Greetings guys, gals, and non-binary pals and welcome back to another video!
I hope you are well and I hope that you are fighting because there's a lot to be fighting for.
Welcome back!
Uh, new year, new me, right? I have a haircut.
It's about time, I haven't cut my hair in over a year so it's good to have it back to like, where it started.
It got like, quite long, because getting a haircut means like...
Making an appointment.
Like, calling people? That's not for me. Um, I don't like that.
That's the one problem with having your, like, mum live on the other side of the world, you can't get her to call and make appointments for you. So...
I just don't ever do things.
I would like to, firstly, excuse my eyeliner. It's really faded.
That's because I can't find my eyeliner pen, which is why I haven't worn eyeliner for a while.
But I found one from like four years ago that was really dried up,
And I managed to kind of just get it working so...
That's why it looks the way it does.
Anyway! Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway!!
Today, what we are doing is we're going through this TikTok account: Alpha Male Daily
And it's one of those accounts where like, firstly, it's just Tweets that they've tweeted from their Twitter account by the same name.
That are like the "inspirational" tweets for like Alpha males.
And they've just put like weird black and white videos and music over the top of it.
Um, a lot of the time it's Joker, and we'll get into that...
Shortly. Say some stuff. And it's terrifying, but very amusing.
Real quick, before we get into it though, uh,
I did a Jubilee video, that was my last video, and I did one a few weeks ago as well,
They didn't perform very well, which kind of upsetting, because I really enjoy doing those videos.
Life is a lot at the moment, um,
The content that normally do is quite full-on, it's very emotionally exhausting,
So, you know, I took a break from it, did the Jubilee videos because that's content I enjoy, but,
It's obviously not like, I don't know, the brand that I have.
It's not what you're all here subscribed for.
There's a lot of other channels who do that, that you are subscribed to for that.
Um, so I'm thinking of taking that series and continuing to do it, but doing it on my second channel.
Because I still want to do it. I still want to do videos that are...
Uh, a bit different, a bit more light-hearted, and less emotionally exhausting.
Uh, so if you want to see more of those, then subscribe to my second channel!
I'll also just be doing a bunch of random sh_t on there that I want to do.
It's kind of just whatever I want.
Um, and it's really nice to have a place for like a lot more creative freedom.
A lot of people always like to comment like...
"Just do what you want! It's okay as long as you're happy! The views don't matter!"
But they- they do. This is my job.
I do need the engagement, I do need the views.
So I'm obviously going to do what gets the views.
And I will have my second channel for other stuff.
Um, yeah.
I still enjoy what I do here, I still enjoy this content, do not get me wrong.
It's just... nice to change it up a little bit every now and then,
And so I have a place where I can do that and it doesn't affect my income.
Um, anyway.
Today's video! Let's get into it.
Every single one of these TikToks, by the way, has the exact same music.
Like, you swipe through the whole entire feed and it's just the same background music the entire way through.
Okay, let's go.
See, you're really proving the point here about how you're not nice guys.
Especially with the Joker background, you know?
You're right.
Nice guys with- who are silent with nothing to lose?
They are the scariest people and they are not... "Nice".
They're not nice.
They're nice guys but they're f_cking terrifying.
And they- No! No.
You're proving the point that, then you're not nice.
You're not nice, you're f_cking scary.
And there's a reason that...
We don't like you.
Listen, I don't know the exact statistic here...
But I am pretty sure that 15% of men are not billionaires.
Now, I don't know the exact statistics, um, but that's just not true at all.
We all have the same chance of becoming billionaires and it's like 0.
Whether you're chasing relationships or not, it's not happening.
Especially if this is-
This is your- Are you a billionaire?
Are you a billionaire? Or are you just...
Making weird TikToks that are like...
Brewing Incels.
Sorry, I went into the comments on this.
Um, and I saw my favourite comment.
Do with that comment what you will.
I just thought it was amusing.
This is just not true.
Because, firstly, "money never cheats"?
This man talks about cryptocurrency a lot on this account, um, and I don't know, but-
I don't know a ton about cryptocurrency. I have like the general idea of it.
But none of- It's all so stupid and so- It's so stupid.
But as far as I am aware, you can be cheated out of your money very easily.
You can invest a lot of money into like, I don't know, an NFT or some stock for something,
And that can like drastically drop in value.
Therefore, you have been cheated.
Money can cheat on you.
Money can cheat you and it happens...
A lot.
Money, for sure, you can be cheated by it.
And "love doesn't pay the bills"?
It kind of does. It kind- It kind of does.
Because if you're in a house where there are two people earning money...
The bills are going to be half the price.
Like if you- if you live alone, you're paying 100% of the bills.
If you- If you live with a partner, you're paying 50%. So...
Kind of does. Love does pay the bills. It does.
Money does cheat. Love does pay the bills.
I don't know what else to tell you.
Does anyone else drink out of mugs like this?
I am right-handed but I drink with my left hand.
And I never hold the handle.
Wh- What- I just don't understand the point of this one.
You chasing me?
No, she's not though. We aren't- They're not-
They're not. If they're saying you're chasing them, then you probably are.
"Me? Chasing you? Read it the other way around" They're not chasing you.
Why would- They wouldn't accuse you of chasing them. If you-
If they were chasing you, they wouldn't-
Clearly, just hasn't had anyone romantically interested in him, right?
That's where these people will come from.
Like, no one has been romantically or sexually interested in you, and everyone has rejected your coming on to them.
Because you're an assh_le and so you turn into,
"Fine, I don't need women anyway. I have money and when you hurt me, I will f_cking kill you."
And there's your answer as to why no one likes you.
And they all turn down your advances because you're terrifying and you've said it multiple times.
That is one of the funniest things I've read.
I want that is like...
Like a- Like- Like a- Like a Minion meme.
You know? Like this would make a perfect, like, Facebook Minion meme.
But like, the equivalent of- instead for like middle-aged women, but the equivalent for middle-aged men.
Like fit- like fishing?
What do middle-aged men posted on Facebook? I don't know.
The Minion meme is for like mums and aunties.
I don't know, um, but make it a meme.
And then give it to me.
To put on my wall.
Listen.
I am fundamentally against the idea of picking people apart for their like, grammar and their spelling.
I used to do it a lot when I was younger.
You know? You just- That's what people did. That's what I used to do.
But I realized, you know, we don't all have access to the same education.
We all have different circumstances that can prevent you from learning proper grammar.
It could be their second language, they could be dyslexic,
A whole bunch of reasons as to why we shouldn't just like pick apart people's grammar and spelling.
Uh, because it's- it's not the point.
But, in the context of this TikTok...
My guy.
If you're going to be posting about how you need a good education and a good career because that'll never leave you,
You should at least be able to spell the word career.
You just look- You just look a little bit silly.
You just look a little bit silly.
Speaking of looking silly, I just said I only drink with my left-hand holding the- And I-
I just picked my mug up like this.
And now I feel stupid.
And also, again, your money can just up and leave you if you invest in the wrong place, or you like spend it all.
And your education doesn't guarantee success.
And a career isn't a 100% guarantee.
We- Listen, you live under- under the same system as we do, my guy.
You're not a billionaire. Don't try to pretend that you are.
Making these posts isn't gonna make you a billionaire.
We're all in the same position here, and that's being beaten down by capitalism.
Um...
You're just as uncertain about tomorrow as the rest of us.
I mean, you're right.
You're right.
Great!
Don't chase women all day. Please. Thank you.
Keep this one. Keep this energy.
"Millionaire life never comes from chasing-" No!
Nothing comes from chasing women all day.
Don't chase women all day.
Thank you. Leave us alone.
These are so funny. Crypto bros are so funny to me.
It's so f_cking ridiculous. I don't understand... any of it.
Um, like, I get the basics of it but as a whole, as an idea and overall,
It is so stupid.
It's so redic- Nothing is real and this just proves that nothing is real.
Building a crypto em-
That's so funny. That's so funny.
"You wish you could have me but I'm too busy building a crypto empire."
Oh god! I'm really missing out!
I can't believe that you're not interested in me!
The Crypto King himself doesn't want me?!
Oh! What am I- Whatever am I going to do!
If you're investing in cryptocurrency...
I don't want to be your friend and I don't want to hear about it.
This is terrifying. This is so eerie and scary.
Why are you saying this?
It's like, this person needs to be like under watch.
Like, he needs to be under surveillance.
And the people commenting...
There was a comment that was like, "I'm your- I was your second follower. I take this so seriously. And I- I- I have the crazy brewing in me and I'm so angry and one day I'm gonna let it out like.."
Bro??! These people need to like be under surveillance.
Maybe that's what this account is.
They like, make these accounts and then they find all the people who actually genuinely feel this way and relate to them,
And then they just like keep an eye on them. You know?
Because... they...mmm...
No...
Because they- they will snap and they will hurt people and then they'll blame women.
And that's not cool, that's not okay.
Please, we need to keep an eye on them.
"I'm the type of crazy you won't want about because they didn't know crazy like me exist-" Bro....
We've already been over this one.
They make so many of the same TikToks.
It's like, it's the same thing over and over again. It's..
F_ck women, love money.
F_ck women, but like not f_ck women, but like f_ck women. You know?
Because they can't f_ck women.
I'm sorry.
Not that that should be the objective or the goal, but that is funda- like that is that is where it comes from, you know?
That is- That is where this bruising comes from and it leads to like a resentment of women.
Because these men already all hate women, and now they hate them more.
Money. As long as you're chasing money and leaving me alone, I care a little bit less.
Like, if your whole thing is like, "Don't even look at women. Don't talk to women."
That's fine. But if your thing is like...
"Earn money so women will want you, and then you deserve women."
That's different and that's where this sort of gets a little bit out of hand.
Because this is where the Incel community is.
And we all know how they feel about women.
They're scary. They're some of the scariest people.
Um, as they've said.
They've said it themselves. They are the scariest people.
At least they're self-aware, but they see it as a good thing and that's so terrifying.
I don't like the energy. I don't...
I don't appreciate the energy. We need to leave that energy behind.
Um, yeah.
Build your cryptocurrency empire, I don't care.
I don't understand it. I think it's ridiculous and I think that the system really needs to change.
Um, but it- go off.
Just know I'm f_ckin judging you and so are a lot of people.
This is so, so weird. It's so f_cking weird.
This has been my video.
I think this is the first video I've done on like, Alpha males.
I don't think I've done one out of the like...
Year and a half I've been making videos, the fact I've never done an alpha male video is...
Like quite...
Wild. Everyone does Alpha Male videos,
I don't know why I haven't. I think it's just because everyone else had. I don't know.
I don't know but we've done one now!
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