- ON WEDNESDAY, I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE NEWEST TREND IN MEN'S HAIRSTYLES: MAN BUNS.
[people whoop]
YEAH. OR "MUH-BUNS," AS I CALL 'EM.
WELL, IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT I ALSO TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH WOMEN'S HAIR.
TODAY I SAW A COMMERCIAL,
AND IT'S SOMETHING CALLED "CURL SECRET."
TAKE A LOOK.
female announcer: SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO CURLS.
IT'S CONAIR'S CURL SECRET,
A REVOLUTIONARY NEW WAY TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL CURLS
IN SECONDS.
HAIR GOES IN. CURL COMES OUT.
YOU CAN'T SEE IT. IT ALL HAPPENS INSIDE.
EASY, FAST, FABULOUS.
[singing] - YEAH
announcer: CURL SECRET FROM INFINITI PRO
BY CONAIR.
- LOOK AT THAT. ISN'T THAT--
IT HAPPENS INSIDE.
YOU DON'T SEE IT.
[applause]
I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH, AND THIS IS TRUE.
THAT'S THE SAME MACHINE THEY USE
TO MAKE PASTA AT THE OLIVE GARDEN.
[laughter]
TRUE STORY.
I WANTED TO FIND OUT HOW WELL IT WORKED,
SO I BOUGHT ONE,
AND THIS IS-- THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE.
AND IT IS-- IT'S MADE IN CHINA,
HOME OF THE LONG, WAVY HAIR.
[laughter]
IT'S SAYS ON THE BOX THAT IT GOES UP TO 400 DEGREES,
SO YOU CAN USE IT TO GRILL A PANINI.
[laughter]
AND IT ALSO SAYS IT'S SUITABLE
FOR ALL HAIR LENGTHS AND TYPES,
BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
SO--AND I WANTED TO TRY IT AND SEE IF IT WORKED,
AND I WAS LOOKING AROUND.
I WATCH YOU BEFORE THE SHOW, AS YOU KNOW.
AND THERE'S SOMEONE WITH LONG, STRAIGHT HAIR
RIGHT HERE.
YOU RIGHT THERE.
NO, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU. YOU.
COME ON DOWN HERE. YOU HAVE LONG, STRAIGHT HAIR.
[cheers and applause]
- HI. - HI.
- HI. - OH, MY GOD.
- YOU'RE NERVOUS? WHY?
JUST 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER USED IT BEFORE.
SIT DOWN.
- ARE YOU SURE? - SIT DOWN.
YEAH, I'M SURE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - MY NAME IS MATIA.
- OKAY, MATIA, AND-- WILL YOU HOLD THIS, 'CAUSE--
- SURE, I'LL HOLD THIS.
- WELL, ACTUALLY, BEFORE YOU DO THAT,
CAN YOU JUST SIGN SOME STUFF?
- OH, MY GOSH.
- JUST SIGN YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT THERE.
- OKAY, HERE WE GO. - DON'T READ IT.
JUST SIGN IT. - ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH, JUST SIGN THAT ONE. - THAT ONE.
AND THAT ONE TOO?
- AND THAT ONE. - GOSH.
- THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH. I CAN COPY THAT.
[laughter]
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
AND I SHOULD READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME, SO HOLD THIS.
- OH, MY GOODNESS. - ALL RIGHT.
SO HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE CURLY HAIR AT ALL?
'CAUSE IT'S VERY, VERY STRAIGHT.
- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED CURLY HAIR.
LIKE, MY WHOLE LIFE, I WANTED TO HAVE CURLY HAIR,
BUT IT'S JUST STRAIGHT.
- LOOK AT THE TIME THAT--
WHAT A COINCIDENCE YOU'D BE HERE TODAY.
THINK-- - OH, MY--OKAY.
OKAY.
[laughs]
- WAIT, I HAVE TO HEAR THE BEEP.
[curler beeps]
- OH, IT BEEPED. I HEARD IT, I HEARD IT.
- NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEEP THREE TIMES.
- TWO, THREE. - THERE'S THREE.
LOOK AT THAT.
IT NEEDS TO STAY IN LONGER. - DON'T TOUCH IT.
- DON'T JUDGE IT YET. both: OKAY.
- YOU LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED.
- OH, YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I TRUST YOU.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. I'M SURE.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRUST ME.
- I DO. - MATIA.
- ELLEN.
[curler beeps]
- IT'S SMOKING. - OH, MY GOSH.
WAIT, WAIT, TAKE IT OFF. - NO, IT SEEMS NORMAL--TO SMOKE.
- OKAY, OKAY.
- OKAY, IT BEEPED. OH, LOOK AT THAT.
- SEE--DID IT DO IT? - YEAH.
IT JUST NEEDED TO STAY IN A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
DO YOU LIKE THAT? - YEAH, I LIKE IT.
- OKAY, GOOD. - IT'S SWEET.
- I'LL DO ONE MORE. - OKAY, ONE MORE.
JUST--OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY. OOH!
THAT'S REALLY FAR. - OKAY.
[gasps]
I'M SO SORRY.
- OH, MY GOD!
[laughter and applause]
[laughing] OH, MY GOD.
[cheers and applause]
WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? ARE YOU LAUGHING?
- YEAH. YEAH, NO, IT'S NOT YOUR HAIR.
IT'S--
[laughter]
- OH, MY GOD. - NO, I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU.
I WOULDN'T LAUGH IF I DID THAT.
I WOULD BE IN MY CAR DRIVING HOME.
- I WAS ABOUT TO CRY. - MATIA, NO.
I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU. THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD SPORT.
I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH, AND IT WAS FUN.
AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS. - OH, I GET ONE?
- YEAH, YOU GET ONE FREE SO YOU CAN PRACTICE ON YOURSELF.
- THANKS! - YOU'RE WELCOME.
ALL RIGHT, MATIA.
I SHALL DANCE YOU BACK TO YOUR SEAT.
LET'S GO.