What's the best flavour of crisps to eat while flying?
Plane crisps! Am I right?
cuz you're on a plane! And they're plain flavoured? I'm sorry I literally have had an empty bag
of crisps in my luggage for 3 weeks to bring back to show you this amazing pun that I got
to ingest while on the plane.
Yes, that's how much I care about puns. I did bring a lot back from America though.
I got this orange and white ombré shirt that reminds me of a creamsicle which is something
British people don't have. It's like an orange and vanilla like popsicle. Why! It's one of
my favourite things!
Also I bought this cool other short sleeve button up shirt. It's got like little waves
okay. I got some waves. I also really wanted to buy some skinny jeans
that were so skinny that when people looked at them they'd go "are those just blue legs?"
No, too bad because I only got some slims. I still have to find some if you guys know
where I could get some good ones that'd be appreciated. However, I know that your noses
have been *unintelligible sound* going crazy because you can smell it through the video.
You know what's next to me.
Reese's cream inside an Oreo. God descended from the heavens and said yo America I'mma
hook you up. Why doesn't England get this stuff?! What do we get?
We get weetabix! Okay! Who invented that? SATAN!? Sorry people that make weetabix. I
know who you work with. I don't like it. And you know what, I've been eating American food
so much, and I'm so happy to eat it, and I come back here, and I'm just still so confused
with the food still.
To be honest, a couple months ago, I was at my friend Kim's house, and my friend Sean
and I were up very early in the morning. He said Hey Evan, would you like some tea and
crumpets?
And I said oh my gosh yes. I've never had a crumpet before. I was genuinely excited
to experience this part of British culture that is tea and crumpets. However when you
hear things like that used together so much you often think they belong together such
as peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies... you know where I'm going with this...
So Sean gave me my crumpet from the freezer, and he gave me a hot cup of tea, and you know
what I did.
I dipped that frozen crumpet in that tea and I took a bite of a cold soggy biscuit and
you know what. It was GROSS. And I was like BLEH ugh how do British people do this?
And he was like hehehehe, just wanted to see if you would do it.
You're supposed to toast them and butter them first? Thanks Sean thanks for being a good
friend. Bringing me up right. I'm just literally an ignorant American of how to eat crumpets
and that is one of the stupidest things I've ever done with food though I've done other
things. Anyway!
I don't feel like an adult. I've been trying to, I've been talking about it. It's like
this mid-mid life crisis I've been going through. And I had this really important work meeting
this week, and I have a friend that's in the company that we were meeting with and we're
all surrounded by ya know adults that are all businessy and talking numbers and I'm
all quiet listening to my boss as he tries to explain things, and as everyone just kinda
sits there nodding, I begin to sit there nodding as well except going on in my head is:
What would happen if I just suddenly let loose a blood-curdling scream? What would people
do if I just *weird scream* What!? Would they just look at me and be like
carrying on? With the demo? Like I don't...I don't know!
Or if I stood on the table and started screaming and dancing around. What would people do?
I don't know! I think everyone would just freeze and lose their own sanity thinking
they were the weird ones, and maybe then after I'm escorted out by security... ya know the
people just try and continue but they can't! Can they continue after witnessing a grown
man stand on a table, dance his brains out, and scream.
I don't think so.
Cause I wouldn't've been able to. I would've been so BLAH?!
What's going on?!
And then would I have a job still? Or would it just be understood that I went crazy for
a little bit? You have those moments in life when you just wanna stand on a table and scream
and dance. Okay?
And that's the type of lifestyle I still live. So, this was a very long stream of consciousness.
I hope you enjoyed this video. *laughing*
Thank you for watching, and I'm sorry not all my videos have puns in them. Geez I see
your comments. Sometimes you just don't have puns to give, you just have puns to live.
What the heck does that mean?!
Thanks for watching. I'll see you guys next week. Good bye!
*catchy whistling tune*
*swoosh*
Though I've done other things. Anyway, *laughing*
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to laugh on camera anymore. It's kindof against my privacy policy.