- You know how they say dogs
and their owners resemble each other?
- I like guys with big dogs.
- If I saw a girl with a weird/funky looking dog
I'm automatically assuming she has a huge heart.
- A guy with a Pitbull is definitely good in bed.
- Absolutely.
- My mom would want me to date any man
who owned a Golden Retriever.
- Girls with Golden Retrievers have a lot of patience.
- They've already been married
for 15 years since high school.
- They probably are stable.
- I feel like Golden Retrievers
are either family dogs or sugar daddy dogs.
- I would want to date a man who had a lab.
- He's a good one.
- Yeah.
- He's a catch.
- Keeper.
- Solid, dependable girl, hands down.
- I've only known three people
in my entire life who have had Australian Shepherd dogs.
They've all ended up in prison.
- Yeah, a girl with a Australian Shepherd is super cool.
- When I see a girl with a Dalmatian
I'm definitely intrigued.
- You know that girl has got some bling.
- She can afford to take you to dinner.
- Exactly.
- A girl with a Husky definitely
has an awesome apartment and no kids.
- I think she drinks vodka.
- He's an alpha male.
- Mm-hmm.
- He's really attractive.
- I'm a little terrified of you.
- Sweet and kind, but they will
take care of you if there is danger.
- Labradoodles.
- [Both] Eh.
- You have to have a sense of humor about yourself--
- Yeah.
- To constantly look at a Pug's face
and clean the (beeping) out of it's face folds.
- Anyone who has a Pug, I'm like, I don't know.
- Guy with a Pug--
- You're adorable.
- They're the cutest.
- Men that own Pugs or Basset Hounds are stoners.
- Girls with Corgis are kind of like, spacey.
You know, they'll forget that they even have a dog.
- And they're very smart and quirky.
And they're really into music.
- So I assume you sleep around a lot.
- Not feelin' it.
- I think a girl with a Basset Hound
is going to be a little bit more chill.
Might be down to hang in with you on the weekend.
- You're a catch.
- Yup.
- She's not worried about what people think.
- For some reason I feel like
if you have a Boston Terrier you're very clean.
You're a clean guy.
- I definitely want a man with a Bulldog.
- Yeah, they're stoward.
They're dependable.
- Mm-hmm.
- Good foundation. - They can wiggle.
- Yeah, they can wiggle.
- I think girls with really big dogs are lonely.
- A guy with a Mastiff or a Great Dane,
is an absolute deal breaker for me.
- I'm expecting she's gonna be pretty tough, pretty strong.
- Because big dogs say you're single.
But then too big of dogs, and I feel like
they're compensating for something.
- Me too.
- I think tiny dogs are a really good replacement for dolls.
- If I see a girl with a Chihuahua I feel like chances are
she's probably gonna be high maintenance.
- They just have the worst attitudes.
And I assume that the owner also has a (bleep) attitude.
When I see a girl with a Pomeranian
I automatically assume diva.
- If you just generally seem like a bad person
then the worst thing you can do
as a girl is carry around it--
- An accessory that's alive.
- Yeah.
- She has a brush, like hidden somewhere
that she brushes her dog's hair
before she gets out of the car
just to meet you for coffee.
- Yeah.
- I assume you're taken.
It's like absolutely wearing a ring on your finger.
Done deal, not going for it.
- I think a Pit Bull is statement.
- Straight up, I don't trust women with Pit Bulls.
- It'll say, "We're both friendly.
"You've misjudged us."
Or, it'll say, "I'm holding this to kill you".
- Everyone on the internet right now
is going to hate me for saying that.
- But I don't like guys that have Pit Bulls.
- If a girl has a Pit Bull she's most likely sexy.
And if she wasn't sexy before the Pit Bull, now she is sexy.
She also most likely has tattoos.
- Good in bed.
- Yes!
- It might sound stereotypical
but I think the coolest girl
would have the most downtrodden looking dog.
- I feel like when you meet a girl
with a mutt rescue dog you're just kind of like,
"You're just a good, solid chick".
- They took a second to get to know the dog.
- And you're probably kind of sexy and adventurous.
- Done deal. - Sold.
- You can put the ring on my finger.
- Yup.
Uh, right now.
- You adopted from a rescue shelter.
You are a good human being.
- Yeah, you're a giver, a nurturer.
- The world.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.