[grunting]
-Hey, what's going on?
Oh, my god!
What the hell?
-Ahh!
Oh, my god!
The chip is out!
He thinks it's so cool!
Isn't this cool?
-Uh!
Oh!
Boss, that feels crazy.
Ahh!
-Ahh.
-I suppose we should be thankful, Blue Sun.
You led us straight to theGreat Sword of Destiny.
And now, I am going to avenge every person who has died--
ever!
-Wait.
What about all those people who died of old age?
-Them too!
-That's a stupid plan!
Now give me back that sword!
-Hmp.
You're a stupid plan.
Throw the round head into the volcano!
[whimpering]
-Ahh!
-I curse life.
-Red?
What are you doing here?
-After I finished drinking all those girls and screwing all
that beer, I decided I shouldcome back for my friend.
-I must be dead.
- (ASIAN ACCENT) Blue Sun, thered one tells the truth.
You have a very good friend indeed.
-You were right, man.
For once, I got to finishwhat I started.
Plus, that sword is pretty tight.
-That's what I've been sayingthe whole time!
So, you're back?
-I'm back, dude.
-Uh.
You?
You're back?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) It's is timeto finish what I started
10,000 years ago.
-Are you still butt hurt about that little geisha
you called a wife?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) The only one who's about to be hurt is you.
-Ha ha ha ha ha.
You really think you can defeat all of us?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) And did you know I can go all night, baby?
I'm nocturnal.
Uhh!
-We're in for a huge fight, aren't we?
-You know it!
Try to take some notes.
-Ha.
Yeah, right.
I didn't play all those video games for nothing.
New challenger appears--
K.O. Flawless victory!
Finish him!
Oh, my god.
This is actually working!
-Yeah, dude!
Keep doing it!
-Hadouken!
-Brutality.
-Animality.
-Bestiality!
-Gross.
-You can't kill me!
You're just a stupid raccoon!
- (ASIAN ACCENT) You needbetter insults!
Huh.
Father Son.
-BOTH: Holy shit!
- (ASIAN ACCENT) If you ever want to fight evil, you must
keep your elbows straight.
- (ASIAN ACCENT) Father, one dayI want to go to America.
-(ASIAN ACCENT) That is not a country yet.
-(ASIAN ACCENT) You are Lord of Tachigami?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Did you ever wonder why we have
the same last name?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Impossible!
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Father Sun, whydid you become so evil?
- (ASIAN ACCENT) I had to avengeall the people who have
died in the world.
-(ASIAN ACCENT) But by killing people, aren't you creating
more people you need to avenge?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Yes.
This way, I can do this sweet job forever!
-(ASIAN ACCENT) You are evil.
-(ASIAN ACCENT) And you kept your elbows straight.
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Siya-nara, Father Sun.
-Oh, shit.
Nature's ninja.
-Raccoon, you okay?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) I am so sad.
-But you did it, man!
You freakin' cut your dad's head off.
[sighs]
-(ASIAN ACCENT) It is true.
Tachigami is finally defeated.
-Yeah, that hombre is muerte.
-What is that?
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Ocho Muerte.
Follow me!
Ooh fuck!
-Holy shit!
That's Ocho Muerte?
-That is a big ass sushi!
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Boys, yourtown is in grave danger.
-Oh, my god!
Pink!
-She's probably fine.
Okay.
We should probably get down there.
-Let's go!
-(ASIAN ACCENT) Quickly!
There is no time to lose!