Welcome to Coo-coo-coo Club Krampus, dude.
Decided to get my cramp on!
What are you doorknobs lookin' at?
- No! - What did you do to him?
I got a brother to find, a sack to snatch,
and a beloved holiday to ruin.
Krampus out!
Gah.
That guy is sick!
Okay.
This is bad.
Yeah. You're all definitely working Christmas, now!
If we don't find Santa Claus before Krampus does,
there won't be a Christmas for us or anyone else in the world.
Then let's go get ‘em so Schwoz can fix his brain.
[grunting]
Copy that.
Volt.
- We're going Santa hunting. - No, no, no. Wait.
You two have harmed Santa enough for today.
Mika and I will go look for Santa.
You two go find his magic bag presents.
How are we gonna do that?
Okay, I know I'm the only one
who set up the phone to get news alerts.
- Lame. - News is boring.
The news is beneath me.
Ya'll are jingle dorks.
[laughing]
But, sometimes the news alerts can be handy.
Breaking news.
A large bag of presents has fallen out of the sky.
Experts say it's a sign that the clouds are happy.
That's wrong, Mary.
But witnesses say it landed right on top of two dirty kids.
We'll have both of those kids
and their bag, in our impact segment when we return.
And in part two of our news...
Go.
Fine.
Oh! Hey, Chapa.
Is there anything else we need to look for?
Yeah, like what happened to the reindeer
after you blasted Santa's sleigh?
Did they just fly away way?
Who cares about the reindeer?!
Sorry.
Down the tube!
Alright.
Let's find Santa before Krampus does and cancels Christmas.
Christmas is the worst!
Best holiday... T-t-t Taco Tuesday! Am I right?
Nerds!
I'll work on the sleigh and keep an eye on him.
I got a scorching case of Krampus.
Symptoms include finger tats!
And sick guitar riffs!
Please hurry!
Down the tube.
But then our boarding school for English orphans,
was taken over by a group of Australian orphans.
Then one day, when we were digging
for breakfast worms behind the bus station,
this large bag of presents handed right on our heads.
I'm sorry. I've just been handed a note that says party time.
Someone say party time?
Indeed, good sir.
That man right there just said it.
After you handed him the note.
You talk dork. Time to talk cool.
T-t-t Taco Tuesday!
What's up, news losers?
It stinks in here.
Time for some Max Body Spray.
Good god, no. No.
Percy, you know I only have one lung.
Gimme that sack, Jack!
I'm gonna blast 'em and smash 'em and then light 'em on fire.
Who are you?
His name is Krampus.
And he better take his hands off that sack.
Oh, it's my sack now.
I'm gonna put my hands all over it!
Ooh.
Bye.
See ya!
Hey, alright.
You saved the bag of presents!
Now you can give them back to the orphans.
- Uh... - Oh...
Uh, it's actually Santa's bag, so.
And we need it to save Christmas.
Good Lord, is Christmas in danger?
- Oh, uh... no, no, this was... - Nothing to worry about.
- Christmas is in no danger. - Santa's brain is totally...
Everything is gonna be a okay.
Christmas is for babies!
When's Taco Tuesday?
Uh, Tuesday.
You got quick hands.
But you better give me that bag!
Or blondie here gets Kramped!
I'll kramp her.
You know I can't do that, Krampus!
Suit yourself, Armani.
Newsflash!
Another stunner just washed up on Krampus Island.
No!
K-K-K-Krampus Hottie!
Who has two thumbs and hates Christmas?
- This girl! - This guy!
Give it up, Krampus! We've got the bag!
We're going to find Santa and we're going to save Christmas!
Once again, Christmas is in no kind of danger.
Please don't panic.
Oh, yeah? How are you going to save Christmas,
when there's no one left who even likes it?
Gah!
K-K-K-Krampus!
Who's got an energy drink?
Comin' right up, Krampons.
That Taco Tuesday life!
Life spelled with a Y!
Let's bolt, Volt!
Hang on a second.
That was easy.
You know, I didn't even think would work.
I just wanted to try.
- Just kidding. - Oh no!
- Nope, not alright! - Go, go, go, go!
You're gonna have to try harder than that
if you wanna save Christmas, kiddies.
Looks like this story will be continued!
K-K-K-Krampus!