[music playing]
I'm not impressed!
I am so impressed!
New teacher, new rules.
We can do this the boring way... or the Mr. Finn way.
I heard you all in music class, you guys are good!
And I realized there's a better way to learn Shakespeare...
By adding a little rock and roll!
[guitar playing]
That was awesome!
[laughing]
Now you look like a rock star!
[music playing]
Thou blind fool love, what dost thou to mine eyes...
In rock that means,
♪ Love isn't kind, it makes you blind ♪
That they behold, and see not what they see?
♪ I thought you were hot Now I know you're not ♪
Smoke machine!
Lights!
Tasty lead!
[guitar solo]
Skid down the last bit!
I got this!
♪ I'm crushing on a girl And it's a major bummer ♪
That's it... but mine rhymed!
- Where d'you learn to teach like that? - Er, I'm in a special program.
I'm er, getting my masters in teachology at the... Van Halen Institute.
[laughing]
I go every day after school.
- You're not even a real teacher! - You're right!
Until two days ago,
I worked at my uncle's yogurt cart on sixth street during the day.
♪ Yo, yo, yo My name is Yogurt boy ♪
♪ Dishing out the yizzle For you to enjoy ♪
[laughing]
My whole world was trying to win Battle Of The Bands!
Rock and roll!
[crashing]
What's Battle Of The Bands?
It's this epic contest with all the best bands in Austin,
if your band wins, you become legendary!
- Hi, Freddy! - Ow, my eyes!
Mr. Finn, there's something I'd like to speak to you about in private,
can you meet me in my office this afternoon at three?
Ooh, private meeting, pound it!
Er... I don't know what's happening right now?
Yeah!
When Principal Mullins speaks to a teacher,
it's almost always to fire them!
- Wait, you think she wants to fire me? - I hope not!
This school would stink without you here!
It would just be like... school.
It's true, Mr. Finn, thanks to you, I've got confidence!
Plus you helped me work on my game with the ladies.
- Hi, Lawrence. - Sup--
[mumbling]
Yeah!
I'm falling.
We should start a band!
- Yeah! - That would be so cool!
Maybe we can even be good enough to enter the Battle Of The Bands.
To enter? We'll win!
You've taught us how to be rock stars,
now let us teach you how to behave like an adult.
OK, mould me.
OK, lesson one, at the meeting, don't wear flip-flops.
[laughing]
How would she ever even notice?
[slapping]
[laughing]
Please be our singer!
I keep saying no and yet you keep betting more things!
[laughing]
I'm starting to realize why you still live at home with your parents.
- Led Zeppelin's getting back together! - Play Stairway!
[laughing]
Are you wearing pajamas?
[laughing]
It seems I am.
You should be up there.
I'll find another way to get Freddy to like me.
But... I'll never have a better friend.
OK.
- I'll do it! - You talked her into it.
That was pretty cool.
Say that again.
That part about being left out.
Everybody knows where they go.
Keep going.
They get to do what they do.
Chord change.
You're all playing the same song and I can't even sing along.
I just wanna be with them but I'm outside looking in.
[guitar playing]
♪ I just wanna be with them But I'm outside looking in ♪
♪ Let me in, let me in ♪
♪ Oh, let me in, let me in ♪
♪ Oh, I just wanna be with them But I'm outside looking in ♪
♪ Let me in, let me in ♪
♪ Oh, let me in ♪
[crowd cheering]