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welcome to watch mojo and today we'll be
discussing what it would be like if
jason voorhees
was real what monster could have done
this jason is out there there are dead
bodies everywhere
let's go skinny dick the counselors
weren't paying any
attention they were making love while
that young boy drowned
for over 40 years jason voorhees has
been the face of the friday the 13th
franchise
that is to say if his face wasn't hidden
behind a hockey mask
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of course jason didn't become a horror
icon off the bat
or off the machete in this case
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as casey becker learned the hard way in
scream this franchise's original villain
was pamela voorhees
jason's i saw that movie mother
goddamn time then you should know
jason's mother mrs boris was the
original killer
jason didn't show up until the sequel
targeting the camp that allowed her son
to drown
mrs voorhees meets her end but jason
subsequently emerges to finish what his
mother started
jason mother is talking to you
now fully grown jason takes center stage
in part two
although he wouldn't don the mask until
part three
we can take solace in knowing that jason
isn't real
but with every slasher villain there's a
grain of truth
friday the 13th was loosely inspired by
john carpenter's halloween
there are numerous parallels between
jason and michael myers who was in turn
partly inspired by a 12 to 13 year old
boy that carpenter saw at a mental
institution you've done your job well
and mommy is pleased
jason has also been compared to the
likes of leatherface who was inspired by
real-life killer ed gein
aka the butcher of plainfield even if
you took out jason's supernatural
elements
there is some realism rooted in the
character so what would happen
if jason voorhees was a real-life
slasher
let's cut to it you see what we did
there
all right bad halloween humor let's go
who are you
what are you doing out of roughly 161
victims that jason has claimed
a majority of them seem to be teenagers
that's because
jason drowned while a couple of
counselors were shacking up the
counselors weren't paying any attention
they were making love scholar philip
demower
called the original friday the 13th a
cautionary tale that succeeds in warning
against the sexual
impropriety even as it fetishizes
violent transgression
with that in mind if jason were real
we'd advise against young adults having
sex in his territory
especially in the great outdoors you'll
also want to steer clear of all the
other mistakes characters frequently
make in horror movies
such as drinking doing drugs or going
skinny dipping
jason is out there there are dead bodies
everywhere let's go skinny-dipping
if you do any of that you might as well
put a target on your back
unlike michael myers who strikes on
halloween jason's heinous actions
aren't limited to a specific date the
girl who survived that night at camp
blood that
friday the 13th while the two movies
primarily take place on friday the 13th
part 3 picks up
on saturday the 14th and sunday the 15th
the so-called
final chapter continues the story well
into tuesday the 17th
thus it's not like you can simply avoid
jason one day out of the year
if he's after you you'll have to sleep
with one eye open for 365 days straight
your best bet is to avoid jason's usual
stomping ground
camp crystal lake how much further to
the lake would have been there already
if some
people didn't have to go to the bathroom
every five minutes after a couple of
ill-advised attempts to reopen it
the camp was publicly condemned by law a
last that didn't stop
jeff and sandra from trespassing hey you
guys look at this
since there's always going to be a
foolish group of teenagers who are
curious about the legend of jason
blocking off the camp isn't enough
you're gonna have to keep your people
away from that placeholt
it's condemned nuking the campsite off
the face of the earth
sounds tempting but we doubt that would
stop jason
we'd suggest keeping the camp guarded by
the military at all times
preventing anyone from getting in and
anything from getting out
then again jason isn't restricted to
camp crystal lake
the quiet little community lake was
shocked today with reports of a grizzly
mass murder scene
eight corpses have been discovered in
what is already being called the most
brutal and heinous crime in local
history in part three
he expands his reign of terror to
higgins haven which is part of the town
of crystal lake
that meets blind bag
since then jason has brought the mayhem
to manhattan
elm street and outer space you know it's
only a matter of time until hollywood
makes friday the 13th world tour
or jason's hawaiian vacation i could
live anywhere else
the nights are always so peaceful and
quiet here while jason has seen the
sights
summer camps do seem to be his favorite
spots for that reason it would be a good
idea to up the security at all
campgrounds
and hire competent counselors jason
isn't the only one we need to watch out
for though in friday the 13th part 5
a new beginning a loner named roy burns
takes up
jason's mantle to avenge his son joey
come on roy
get your hands dirty just as roy was
inspired by jason
so was mark branch a real life horror
movie fanatic who dressed up as jason to
kill college student
sharon gregory everything in that room
except for his own
small personal clothing was of of horror
films and horror substance
it's chilling to think but between
fictional characters like roy burns
and actual people like mark branch
anybody can wield a weapon and put on a
hockey mask
on that note would wearing a hockey mask
be considered in poor taste
if jason was real in any case what
separates jason from copycat killers is
that mr voorhees
is essentially immortal is there any way
to stop the sky
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it has been established that jason
possesses a fear of water
since we've repeatedly seen him rise out
of lakes unscathed though buying a boat
wouldn't necessarily keep you safe
tranquilizing jason will buy you some
time but it's seemingly impossible to
keep him down for good
he's been drowned butchered by tommy
jarvis with a machete
blown up by the fbi blown up again by an
android
incinerated in earth 2's atmosphere and
literally dragged to hell
thanks to an enchanted dagger yet jason
always gets back
up again
not even freddy krueger could finish him
off
and even if he did we'd have to deal
with freddy next
although taking jason out is easier said
than done
freezing him could prove effective in
the freddie versus jason vs
ash comics jason is frozen under crystal
lake along with an acromicon
in jason x he got cryogenically frozen
for 445 years before his body was found
in space
if we keep him frozen in a government
facility surrounded by well-equipped
guards
it just might be the final friday for
jason
there is one other alternative however
we rehabilitate jason and
integrate him back into society just
hear us out
ken kerzinger who portrayed the
character in freddy vs jason
described jason as a psycho savant who
was obsessed with making his late mother
happy
jason x rider todd farmer believes that
seeing people have sex
triggers jason which makes sense seeing
how those frisky teenagers were
responsible for his drowning what if we
enlisted a psychiatrist to diagnose
jason
and get to the root of his issues
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while some like to write off jason as
the embodiment of evil
he has shown mercy towards animals and
young
if he's capable of empathy maybe just
maybe therapy could mold jason into a
functioning member of society
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what would jason do after he's been
reformed well
his body can block off most of a hockey
goal and he already has the mask
if jason used hockey as an outlet for
his bottled up rage
we imagine that he could take his team
all the way to the stanley cup
in the event that sports aren't the best
fit for jason his immortality would also
make him a strong candidate for stunt
work
jason goes to hollywood does have a nice
ring to it
jason ladies and gentlemen
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