- Hey there fruit lovers. Today I'm showing you how to
touch your tongue to your eyeballs.
- Don't you mean we're showing them?
- Ha, ha. You silly, silly pear-shaped pear.
Can you touch your tongue to your eyeballs?
- No.
- So scram. Get out of here you short-tongued wannabe.
There's only one other fruit that can touch their tongue
to their eyes. And that's why I've invited her to
co-host today's episode.
- Eeeeh.
- My sister.
- Thanks for inviting me, Orange.
I am so exited. (Laughter)
- Ah yeah, today's going to be a good episode.
- Totally. It's going to be a ton of fun.
- (Laughter)
- Oh, brother.
- More like, oh, sister. Now scram.
- Okay.
- Get outta here.
- Okay, okay.
- Beat it, mister.
- That's my sister.
(Laughter)
So, what's the first step for touching your tongue
to your eye?
- First, you gotta get in the right mindset.
- I'd say meditating really helps.
- Let's do it.
We will now channel the spirit of the frog.
- The spirit of the frog?
- Yeah. They have super long tongues.
(Frog sounds)
- Oh, right.
Okay. Here goes nothing.
- Ooomm.
- Ooom.
- Ahhmmm.
- Ahhmm.
(Laughter)
- Okay, I'm feeling focused and relaxed.
- Good. Now loosen that tongue.
- Dadddad. Daddad.
- Looser.
- Yaddaddada. Yaddadada.
- Good. Do you feel it?
- Sure can.The frogginess has taken over my body.
- Are you hungry?
- Only for flies.
- That means you're ready.
Open your eyes.
- Wow. I'm green?
- That's toad-aly crazy.
(Laughter)
- Now for step two.
Stretch properly.
This is very important.
The last thing you want to do is pull a muscle
in your tongue.
- Yeah. I don't think I'd lick that very much.
(Laughter)
- Exactly. So do your tongue exercises.
- Right now?
- Right now.
Up. Down.
Side to side.
Retract.
Extend.
Retract.
Now (unintelligible)
- How am I doing?
- You're doing great. In fact, I think you're ready
for step three.
Touch your tongue to your eyeball.
- The hardest part.
- Wait. A log of people forget to aim and wind up licking
someone else's eyeball with their tongue.
- Wow. That's really unsanitary.
Also, hilarious.
(Laughter)
Shall we do it?
- We shall.
- One.
Two.
Three.
- Yaaaah! Wow, we did it, sis. We just touched our
tongues to our eyeballs.
- How do you feel?
- Honestly, a little sad. I mean, now that we've
actually done it, what's left for us to achieve?
We've reached the mountaintop.
- I know the feeling, Orange, and fortunately, for higher
achievered tongue-touchers like ourselves, there's
a step four.
Further.
- Go further?
- Exactly. We've reached the eye. What's next?
- The doorbell?
- Could be. Or the TV remote or the sky.
The only thing limiting the stretchiness of your tongue
is your mind. And also the length of your tongue.
- So should I do it?
- Should I see how far I can go?
- Yes. Just follow the steps. Prepare your mind.
- Ohhmmm.
- Loosen up your tongue.
- Yaddyadyadya
- And now, reach for the stars.
(stretching noise)
- Way to go Orange.
- What the heck?
- Yeah!
- Ohhhmmmm.
- No. Nooooo.
(explosion)
(laughter)
(guitar and harmonica music)