[horn blowing]
Today's the big day, Gary.
[meowing]
Look at me! I'm naked!
Gotta be in top physical condition
for today, Gary.
[meowing]
[grunting]
[squeaking]
I'm ready!
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Mm, Kelpo, with one of eight essential prizes inside.
Holy Shrimp! Squidward!
The sky had baby from my cereal box!
Squidward! The sky had a baby.
That's not a baby, that's a giant anchor.
Hey, what are you?
[screaming]
Stop that at once, you-!
I command you to-
Oh, no!
[groaning]
There you go. Now, don't you feel better?
[snoring]
[ringing]
Huh? What?
[screaming]
What's making that noise?
[groaning]
Oh. [chuckles]
It's you again.
[chuckles]
Okay, joke's over.
[ringing]
All right, you got me. Now, cut it out.
[ringing]
That's it!
Stop your ringing, mister. I'm warning you.
Stop it! I said quick it!
[grunting]
Ooh.
[ringing]
Then where's it coming from?
Make it stop!
Buddy, you gotta help me find out
where that ringing is coming from.
[ringing]
Hey, come back! Well, fine, I'll ask someone who cares.
[ringing continues]
SpongeBob, where's the ringing coming from?
[ringing continues]
[vibrating]
Breakfast! Come to Patrick.
Tartar sauce! I'm out of food again.
All I have are these lousy cans with pictures of food on 'em.
I wanted real food, not pictures.
[trumpeting]
[chuckles] Good morning, pineapple.
[trumpeting]
Good morning, Gary.
[meowing]
Good morning world! I'm ready!
Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!
Hinga-dinga-durgen!
Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Erikson Day!
There's a note.
SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper.
Uh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erikson Day!
Yingin-hinga-dinga!
[crowing]
And so passes another sleepless night,
haunted by my inability to steal
even a single Krabby Patty.
Maybe today will be the day.
Thank you for your patronizing words,
computer wife.
You've got it tuned to K-O-L-D, K-Old, your all-oldies station.
Here's a little something you may remember
from the good old days.
♪ You're old (You're old) ♪
♪ Groaning like a geezer ♪
[snapping]
♪ Feel yourself a-crackin' Like an old has-been ♪
♪ Look at yourself, old man You've got multiple chins ♪
♪ 'Cause you're old ♪
Good morning, Daddy.
[kissing]
I made you breakfast.
Thank you, sweet pea.
I see you got creative with the brain today.
Open up, it's time for the pill.
Oh, barnacles, I hate the pill.
Oh.
[horn blowing]
SpongeBob.
Good morning, Squidward.
SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?
I came to make sure you don't oversleep
and miss work.
Oh, jeez, SpongeBob, that's very thoughtful of you.
My pleasure, Squidward.
That's what good neighbors are for.
You did overlook
one teensy little detail, however.
What's that, Squidward?
It's Sunday!
A good neighbor doesn't bother me
on Sunday!
Krabby Patties. [snoring]
Coming right up, sir.
[meowing]
[snoring]
[meowing]
[giggling] Gary, what are you doing?
[meowing, rumbling]
Oh, my gosh, your bowl's empty.
Not to worry, Gar Gar. Food is on the way,
faster than you can say, "organic".
[meowing]
There you go, Gary.
[sniffing] Blegh.
Gary, shame on you.
I realize you're a bottom feeder,
but have some manners.
You know, you're not supposed to eat goop off the ground.
Now go on and enjoy your health food.
[meowing]
♪ La La La La La! Getting clean! ♪
♪ La La La La La doo doo doo! ♪
♪ Oh, what a delightful day It is to get- ♪
Noooooo!
Good thing I have a spare.
I still have one more thing to clean!
[music playing]
What would I do without you, wringer?
Guess I'd be all wet. [laughing]
And now I'm ready to go to work.
[sighing] My favorite time of the day.
Breakfast and a little morning television.
And now live from Bikini Botto,
it's Bikini Bottom Live.
[ringing]
Oh, my God... I'm late. I'm late. I'm late!
I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!
[groaning]
[meowing]
Gary? [groaning]
Pants.
A clean mouth is a happy mouth. Done.
[music playing]
Hey, Patrick. How was your morning?
Ah, you know, usual.