good morning merry christmas i'm about
to
cut my own hair for the final time this
year for those of you that have been
watching every day this month you're
probably asking what happened to your
hair salon appointment well my
hairdresser recommended that i wait a
little bit longer so that my uh shameful
curtain bangs can grow out a little bit
more and then she's going to be able to
fade them nicely into my upcoming pixie
cut so because there is a pixie cut on
the horizon and i have all of this hair
to play with i figured you know what why
don't i just do something anything
really just for a bit of fun before it
all gets cut off in a couple of weeks
time so good morning i feel like i've
walked into a trap you have will you cut
my hair for me
oh
i want a bracket you don't want to wreck
it it's okay it's fine that's what the
pixie cut's for it cancels out any any
mistakes
what what
what
you don't like the pixie cut
what happened do you like
what do you like
this
you like this
well now we have a problem
well i was going to get you to do
something like this
no why not why not it's almost the same
as what i have it's just like
black short hair anything you like yeah
it's right there
okay well i just no
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sorry that was very guttural
okay fine i won't follow that tutorial
i'll just
i'll just go for it
he's got tom
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merry christmas
all right well dan didn't like the
tutorial that i was about to follow for
my hair so i'm just going to
go in without a tutorial no we're going
in blind
so i think i'm going to try and
take off no no no no no no no no
you should follow a tutorial
i've just typed in shag cut now shag cut
is
very similar to a wolf cut but it's
something i haven't tried yet so let's
see if it is actually different to a
wolf cart because i gave myself a wolf
cut last month and i really liked it and
then for some reason
i [ __ ] it up and got rid of it so
let's let's try to put it back the way
that it was with the help of paul what's
hair let's watch his how to cut a shag
haircut in three seconds video
is the video exactly three seconds long
no it's ten minutes and two seconds long
would you like some kind of turns before
we start
uh i would like coffee you'd like a
coffee okay
it's like ghosts
all right i'm caffeinated and ready to
cut my hair paul what have you got for
me today today i'll be showing you the
episode popular shag haircut but cut in
only three sections so yes i'm gonna be
using oh sections
sections three sections i thought it
said three seconds
sections
no wonder
i'm gonna say [ __ ]
it's been a long month i don't think
we've got time for this
a top ponytail through here and two
pigtails on the side daniel help
look do you see this
this i need to i need to do that so if i
put my head down from this point it's
like the outside of the eyes
see this is why i married an engineer
very precise
are you going in the wrong direction
it's meant to go like in a v not not
that way that way
no no that's still the wrong way
that way that way
yay
sectioning here
is ridiculously difficult i don't
understand why is it so hard no see
that's that comes over too far
well haven't you just let go of this oh
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no it's still not far enough hang on
maybe he shows the difference
oh if i just played it that little bit
longer he said from the crown to the
corners of the eyebrow
wow
oh look at that
wow it's almost as though following the
hairdresser's advice
actually
ah so essentially we turned me into a
cynthia doll
good look dan
on the side
blue ones
yes those yeah perfect dan's gonna
decorate the christmas tree with all of
my thrifted christmas decorations
uh but before you do
see this dan would you please help me i
need to get a straight line just
straight down the back you'd think
making a straight line would be easy
enough to follow for me but no no i'm
completely incompetent
if it's meant to be a straight line it
will be a zigzag right what what
you look like a bell end
a what
my name is cynthia hey hello
welcome to my very own show i'm gonna
cut my hair for you
oh no it's peekaboo
okay can you come in
i just i can't get the angle right so
see this he brushes
that's too hard
it's not too hard look he's just like
flicking it with his thumb yeah so it's
just like this
you can do that just like stab at it and
cut just take the scissors and just go
straight at that just
yes
that's it
you're even getting the satisfying sound
you know what okay so
see how there's this little bit that's
longer yeah so re-comb it again and just
keep going
it looks significantly better i would
say
so uh on to the other side
my arm looks very
unsettling
it's raining here
hallelujah it's raining here
hell yeah
ah dan
help
i took it too short because i'm cutting
on the wrong angle
i can't get my hand on the right angle i
took that one too short
that means that that side's gonna have
to be shorter to match that one
hey hey how about we leave them on a
cliffhanger
thanks so much for watching see you next
time
no if i was gonna leave them on a
cliffhanger i would pull out a razor and
i would just like go straight down the
center of my head and then i wouldn't
upload a video for two months how's that
dan why don't you tell me i don't know
it feels pretty crap if only you paid a
professional hairdresser to do this now
that wouldn't be any fun would it that
is unsettling that is really unsettling
you ready
three
two one merry christmas
you know what it's not bad it's not um
it's obviously not
amazing but i think i think it looks
really good it just it needs a tidy up
pardon me kind of wants to get a
hairdresser to do this before i cut my
hair really short i kind of want to
go to a hair salon and get an actual
shag cut
have that for a little while and then
go shorter again while i fix up my hair
a little bit more can you put these on
the tree just put them in spots that
look nice
somewhere
sorry i'm distracted by your thighs
distracted by my thighs you say
i guess i'm going to christmas lunch
dressed as a man in a gorilla suit
ready for the reveal three
two
one open
hey it's really cute you like it yeah
it's uh it's not perfect because it was
um
it's perfect
yeah yeah
i actually i want to see your
hairdresser and get them to like layer
it properly because the layers are a
little bit uneven so there's some bits
up in here that shouldn't be as short as
they are and there's bits here they're a
little bit too long but the good thing
about a shag haircut if you just kind of
mess it up
it looks
looks deliberate it does
i feel like a punk rocker
i love it i actually really like it it
did i think my mom's gonna hate it well
it's christmas how mad can she get
thank you for your help dan
all right well we're going to enjoy our
christmas day and uh i have a lot of
other videos that i was supposed to
upload during this but i didn't so i
guess but they're filmed ready to go
yeah so i guess you guys are going to
keep getting additional thriftedness
content for a little while yet so uh
with that enjoy your christmas guys
thank you so much for tuning in this
month it's been a lot of fun all right
well with that thank you guys so much
for watching merry christmas and i'll
see you maybe tomorrow
i almost forgot to give you your
christmas present down i haven't wrapped
them
that's okay
present one oh
what animal is that it's a hedgehog oh
it's a hedgehog sorry what do you mean
it's just like the one in our bed sheets
oh yeah it is too totally
that's just like
it's a kid that looks very strange
a watch a watch oh what one's heavy ass
i know that's what i said
it's nice you like it yeah it's really
cool it's so cool finally
the world cheeseburger oh my gosh
it's just cheese it's just cheese
750 cheeses from around the world i look
like a madman just everyone's enjoying
christmas and i'm just like ah
jeez