay why are you you just we're just
walking by and you dragged me in here
and now you're doing this to me this is
wrong on many levels do you guys watch
heads can you ask my head you can't or
you won't
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you know I have to shave this thing
every day do you know what's involved in
me shaving my head every day is very
time-consuming would you make an
exception with the six year old because
we have a six year old I think he needs
some waxing we should why family enjoy
enjoy it he'll come here with me and
will wax each other I don't know why you
want me to get wax because I don't think
it's gonna be good for our marriage yeah
but the problem is if you make me any
more attractive than I am then all this
extra attention I'm gonna get from women
you're gonna start getting jealous and I
feel like it might be a serious problem
in our marriage my favorite time of day
okay party time I know they'll notice my
dress guys you wanna say something to me
what
nothing about my dear I'm not alone I
like it Oh thing okay let's go nobody
somebody somebody somebody yes of course
you wanna run deep down into my belly
yeah I did why would I lie I I never
lied to you you are right
well it's not every new song yeah that's
good dancing dancing with a stranger
yeah it's very who Sam Smith hi Dana boy
I'll show you okay how do you know
because I heard it before
when when we went to reline cake no well
we went back oh you have me then why
your memory guys okay ready guys
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see replay dancing with a stranger by
Sam Smith now playing dancing with a
stranger by Sam Smith and no money
thank you play dancing with a stranger
remix by Sam Smith okay yes dancing with
a stranger cheat codes remix single by
Sam Smith and normally we're going to
the park oh you know what we should have
your pants forgot your pants I don't
want you to cry without your pants so I
have your pants now and we can go
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jakie my love where's your scooter where
you put it in the garage yes
why what's going on
it took me in my love you just got a
little bit of a bloody nose my love
where's your scooter and your helmet you
sure okay so you have to go find your
helmet bed and you have to bring it home
okay yep I think you left your helmet in
the park I just came mine is coming home
you sure yeah okay go tell me where it
is oh my god did I tell you how I you
know how my qee is a British guy no I
didn't know that you're serious a
British guy okay so my Siri is there are
you putting milk it okay okay so my Siri
is a British guy and every time we ask
him to do anything with it thank you
Richard and that was just kidding Benny
everything we request songs and he does
it
they're like thank you Richard so we're
thanking Richard the whole time Richard
like why would another man
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well no but yours is a girl mine is a
man I mean you guys gotta get dressed
and go to school okay boys I gotta go I
have a call at 8:30 I've to well I have
a call at 8:30 it's actually a Skype
call with some people actually in the
Philippines it's as company in the
Philippines that wants to talk oh my god
you should ask nori have to say hello in
Philippine nori oh come on stop that's
anticlimactic the same in Spanish I have
a phone call with a Filipino company Oh
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how are you my friend don't start that
vegan camasta
guy a vegan vegan hamas vodka
no it's okay
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what borrow this remember one
Mississippi two Mississippi when he can
one Mississippi two Mississippi eight
Mississippi
now drink and spit that's the bottom and
then ten Mississippi on the top now
ready for the top one misses one
Mississippi two Mississippi
I know let me do it in this video but if
you like it to subscribe to worry about
it what the videos winnaman and do the
chakalaka
okay drinkin spin now this times when
you want to be a superhero parent and
you wanna do like all these fun things
like what i came up with this morning
let's just get lost and if we go on an
adventure tour jacobs into it and doing
it and he's excited but this one
everything is a know everything he
doesn't want to do he cried already had
like six tantrum sort of literally three
minutes away from the house
that's why lazy Parenthood is the best
kind of parenthood
low expectations one minute 37 seconds
later I feel like you eat like 10 cheese
sticks a day you have hiccups do you
know the song Benny can you like new bag
do you know what the song is about penny
no it's about when you come true you get
was like you like what
no mama Thomas well thank you it's about
a boy who sings about a girl that he
loves and he says that girls like her
are so so special
can you please eat your rice you have to
come out a logistics piece you can go
and get it please like you yeah yes and
makes chewing speed
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these teeth show me your treasure he
here's my treasure Lander who is this
Albert Einstein yeah who is this Jegs
mama :
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[Applause]
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Wow okay now I have happier stuck in my
head forever thanks for that Jack and
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