How are you?
So much cuff happening, right?
I like the cuff.
I like it all.
Thanks, dude.
I like every bit of it.
It's good to see you.
Yeah.
You too.
Before we get into anything, we have to clear something up.
Yeah.
All right.
Chris Martin was here the other day.
Yeah.
And let's show what he said.
When A Quiet Place came out, I had an idea for a joke
afterwards.
And so I sent Emily Blunt and her husband
this idea for the musical of A Quiet Place.
And it was just me like that.
[LAUGHTER]
And they never replied.
[LAUGHTER]
So every time I see that trailer, it makes me feel sick.
Oh, God.
[LAUGHTER]
So I thought, oh, no.
They must've thought I was taking the Mickey.
No, no, no.
But I wasn't.
It was really a joke.
I loved the film.
So Chris, here's the thing.
No.
I honestly was horrified when I watched
that because I realized I'm not the best sort of texter-backer
in general.
And I know what happened.
And he sent us this very sweet, funny video
of him miming Quiet Place the musical.
And I watched it at 11 o'clock at night next to John.
We were about to go to bed.
I remember going, oh, that's so sweet.
That's so funny.
I will write back in the morning.
Forgot to write back in the morning.
And then a day goes by.
And then a week.
And then a month later, I was like, oh my God.
I didn't write back to Chris Martin.
And then, that's when you realize
you have a strange life that you're actually
saying those things like--
Right.
--oh, I didn't reply to Chris Martin.
Right.
So and then what?
So I basically felt that I'd left it too late.
At which point, British people kind of
have a tendency to do this-- that when there's an issue,
we sort of sweep it under the carpet
and pretend it never existed.
Well, that's-- I don't think that's just British.
I think it's a lot of people.
Maybe it's just a lot of people.
Yeah.
So I just kind of erased Chris Martin from my life
in that moment.
Yes.
And I now deeply regret it because now, I
have to face the facts that it was hurtful.
Yes.
It was hurtful.
And so much so he brought it up on national television.
[LAUGHTER]
And then, John, your husband, throws you under the bus.
He posted on Instagram, what have you done?
I know.
I saw that.
I mean, look at that.
Yeah.
I've been taking full advantage that I'm not on social media.
He just threw me under the bus.
And he did see the video, by the way.
And he didn't respond either.
Well, the problem was it was on my phone.
So it was technically my responsibility
to respond to Mr. Chris Martin.
So obviously, you were friendly with him
because he had your number.
[LAUGHS] No.
Dakota, his girlfriend, had my number
because we worked together awhile back.
So I've never even really met Chris Martin.
Oh.
I almost did years ago.
And I feel like if I had met him years ago,
this would have salvaged this entire situation.
We would have inevitably been best friends.
Oh, for sure.
Then, this would have never happened.
We'd be making Quiet Place the musical.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, maybe there's still time because there
is a part two now.
There you go.
But so you were here last time.
You did Mary Poppins.
Yeah.
And now you're doing another musical for Disney, right?
Not a musical.
Oh.
It's Jungle Cruise.
I see.
It's a big action adventure.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
That's great.
Your kids would have to like that.
Well, you'd think.
I think my kids like every Disney movie that I'm--
apart from the ones that I'm in.
Wow.
I actually heard the other night, John said to Violet,
do you want to watch a movie?
She goes, yeah, Mary Poppins.
And he goes, do you want to watch mommy's Mary Poppins
or Julie Andrews'?
And I heard her go, no!
No!
Julie Andrews, Julie Andrews.
[LAUGHTER]
And I was down the corridor.
And I went, wow.
Wow.
That's harsh.
Do they like when you sing?
Is that--
No.
Oh.
No, not really.
No.
But you're a good singer.
And you don't like to sing.
And yet, every time you're here, you sing.
We kind of make you.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know why you make me sing every time.
Yeah.
Well, one time we made you sing and then scared you.
No.
That was awful.
That was really awful.
I think it's maybe because I suffer
so much rejection of my singing at home that I
don't mind doing it here.
Right.
We made you dress up.
That was so bad.
You had just become a citizen.
And we made you sing, and then scared you.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
That was particularly awful, that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's us.
Yeah.
I sang with the Backstreet Boys.
Yes, and then you sang with--
It was a dream come true.
Yes.
You were great.
Maybe you'll sing today.
We'll find something to do.
Who knows, right?
All right.
We're gonna take a break.
And then, we're gonna talk about this new scary movie.
I can't wait to see part two.
I'm so excited.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's gonna be good.
Thank you.
We'll be back.
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