Mark Twain Quotes About Death.
1.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
2.
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the
other assures it.
3.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life.
A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
4.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
5.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the person involved.
6.
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts
that I do understand.
7.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect
that my own is also.
8.
I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a
bit.
9.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
10.
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
11.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
12.
No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.
13.
It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.
14.
Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.
15.
How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.
16.
If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!.
17.
Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the
human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.
18.
All say, ‘how hard it is that we have to die’ - a strange complaint to come from
the mouths of those who have had to live.