- You don't look like Santa.
- Come on, I got the beard.
- Oh...
(giggling)
(mumbles)
(giggling)
(upbeat music)
- This way, this way right there.
This way right there.
- Hi.
- Gonna see who's the real Santa?
- Yes.
- [group] Ho Ho Ho
- Hi Santa
- [group] Ho Ho Ho
(laughing)
- Awesome.
- I think he wears red and white.
- But his beard is long.
- Santa's got a beard and he got a hat.
- He looks like joy and happiness.
- Yeah
- Hello Lexie,
- Hello
- What's your favorite food
- Candy canes?
- Oh yeah, 'cause it's a part of Christmas?
- That's right.
- What did I ask for Christmas?
- A hover board, is that it?
- Yes.
- You look like the really Santa.
- Oh, I do, is that because I have a big belly?
- Yes.
- But you're not wearing what Santa wears.
- Well it's a little hot,
so I left my jacket.
- But Santa doesn't wear that.
- I don't think he's the really Santa.
- Santa's like kind of like taller like,
Next time I'll wear my elevator shoes.
Oh, hello Lexie
- Okay, when's my birthday?
What day was it?
- It was Monday.
- No.
- Yes, it was a Monday,
did you look at the calendar?
- Mommy, when was my birthday?
- How did you know my birthday?
- Can you give him a cookie?
- Do you want me to eat it all?
- You have ten seconds.
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
Well, you can eat it fast.
- I don't know.
- And go to school.
- Santa doesn't got blue eyes.
- Next.
- Yeah.
- Santa had glasses.
- Oh I left them at the house.
Mrs Claus, she's bringing them in the sleigh.
- There's a sleigh?
- Oh yeah, it's coming.
When you hear the clippity clop. Zip.
- How do you stay in the North Pole?
Cause it's really cold.
I got the elves going out there, chopping wood with the axes
and the reindeer's, they hauling it in.
Rudolph. He's a hard worker. That guy.
- Some people make fun of him because of his red nose.
- You don't look like Santa
- Come on, I got the beard
- You got, get out of here
- Hi Lexie
- Hi!
- How's your brother?
- What?
- You ready for Christmas?
- Yep, I'm ready.
I already packed my presents for my mom and dad.
- Oh what'd you get 'em? Wanna tell me in secret?
- Oh my goodness
- You look more like Santa
- Can you name all of your reindeer?
- Well there's Dancer, there's Dasher
There's Prancer, can you help me out?
- I'm asking you.
(Small laughter)
- Eat this cookie
- Oh, yeah, really good.
- Where's your mouth?
(giggles)
- Eat the cookie!
You're not the real Santa!
Oh, hello Lexie!
- Hello
He doesn't look like the real Santa
- If I'm not Santa, how do I know
what you want for Christmas?
- Well what do I want for Christmas?
- You'd like a Journey Doll
- Yes
- And you would like a remote control car
- A bunch of these Santa's know things
and there's only one real Santa
- I mean, the voice sounds different
Like Santa has a low pitch. Ho ho ho ho ho
Like that, maybe it might be his elf.
- I think he's probably the real Santa
- Merry Christmas Micah.
- Merry Christmas Santa
- I don't think you're the real Santa either
- Well how come?
- Because you don't look like the real Santa
- Oh yeah, it's kind of big
- what are my favorite colors?
- Hm. Blue?
- No
- No?
- You're not the real Santa
- whoa whoa whoa whoa
- He's an imposter
(Whisper) Merry Christmas
(whisper) Merry Christmas
- Ho ho ho ho ho
- Can you give me your best ho ho ho?
- Ho ho. Not so good. Let me try this
(coughing) Nope.
- Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
- Not to be mean or anything but I don't
think you're the real Santa
- I don't think you're the real Santa
(giggling)
- How are you?
- Good
- You know, I understand you're from Washington
is that right?
- Yes
- I'll tell you what
I'm gonna make a special attempt
to get to your house, probably the first
place I come to when I come to ------. How about that?
- He's Santa
- I think it's either him, or him.
- I think you're the real one
- Thank you there Micah.
- That guy's Santa
(laughing)
- Actually, no. That's Santa
- Raise your hand if you guys look like Santa
- Look like Santa?
- Okay everyone put their hands down
- They're all imposters!
The real Santa's at the North Pole!
- That one's beard doesn't look real either!
- None of 'em are real!
(laughing)
- I think that was very sweet of you to choose me
because I am.
- You're the real one?
- I don't think any of them are Santa
I don't know what the true Santa is to me
but I think he's very nice.
You're all liars.