>>> OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT "X" EQUALS.
I HATE MATH. I SHOULD JUST DROP OUT OF
SCHOOL. DROP OUT OF SCHOOL.
DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. DROP OUT OF SCHOOL.
>> DON'T GIVE UP, SEAN. >> OKAY.
MY POSTER IS TALKING SO I MUST BE DREAMING.
>> YEAH. AND YOU'RE ALSO DREAMING IF YOU
THINK YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO USE MATH.
I USE IT EVERY DAY WHEN I'M SNOWBOARDING.
VELOCITY, MOMENTUM, ANGLE OF THE PIPE.
YOU THINK I COULD LAND A TOESIDE TRIPLE MCSTICKY WITHOUT MATH?
NO WAY, MAN. I'D BIFF IT EVERY TIME.
>> WITHOUT MATH DO YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY
"BATTLE RISING 2" ON YOUR X-BOX? >> THERE'S NO MATH IN THAT GAME.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK VIDEO GAMES ARE MADE OF?
I'M JUST CODE, 1s AND 0s. I'M MADE OF MATH.
>> WHOA, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.
>> OH, YEAH. DO YOU LIKE MY FAT SHINY --
>> SURE. DO YOU USE MATH, CHRISSY KNOX?
>> HELL YEAH. >> MAN, EVERYBODY USES MATH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WALTON P., YOU'RE A STANDUP
COMIC, DON'T TRY TO TELL ME YOU USE MATH.
>> YO, A JOKE IS ALL TIMING AND NUMBERS, BABY.
WITHOUT MATH I COULD NEVER DO JOKES LIKE THIS.
YOU EVER GET A TEXT FROM YOUR SIDE PIECE THAT MAKES YOU SAY,
SAY WHAT THROUGH THE WHAT NOW? HA HA!
>> GETS ME EVERY TIME. >> DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL IS NO
JOKE, STRING BEAN. YOU NEED YOUR EDUCATION WHEREVER
LIFE TAKES YOU. WHETHER IT'S THE STAGE.
>> THE SLOPES. >> THE BATTLEFIELD.
>> OR BIG NASTY HOT DOGS. >> I GET IT BUT I CAN'T DO MATH,
I'M STUPID. >> HEY, BRO, DON'T SAY THAT.
>> ONLY STUPID THING HERE IS THAT ATTITUDE.
>> YOU JUST GOT TO APPLY YOURSELF.
>> LOOK AT MY BUTT. >> HEY, CHRISSY?
COME ON HELP US OUT, GIRL. WE'RE TRYING TO GET THIS KID'S
HEAD ON STRAIGHT. >> ALGEBRA'S CRAZY, THOUGH.
SOLVE FOR "X," "X" IS A FRIGGING LETTER.
>> IT'S A VARIABLE. "X" IS WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
>> YEAH. SO IF I EAT THIS ENTIRE FAT,
GROSS, FAT HOT DOG AND MUSTARD PLOPS ON MY SHIRT, WHAT DOES "X"
EQUAL? >> WHAT?
THAT'S NOT A MATH PROBLEM. >> HA HA HA!
YEAH! >> I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I THINK I'M JUST DUMB. >> HEY, STOP THAT.
COME HERE, DUDE. LISTEN TO ME.
YOU ARE NOT DUMB. YOU CAN DO MATH, MAN.
ALL RIGHT, WATCH. PICTURE THAT YOU HAVE FIVE --
>> HUGE STUPID HOT DOGS. >> SURE.
FIVE HOT DOGS. >> HELL YEAH!
>> OH MY GOD, THIS BITCH. >> NOW PICTURE THAT I HAVE SIX
MORE HOT DOGS THAN YOU. >> NOW PICTURE ME EATING EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THOSE 50 GROSS STINKY HOT DOGS.
>> HEY! NO MORE HOT DOGS.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THE HOT DOG, EAT IT, JUST STOP TALKING
ABOUT IT. >> HELL YEAH!
>> EXCUSE ME. I ATE IT!
I ATE THE FAT HOT DOG! HOT DOG'S OVER.
GOD! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH! >> WAIT.
I THINK I GET IT. IT'S 11.
X EQUALS 11 HOT DOGS. >> HEY, SEAN.
GUESS WHAT TRICK YOU JUST LANDED.
ALGEBRA, BRUH, YEAH! [ BEEPING ]
>> OH, THAT'S MY ALARM. OKAY, I'M DREAMING.
WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, EVERYONE.
>> HEY, STRING BEAN. WHEN YOU WAKE UP, TAKE THAT
POSTER DOWN. JUST GO ON THE INTERNET FOR THAT
STUFF, IT'S WAY BETTER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, I THINK I'M GOING TO KEEP HER UP, SHE HELPED ME WITH MATH.
>> HELL YEAH I DID! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]