(Intro sting- OHNOOOOO!!! DEATH!! HELL!! ARGHH!!)
(Oh everything is fine... Funky montage music)
NOOOOO!!
My popcorn...
Hmm, I wonder when Tom's getting back.
Shh, this is the best part.
(Zombie Massacre Pirate sounds)
Ooo!
I hope he's okay...
Oh don't worry! He's only a zombie pirate.
No, I mean Tom.
Oh! Pfft! He'll be fine!
Ah! My dream house. Everything is going to be fine. (Crying)
Hello new neighbour! What are you doing here then?
Oh! No reason, just that my stupid friends gave my room to our stupid old housemate who
is totally stupid with his magic sofas and his stupid read hoodie and nobody even appreciates
my awesome harpoon gun so anyway I left and now i'm homeless. My friends are stupid.
Friends?! Puh! Who needs friends when you've got rat puppets! Come on lads! Lets put on a show!
Deededadedape!
Oh he's gone...
Oh Stacey! I'm glad there are no insane zombie pirates from hell to ruin our romantic dinner
on this haunted pirate ship! Haha!
Yarr! Brains!
ARGHH!!!
Oooh! Nooo! This is not what I ordered!
No tip for you mister!
At last, I will be complete again! Muhahaha! Hahaha!
Hey Tord!
Ah! Hello Edd... This is just my old... Ehh! Laundry room!
Okay... Oh look! Buttons!
No no no! Don't press that!
Did someone say buttons?! I love buttons!
Erm...
House defence systems active.
Oh no!
Hey Matt! I bet I can press more buttons than you can!
Oh yeah?! Well i'll show you!
Nonononono! ARGHH!!
PLEASE WIPE MY MEMORIES!!
Ooo! This is a big button!
NO!!
(Gasp)
My face...
Tord...
Wow! What a mess! Ha... Who wants to go out for ice cream?
Me?
That's the spirit! Who's my brave soldier? Edd you coming?
Erm... Sure...
HAHAHAHA!! URGH!!
One house please!
Sure thing! What kind of hou-
Okay... How much money are you-
Erm...
Please note: Baby food is not made of real babies.
Excuse me young man. I can't reach those pickles on the top shelf. Could you please help me?
Sure thing!
Oh thank you deary. OM NOM NOM NOM.
Bring! Bring! Hello? Oh okay! Sorry guys I have to go meet someone.
That's not a phone. It's a banana.
Err, it's for you...
Hello? Mr. President!
I'll be right back.
An apple a day is £2.50.
Matt? Do you think Tord is acting a little suspiciously?
Excuse me, i'm on the banana.
Ah! My own place! That crazy homeless man was right! I don't need friends. I know when i'm not... Wanted?
Hey it's Tom...
Who?
I think something is wrong.
Ah! Tom! What are you doing here?
I was going to ask you the same thing! Why are you here?!
Okay, you got me. I only came back to get something I left behind...
Left behind what?!
This!
(WARNING SIRENS)
My hat!
Oh...
Why? What did you think I was going to do?
I... Errm...
Besides! It goes really well with my giant robot!
Haha! What?
Holy F-
Hey! What's all the racket?!
That's not a racket! It's a rocket!
(Kaboom!)
Tord! What's going on?!
Hey Edd! Sorry! I just couldn't leave this behind! Thanks for holding on to it for me!
But I thought we were... I thought we were friends!
Ha! NO! What would I need friends for when i've got this?! I'm unstoppable! HA HA HA HA!
HEY! SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS! TAKE A SEAT!!
OH! SHUT UP!!
TORD NO!!
Lame...
(Death)
NOOOO!! MY EVERYTHINGS!!
TOM!! NOOO!!
Ah! What a sight! Ha ha ha! Well, I got what I came for!
Goodbye Edd! Worlds not going to take over itself!
OUCH!! What the? ARGHH!! What's wrong with this thing?!
This is for the house! This is for my friend! AND THIS IS FOR MY FACE!!!
HEY STOP THAT!
May I join in?
No! No he may not join in!
Be my guest.
Jon? JON?! SPEAK TO ME BUDDY! SAY SOMETHING!! SAY SOMETHING YOU IDIOT!!
Heh... Something... Hehehe... (Dies)
Wait, if that's Jon? Wheres-
(PEW)
Ha! So long old friends!
I AM NOT - YOUR - FRIEND!!
Uh oh...
(Warning sirens)
YEAH! GOOD RIDDANCE!!
I told you the harpoon gun would be useful.
ARGHH!! URGHH!! UH!!
I guess we need a new house...
Well, I actually I did find a place...
Here is the last box of things we got from the house...
Thanks! Put it with the rest...
Lucky you bought this place when you did.
Yeah... Shame there is only room for me though... The pictures made it look a lot bigger.
Eh! My place isn't much bigger. Matt's just finished redecorating his...
Ah! Perfect!
Well, I guess it's time for me to go...
But you just got here.
I'm gonna miss this old place...
This is the first time you've ever been here!
Ahh! Yep, a whole lot of memories.
See you around Edd.
See you Tom.
(Sigh)
Howdy neighbour!
Hey Matt!
Wanna watch Insane Zombie Pirates 5?
Sure!
Muhaha! It's I! Dr. Decapi! I will get you once and for all Bendee!
Hey Tom?
Yeah?
I've always wondered... Why are you eyes black?
Yeaaaah... Why is that?
Huh! Well, it's a funny story actually. It all started when I was younger and... (mumbling)
Tom! Tom you're mumbling! Tom! TOM! You're mumbling! ...
Eddsworld
Hey everyone! Tom here! I wanna thank you all so much for making Eddsworld Legacy possible
especially the animators and the donators. This is my last eddisode with the show and
i'm now handing control of it back over to Edd's family. So, thank you again and goodbye.
Eddsworld
Bebedebeedabedah! And that's the story of Eddsworld! What do you think?
(Crying child)
Hey! That's not what happend! I'm fine! Oh... Rats...