- That is terrifying, his eye is just like.
- And his mouth is like half open, it's like.
- Oh!
He's getting nude.
- Oh!
(circus music)
- Today, we are going to watch
a thing called Mr. Blobby,
which I don't really know what it is.
- I don't know what it is.
- But I've heard about him.
- I've seen some images,
but never really watched anything.
It just looks so weird.
- I've seen photos of him, and he looks like,
sort of like Barney the dinosaur,
like and yet, also terrifying.
- Yeah.
- Petrifying for some reason.
- I think he doesn't look friendly at all
- Like what you would imagine
a nightmarish clown would look like,
that's Mr. Blobby.
- I have been waiting to watch Mr. Blobby.
- Same.
- Let's go.
Okay, so it's animated,
it's a person in an...Oh God.
Okay.
- [Blobby] Blobby, blobby, blobby, blobby.
- [Noel] Think nothing of it,
you only had to ask.
- It just says, 'Blobby, Blobby, Blobby, Blobby?'
- What's the sounds he's making?
- [Blobby] Oh, Blobby, Blobby, Blobby
(gasping)
- It's like a robot, weird.
(laughing)
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
- Sounds like what an alien would sound like.
- Yeah.
- Woo oo woo oo
- Yeah, it is alien movie sounds
- Blobby, Blobby.
(laughing)
Is that all he says?
- He sounds like a demon has possessed a child.
- And who's his mane?
- Who's this old, yeah, why is it a
grown ass man as a friend?
- So, he's a bit of a jokester.
He's goofy.
He just put a bucket on the guy's head.
- I'm still confused as to what he's
supposed to be, he's just like a helper
that doesn't help?
- He seems quite destructive doesn't he?
- Yeah, he's just messing everything up.
Oh my God.
- There we go. - Oh, Bad the table crashed.
- The table is crashed.
- This is not teaching kids anything good.
Be destructive and annoying?
- Yeah.
- Oh God, Blobby.
- Also, he doesn't wear any clothes
but he does wear a tie.
- He's got to dress up, he's gotta look nice,
he's gotta put on a tie, for DIY, you know.
- Yeah.
- Would kids like watching this?
Is this for adults?
- What age range is this for?
- Yeah?
- Who's the audience for this?
(laughing)
- Me!
I'm the audience.
- It's not what I expected by any means.
(both laughing)
- No, it's not what I expected at all.
- I'm exhausted.
- It was not at all what I expected in the end,
but it was much scarier but also much stupider.
And I'm still not sure whether this
is for adults or children.
- [Crowd] Blobby, Blobby, Blobby
- They're chanting like it's Jerry Springer.
(laughing)
Jerry, Jerry.
- I thought he doesn't talk?
- [Both] Oh, his pants are down.
- He has clothes on now.
- Yeah.
- But the pants part he didn't figure out?
- Oh my gosh, he's destroying the stage.
- Oh, Blobby's angry.
- His pants are down.
- Oh, he's taking the guy by the neck and is
putting him in a headlock? - Choking?
This is terrifying.
- Oh
- [Both] Blobby's getting aggressive.
- This is not for children.
- Oh my God, he's like strangling him.
- This is not for children. - Oh my God!
- This is definitely not for children.
- Oh my God!
(laughing)
- [Noel] My decision in the first place,
I love you to pieces.
I never said...
- This is (beep) terrifying. - It's dark.
Really dark. - Are you kidding?
- I just feel like he's very rough,
like what's your problem?
- Oh! - Oh!
Did you see him? - He just slapped him
over the head.
(laughing)
- What?
(laughing)
- He smacked him in the head.
- Why is this guy his friend?
- Wow!
- That was stressful.
- That was unexpected but
on many accounts I feel like I am still
processing that.
- I can't get over Mr. Blobby's mouth,
it's like...
- Nih, Nih
- And his eyes are like.
- What I thought Blobby was going into this
was a loveable, friendly,
children's presenter, character.
What I've realized now is he's some
sort of (bleep) reality TV character
that's terrifying and a bit aggressive.
- If I was English, and grew up here,
I could so imagine my
brother being like, "Blobby."
And then going after me.
- Blobby, Blobby, Blobby.
(laughing)
- Yeah, I'd be like, noo!
- I would definitely have been
doing that to my younger brother.
- Does our vision of what children's TV
shows should be just differ
between the U.S. and the U.K.?
- Maybe so.
Yeah, horrifying, horrifying and, I mean,
that face, that is horror.
The way his makeup, ugh, I mean,
that really sums it up for me, just horrifying.
(Laughing)
I don't know what else to say.
(upbeat music)
(gasps)
- Ahh!
- Oh my God, he's peeing.
- That is so gross,
how are you just showing that?
(upbeat music)
- Today, we are going to be watching
the Inbetweener's for the very first time.
- I have heard of the Inbetweener's before.
- I feel like it's an institution here.
- Yeah.
- What could they be in between, between jobs?
- Maybe, that would actually be really cool.
- Between relationships?
- In between relationships,
maybe they're in between both?
- Maybe in between everything?
We're all Inbetweener's aren't we?
- Yeah.
- Since I've been here,
I've heard the lines dropped
and have been called a briefcase (bleep).
And the first time I thought,
Oh that's pretty funny, why that guy to say it.
And then when I was called it like five times,
I was like, all right something's going on here.
- All the coming of age shows and movies
that I know are American,
I don't think I've actually seen a
British coming of age thing before.
So, I'm quite excited for this.
- Yeah, me too.
- Let's do it.
- [Will] And ask her for the (bleep)
she so famously wants.
- This feels so British already.
- [Jay] All right, I will.
(laughing)
- [Will] No, Jay...
- Just like awkward adolescent British dudes.
(gasp)
- [Will] Wake the (bleep) up
you've (bleep) the bed.
- [Neil] Oh no!
- [Will] Stop it!
- Oh my God, he's peeing.
- [Neil] I've got a problem with that.
- Oh my God, it's like coming through the boxers.
- I feel like I know half these guys.
(laughing)
- [Neil] Oh no!
- Ahhh!
- [Will] Stop peeing!
- [Neil] I've got a problem...
- Oh my God, that is so gross,
how are you just showing that?
- [Will] Sophie's going to go mental.
(gasp)
Why's it so green?
- Why's it so green.
(laughing)
- [Jay] Could you just give me a little (bleep),
I know you want to.
- [Sophie] Get out, you've got ten
seconds to get out of the house.
- [Jay] Don't worry, I've got enough
of young meat for you both.
- [Sophie] Get.
- They've got to be drunk.
- [Sophie] Out.
- Oh!
- What?
- This clip was unexpected.
- [Tara] Simon, Simon nothings happening.
- [Simon] I know, do you think
I don't (bleep) know that?
(laughing)
- This is checking every box of British humor.
You've got the awkwardness,
you get some sex in there, (bleep) some urination.
- Oh God!
- [Simon] Why aren't you doing it?
Do it!
- Oh, this is so awkward, just stop.
(laughing)
Whoa, why is he hitting it? - Smackin it.
(slapping sound)
- [Tara] Simon, stop it.
- Ugh
(slapping sound)
- He's hitting his dick.
- He's slapping his dick
in front of the girl he's trying to sleep with.
Oh my God I'm obsessed with this show.
- [Simon] Tara, Tara, Tara
Look, I've almost got it.
Oh, high everyone.
(laughing)
- [Sophie] If you don't get out of
my house right now, I'm gonna call the police.
(gasping)
Get out.
- Simon talks dirty, here we go.
(laughing)
This is gonna be good.
- [Tara] Talk to me to get me in the mood.
- Oh this is gonna get awkward.
- [Tara] Imagining things.
- Ugh
- I don't get it.
- Too proper and has too much of
a nice accent to be talkin dirty.
(laughing)
- [Simon] Well, I'd like to kiss your boobs.
(laughing)
- Kiss your boobs.
(whoosh)
- Okay, best of.
- [Jay] Try to get really deep,
right up to the balls.
- [Neil] And do you put the balls in?
- What are you talking about?
- [Simon] What?
- [Neil] I've heard you've gotta
put the balls in really to make it work.
(laughing)
- You've got to put the balls in.
- [White Shirt Male] You're gonna die here Will.
- [Will] Okay.
- [Blue Shirt Male] That briefcase makes
me want to punch you.
- Cause briefcase (bleep.)
- [Simon] You fucked a girl in my car.
- [Neil] Nah, it's too small.
Did a lot of fingerin though.
She (bleep) off a few times.
- [Group] Ugh.
- [Passenger] Get me out of here.
- [Simon] Clean it up Neil.
- [Neil] It's your car.
(laughing)
- [Simon] It's your spunk.
(laughing)
- Gross.
Oh God.
What's he gonna do, he's gonna chunder over her.
(puking sound)
- Oh!
- Oh man.
(laughing)
- Oh God!
- Oh yeah, it's everywhere.
- Ugh.
- Lot of sex, lot of drinking.
- Lot of sex talk but like that's what kids
these age would be doing and talking about.
- Exactly, and they're not
glamourizing it at all.
They don't look cool drinking.
The thing is, I don't like any of them,
but I like watching them.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I mean, I would've liked to have had teen show
when I was a teen where everyone wasn't a model.
I don't know I would've much rather had a show
where everyone was awkward and pretending
they knew what sex was, when they clearly do not.
- It's just so gross.
It just feels like the entire time
you are just waiting for something to happen.
- [Casey] Sure.
Where they're doing something,
like pooped everywhere,
peed everywhere, something.
- But I don't think that's gonna get old to me.
I can keep watching that and it's funny.
- Ugh, God no.
- Does it sexualize teens?
- Yeah, yeah.
- In the way that American shows do,
which is really creepy?
- Yeah, really good point.
- There's nothing sexy about this show at all.
- I get why this is like a cult classic.
I can see, especially like, you're 15 and
watching this, it would be absolutely hilarious.
- Yeah because then you do it with your friends.
You're like ah, I'm gonna make you puke.
Like, oh, you're gonna piss everywhere.
(laughing)
- Totally what we did as well.
(quick beat)
- Oh, he's getting hard.
- Oh my God!
(laughing)
(big swing music)
- Today we're gonna be watching a TV Show
called Naked Attraction.
- With that title, you have to see nudity.
- Yeah.
- But in the U.S., nudity is
worse than...
- Murder.
- Naked Attraction's gotta be
some kind of dating show.
I assume their nude.
I don't know if it's like survivor
where they're naked in the wilderness
(laughing)
and they make it through that or
they go to a restaurant...
- How did survivor come into this?
- Let's take a watch.
- Let's do this.
(up beat jazzy music)
- Oh this is not survivor at all.
- [Contestants] Oh!
- Um.
- They're naked.
- They're butt naked.
(mysterious music)
(whooshing)
- This would be the ideal...
- Oh there's nards! - Oh My God
- [Contestant] I don't know where to look.
- They showed full on.
(laughing)
- We are 47 seconds in and there
are balls on the screen.
- I just saw grundle.
- You're about to see a lot more, Case.
- Oh man, what channel is this on?
I didn't think was gonna be on the TV,
I though it was gonna be
all blurred out and shit.
(laughing)
It's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
- [Crew Member] Are you shocked right now?
- Yes.
(laughing)
Extremely.
Are you okay?
- I just am processing.
- What I don't really understand is
why this is a better indicator of
whether you'll like someone or not.
- That's what I'm saying it's the most
superficial show I've ever seen.
- Well, yes, but also the most superficial
show you've probably ever seen is Love Island.
You know, there's all types of body types
on this show which is what's nice about it.
- At least Love Island's nice and warm
if you get a cold breeze in here,
you 're in trouble.
(laughing)
- Oh go straight to the bottom half already.
- Oh, they start from the bottom.
- Well, yeah you can't see their face.
- Penis first.
- Oh we go straight to dong.
(laughing)
- I bet the casting director was really
excited to get in some
additional diversity there.
- I just realized that the
show had a casting director.
Ah!
- Oh my God, he's moving his ball,
I've never seen that before.
(laughing)
- He just moved his...
- How'd he do that?
- [Contestant] I think I'm gonna
say goodbye to yellow.
- Oh, they eliminate people.
- [Contestant] Something in the stance.
- Oh it's been about the stance.
- Mmm, sure.
- As opposed to the smallest penis
in the room and that's why she removed that one.
- Sure, it's the stance.
- They eliminate people just based on the dick.
- Oh this guy, this is brutal.
(laughing)
Oh bro, I'm sorry.
(laughing)
- These are the tips.
- [Announcer] ...surveyed would
choose girth over length.
- Interesting facts.
- Oh, all right, there we go, fun facts.
- Oh, we're talking about girth and length.
- We're talking about female pleasure.
- Right.
- I see, yes, see you're learning
some facts about vaginas.
- I actually am learning things.
- [Contestant] They're not to big,
they're not to small, they look quite flick able.
(laughing)
- She likes his flick able nips.
- Yep, who among us doesn't
like a flick able nip.
It's not anymore superficial than
any other dating show.
- Right.
- This is just as superficial as
The Bachelor is but it's more honest about it.
- Have there been any questions at this point.
Is there any personality things?
- Oh no, no, no, this is just
about Naked Attraction, Casey.
- Mmm, Oh that's why...
- There's absolutely nothing about personality.
- I like these two, I think these
two are a nice little pair.
Oh, he's getting hard.
- Oh my God.
(laughing)
(gasps)
- Oh he's getting a little blood flowing.
(laughing)
- He has a bulger.
(laughing)
- Little bit of blood flow going on.
(laughing)
- I can definitely see myself watching
a lot more Naked Attraction.
- I actually would also really
watch this show again.
I will say, something that I really liked
is at the beginning, I really sort of
had a reaction when I saw the dick montage,
but at the end of it I was kind of
like, oh, naked bodies, whatever.
- I mean clearly a fan, she watches
it with her fiance every week.
- Big fan.
- So, we've got a fan.
- Not every week, it's not like we're,
Oh, It's Naked Attraction.
- Sounds like this is appointment television.
- No, it's not appointment viewing.
- Two thumbs up.
- Thumbs up.
(upbeat music)
(gasping)
- Oh Damn.
(upbeat techno music)
- Today, we are going to be watching,
Snog, Marry, Avoid for the very first time.
- Very first time.
- I guess you just sort of go through
and choose people and be like,
yeah, I'd snog that, yeah, I'd marry that,
yeah, I'd avoid that?
And there's three people I assume.
(buzzer sounds)
- I assume it's one person that goes on a
date with three different people.
(buzzer sounds)
- I think it's gonna be three people,
of one gender,
(buzzer sound)
who are competing to get the most marries.
(buzzer sounds)
- This sounds like a drunk game,
you're sitting there and you see three
people and you kind of bring that up.
I don't know how you make that into a show.
- Let's take a watch.
- Let's do this.
- [Liberty] Hi guys, I'm Liberty.
- Hi, Liberty.
- [Liberty] Firstly, it's got to
be about the makeup.
- Her makeup.
- There's a lot of it.
- Ugh, it's like drag queen, clown makeup.
- There's a lot going on.
- There's a lot of makeup.
- There's a lot of paint goin on here.
- I know you want a reaction from us
but I need to watch this to find
out what's gonna happen.
- I'm genuinely speechless.
- Oh my God, what is going on?
- [Liberty] Pod please.
- It feels very extra terrestrial.
- Why is she saying pawed?
- What is the pawed?
- Okay so the presenter just brought
her in the middle of a street.
- Street, but there's like a house.
That's pod?
- That is creepy as (bleep.)
That was like the girl coming
out of the ring.
(high pitched strings)
- [Pod] I am Pod.
- Pod is talking.
- [Pod] And how long does it
take to look this awful.
- Oh!
- You look like you've just head
butted a makeup case.
- Oh my God.
- Pod is pretty savage man.
- Yeah, the pod is not nice.
- Oh this is cold.
- Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
- [Male Stranger] I would avoid this girl
because she's wearing way too much makeup.
- I mean just using the word snog's
the most British word in the world.
- [Male Stranger] I would avoid her,
cause far too loud, what she's
wearing and her hair is bad.
- Yeah, she's gonna get 100% avoid, isn't she?
- I mean I'm interested to see
how she looks afterwards.
- I am also compelled.
- Look at...oh my God.
- Oh she's so much prettier without
all the (bleep) on.
- Wait, I don't even think, does she really
dress like this though?
This feels like it's over the top
just for the show cause
look at her now.
She looks all right.
- Oh my God.
- Okay, it's time to run the make under.
- Make under.
(laser sizzling)
- She's cute!
- Oh my God.
- Ah!
- Oh!
- So much better.
- Liberty, what's up?
- Oh, she's a total cutie.
- She looks so good.
- She looks really good.
Oh, I get why this show is addicting.
I get why this show is popular.
- [Liberty] My boobs look a bit bigger.
(laughing)
- She said her boobs look bigger.
- Everyone's saying snog.
(rocking music)
- All right.
- Go on Liberty.
- What's going on?
- It's the male Rhianna, all right.
- Okay, he's getting his public analysis.
- Oh, here we go.
- This is so weird.
- I mean, I might snog him to be honest.
(laughing)
- No!
Jeff, you're better than that.
- Oh no.
- Oh this is rough.
- [Luke] 100%
- 100% said they would avoid him.
- What, okay.
- Oh my God.
- We don't see him in person.
- Yeah.
- So now that he's taken all this makeup off,
he's a different color.
- Oh, he's so much more handsome
without the tanning and stuff.
Oh my God, that is a lot of tanner.
(laser buzzing)
- Look at this guy, he could
be workin here now.
- I mean, he looks great.
(clink)
- [Male Stranger] He looks like marriage
material and he looks really sophisticated.
- He got a married.
- I just got chills.
(laughing)
I actually did.
- This show is really addicting.
And it is very satisfying.
- He just doesn't look happy,
he's lost his personality.
- It's really an existential question.
Would you surrender your identity to be married?
- Oh swag jag, look at him.
- Go on Luke, go on.
- Absolutely G.
- Oh I love it.
- It's weird though,
he doesn't look - Oh his mom is so happy.
- Comfortable anymore.
He looks better but it doesn't
look like he's into his own skin.
- Would you snog him?
- Oh, I don't want to say it out loud.
I could imagine seeing him shirtless at a party.
- Uh huh.
- And a drunk snog might happen.
(laser buzzing)
- [Both] What!
- How is that the same dude?
- Wait.
- I would (bleep) marry.
- He looks exactly like the other guy though.
- He looks so good.
So, Snog, Marry, Avoid, would you
Snog, Marry, Avoid the show?
- I would snog the show.
- I'd give it a nice snog too.
- I would give it a little cheeky snog.
- But I would try to avoid it.
- Yeah.
- It's like that ex that always comes back,
that you're like oh I here we go again.
- Exactly.
- Was it popular?
Was this actually popular?
- [Crew Member] Yeah.
- Was it on TV or was it...
(laughing)
- Was it popular?
- Yes, was it popular?
- What do you mean, of course,
how is this not popular?
- I'm gonna avoid, Snog, Marry, Avoid.
- I think maybe
- You're going back to watch more.
- I'd snog it once or twice
though, but I'm not gonna,
I'm not investing my time in this.
- I would watch this show again.
I would just feel bad about
myself for doing so.
It would be a very guilty pleasure.
(upbeat music)