(soft chiming)
(bright trumpeting)
- Today is the final day of the fifth annual
Renaissance Fair.
Let the joust begin.
(bright trumpeting) (crowd cheering)
(horses neighing) (regal music)
- Are you ready, Sassafras?
If we win this joust tournament
the queen will throw down a single rose from the rafters.
Can you imagine such an honor?
(Sassafras neighs)
Glad I caught this.
I know how much you dislike a messy trailer, Sassafras.
(horses neighing) (regal music)
(mud splatters)
Merlin's beard!
The horses trailer has been made muddy.
(Sassafras neighs)
Are you saying you want us
to get your trailer cleaned up straight away?
(Sassafras neighs)
And you refuse to compete in the joust tournament
whilst your trailer is in such a sorry, state?
(Sassafras neighs)
You are one bossy steed, Sassafras.
Very well.
We shall cleanse thy carriage.
But where to procure such services all the way out here?
What be this, a messenger pigeon with a scroll?
Let's see here.
Scrub, clean, Carl's Car Wash.
A ha!
Come Sassafras!
Let us ride to Carl's Car Wash.
- There, just like my grandpa did when he was
promoting his old wagon wash back in the day.
(bright music)
(Sassafras neighs)
(regal music)
- Hail and well met, Carl of the car wash.
I am Sir Harold and this is my fateful steed, Sassafras.
(Sassafras neighs)
- Well, hello there, Sir Harold and Sassafras.
What can I do for you?
After we received your pigeon's promotional parchment,
Sassafras, and I embarked on a quest of cleanliness.
- My car wash has washed a lotta things,
but it wouldn't be safe to enter a car wash
without a vehicle.
- Nothing of the sort.
The vehicle in question is back there.
(regal music)
We just wanted to make a more dashing first impression.
- Oh, that makes more sense.
(laughing)
Well, let us get started.
What kind of vehicle are you driving?
Is the vehicle an SUV towing a camper,
a Jeep towing a hot dog stand
or a pickup truck towing a horse trailer?
That's it!
It's up pickup truck towing a horse trailer.
Now, let's see how messy it is.
Is it a little messy,
medium messy or super duper messy?
Hmm, it's just a little messy.
Let me see what kind of mess this is.
Hmm.
It's wet and mucky
but there's also dry pointy pieces in it.
Is it clumpy sand,
mucky mud and hay
or stinky sludge?
It must be mucky mud and hay.
And finally, what size is this vehicle?
Is it normal sized or is it big?
On their own they'd be normal sized,
but together they're big.
(car wash rumbles)
That'll be 14 tokens, Sir Harold.
- There you are.
You shall find the required amount of tokens within.
- Actually the tokens need to be dropped into the token box.
That's what turns the carwash on.
- Very well.
I shall dispense them by twos.
- Here ya go.
- [Sir Harold] Two, four, six,
eight, 10, 12, 14!
Inward, Sassafras!
(bright music)
(car wash whirring)
(regal music)
By the point part of Excalibur,
Sassafras' horse trailer is remarkably clean.
- Yep. You could say the difference is night and day.
(laughing)
- Many thanks to you.
I dub the Sir Carl of the car wash.
- Sir? Wow.
Am I a royal knight now?
Wait, can knights knight another knight?
- Come Sassafras, we must make haste.
- Thanks, Carl.
- Huh?
(Sassafras neighs)
(bright music)
- Whoo! (kids laughing)