Aw! What's the matter?
Eh! More baby talk.
Somebody tired from getting beat up by a mean, old Danger Force?
I couldn't do cardio in that prison cell!
[grunting]
Miss me, too slow.
- Gotcha! - Ha! No you don't.
[grunting]
Awol, I need you to teleport me to Archduke's room real quick.
Ooh. You're not going to take his belt, are you?
It's my belt! He used the shorts to cheat me.
Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
I will not teleport you into a guest's room
without the express written consent of...
Yeah, yeah, let's go!
I can't believe you did that!
I can't believe that worked.
One time.
Just in case it's my last chance.
Sure, Kid.
Ew! No! What are you doing, man?
What? You tapped your cheek!
I didn't want you to kiss it!
I wanted you to punch it!
While I'm still indestructible.
Oh my god.
[grunting]
I'm okay!
Classic.
Alright, Swellview! It's No Joe in the morning!
I am no No Joe and as always,
sitting next to me is my co host, Dangle.
Hi.
And here we go.
First joke of the morning.
What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married?
- I don't know. What? - Fiance.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Oh man. This is not good.
So, how does it feel to be at your own funeral?
Kinda weird.
Testing rock.
Dude!
It's so cool that the omega weapon gave you a force field.
- Right? - Hey, hey. That's enough.
What?
I'm just excited that the three of us have superpowers now.
You don't have the superpowers, Jasper.
I fight in my sleep and also speak Spanish.
That's a dos superpowers.
Oh my god, this kid.
I'm gonna mop the grass with you, Boy!
You don't mop grass, stupid.
That's it!
Not even close.
Whoa! Can't touch this.
Here come the cops!
It's Drex!
What do we do?
Hey you! Don't touch that!
- Daddy! Not now! - Daddy?
Ray, look at his hand. Look at his hand!
Yeah, look at my hand.
You're too late, Captain Man.
Man punch!
My virus is spreading.
Gross.
[screaming]
Hmm. Joy.
Prepare for your destruction and end have the whole world.
Well, I don't like the sound of that.
Do not talk about my cell phone!
I'm not.
I know exactly where your cell phone is.
I pinged its location just now, when I jacked into the Nest.
He's lying!
Does this picture look familiar?
It's from your cell phone, isn't it?
- Is it? - Yeah.
Yeah.
You help me defeat your friends,
I give you your cellphone.
Don't give up. Keep fighting.
Who is that?
You know who I am.
I'm your cellphone, Chappa.
You can't give up.
I need you to find me.
I miss you... so much.
I miss you too.
And I need you to find me!
No, no, no, Please.
- Please don't leave. - Keep fighting. Come find me!
No, don't leave!
Come find me!
No!
Did not see that coming.
[screaming]
News flash!
Another stunner just washed up on Krampus Island.
No!
K-k-k-Krampus Hottie!
Who has two thumbs and hates Christmas?
- This girl! - This guy!
- The pants! The pants! - Get the pants!
Agh!
Leave me alone, Ray!
- You're [indiscernible]. - I'm going left. Going right.
Ooh, better catch me.
- Ray! - Right there!
Let me have the deal!
Okay, let's cut the real ribbon and...
[grunting]
- Woo! - He wouldn't do that.
Please stop!
What we're you gonna say?
Yeah, dude. Don't leave us hanging.
We gotta get outta here.
- Alright. Drill Finger! - What?
I'm taking you downtown.
No chance!
Ahh. Uh. Uh.
Feel the finger!
Uh! Ah! Huh!
- Huh. - Eh, what the?
It was turning before.
You broke my drill finger!
Yeah, well, I'm indestructible.
What'd you think was gonna happen?
Uh. Young man, this wedding isn't over.
I know.
I just wanted to show that hairless guy
my brand new phone... that's never been bitten.
Come on. Yeah. You know you want to bite it!
Come on! Yeah!
Mmm.
Gotta love that new phone smell.
Come on!
- Give it to me! - Catch it!
Give me the phone!
[grunting]
- You wanna tag in, Kid? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You work on this sandwich. I'll work on Stainless Steve.
Deal. I'll munch, you punch.
I'm going to wreck you, Kid Danger.
[laughing]
Yeah. I don't think so, Steve.
I have super fast reflexes so don't even try...
[grunting]
Oh!
Nice shot, Steve.
Hey, you know what? That's it.
[grunting]
Careful. Don't fall.
The reason we look this way,
is 'cause when we were up in space,
our rocket passed through a radiation storm!
[groaning]
Shh! Shh! Okay. It's okay, Joey. We're alive.
Even though we're mutants.
[groaning]
And since Captain Man, and Kid Danger
didn't even try to rescue us when we're up in space!
Now, it's time for thumb revenge!
So, that's where we're going now.
To get revenge on Captain Man and Kid Danger!
Revenge!
Hey, you're not leaving with my pipe!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Ow. Oh.
Oh. I forgot to tell ya.
The radiation storm up in space,
it caused my right arm to become electrified.
See?
Sorry, Joey!
And now, I'm done with the pipe.
Alright. I've had about enough of this girl!
[grunting]
How'd you break free?
By doing this.
[groaning]
[grunting]
He's fighting in his sleep.
[grunting]
Oh!
He wasn't learning how to fight while he sleeps!
He was learning how to fight while he sleeps!
[spanish] Espanol.
- Oh! - Of course.
[grunting]
Hey!
[screaming]
Ah!
[meowing]
Meatball, don't leave me.
You're all I have in this world.
- Mom! - Ma Mia!
That's a mean thing to say!
If you have kids!
- I'm her kid. - Shut up.