Alright. Hey gang, leather face here.Hi.HI
Can you hear me?I wanted to touch base and do some Halloween brainstorming? I don't get it
Anyway first order of business-I've assembled you all here because you are all guilty
Jigsaw you didn't assemble anyone I I set the meeting invite not you.Oh!Oh right
This is the Halloween kill skills. Workshop. Deep [dive]. Sorry a lot of video conferences today. Hey everyone
How was your vacation Micheal?Can we catch up later? It's good yeah, all right first order business
Divvying up the family. I'm thinking I'll take the [snyder's] and the personal Vendetta and all and
Maybe jason you can take the thompsons- the thompson's have a couple of sleepy teenagers, so I think I should get them
why do you immediately get the teenagers? I kill teenagers to.Freddy's more creative than you jason. What does that mean? Your stuffs a little dated
Oh please I was popping eyeballs out of teenagers skulls while you were still torturing kittens. whenever you say Wayne Gretzky. look horny teenagers let
Me drown as a boy if I see one. [I'm] gonna waste them,i'm not gonna. Worry about who's got dibs
i'm gonna lose this room here in about 20 minutes
so can we just stay on track here sure okay?
It is fair to divide up the families otherwise
You got three guys going after the spaulding family Meanwhile a perfectly innocent horny teenage girls taking shower down the street
We got not one person in there bashing your brains out the claw hammer cut the face off with a chAinsaw and putting over
their own face so they can feel happy inside!
Jason? Fine. Michael?
I'll take that as a yes motion to divvy up families is accepted.Let's proceed no wait. I just [uh]
I had a thought
Can we please start killing people that wear clever pun costumes? Oh yeah? I mean, hey not funny
It's not clever and every idiot on Earth loves it
Did you all see the buzzfeed piece on this?
Not i'm not on hotmail. it was super annoying there was a picture of a guy covered in a bunch of gray paint
splashes, and it said [fifty] shades of Grey
[alright], let's put one guy only on slaughtering people with pun costumes and let's make that
Michael cause it's a personal affront to his holiday. You know
Michael where'd he go?
Alright. I'll take that as a yes
I'm on a call for work. Is it too much to [ask] for you to hack up a couple of damn hitchhikers?
Sorry leatherface. [ok] what's next here? Ooh, [Freddy's] powerpoint you ready Freddy never heard that one before
[ok] so I thought I'd try out a few lines
I've been working on for this halloween season [and] any feedback you guys have would be just
These are a little rough
So first off. I was thinking I strangle some dude in a movie theater
And I say something like I always get choked up at the movies ha ha ha so you you get choked up
He's getting choked. You're both [getting] choked. No, I choked him
But the joke is that I'm saying that I get choked up. That's not really joke well it is a joke
They don't be one of my better ones
Joke [I] didn't have a ton of time to [prepare] had a full year. [oh], you'll go to hell [in] you die Freddy
I think if you spent a little less time trying to be a stand-up comedian and a little more time leveraging your gore
Competency you can accomplish your Q4 [/or] items more efficiently. well for once I agree with the nutcracker over here
Hey girl from the ring nice of you to join us can I get you anything like a watch?
Seriously though I'm glad you're here
You know what you might think about joining on demand [alright]. Nobody watches vhs anymore?
DVDs are outdated and
Blu-Ray, never really caught on you got mobile devices then yeah a youtube channel [would] be great for her. She could do some vlog where she goes into her purse
Or some bullshit. Maybe a makeup tutorial. [she'd] be able to kill a million subscribers at once
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. No, not ringing look you. Don't need to come through the screen
That's the whole point of having a video conference, Jesus Christ. You smell bad, and I'm wearing a dead guy's face on my face
Did you know I died you know well? Uh yeah? We all know that very interesting
What did you think about that YouTube channel idea? I want my mommy
You know what? Why'd you go back to your office? I think I see your mommy in there ah
Damn, it guys. I don't lose this room a second
Tell [you] what I've sent out another invite to to decide when we can have a next meeting about
Another meeting will touch base in [look] what damnit
Y'all have a happy Halloween stay safe out there. [okay]. Everybody. [bye]. Bye good seeing you. Do you mind