- My hair is OOC, out of control.
Today I'm wearing matching outfit with Max.
This is one of the rare times
that I actually copied his outfit.
'Cause I walked out with a sweater
not realizing that it's like 28 degrees outside.
Then he made me change to this.
Okay, well technically was his idea to match.
I'll show you him
when he gets out of the bathroom.
- Are we matching?
- See? I told you.
Right now we're at The Montreal Biodome.
We had to get out of the house 'cause the AC
in our house is not working.
So Max had the bright idea to take us
- On a fun date to the biodome and they have AC
let's go hang out with the polar bears and the penguins.
- And the pangolins.
Do they have pangolins? No.
- What's a pangolin?
First we start with the biodome
and then we're gonna go to the botanical garden.
I'm hoping to get some tonight.
- (laughs) Shut up.
maxandyos.com.
We're so dumb though.
We arrived here at like 4:20 PM and they close at five.
Although the security was like, we won't kick you out
until six.
- We're good.
- Did you empty your balls?
- Hm.
- Wait, is that where pee's stored? In your balls or no?
- No, my bladder.
- Oh.
(light jazz music)
- Wanted to cool off at the sub polar region?
- Yes.
- The polar bear!
- [Yos] Oh my God.
Oh my god it is freezing.
- Look.
We can put our names on it.
- That's supposed to be a heart.
- Check here
- Stop!
- [Yos] Yos, Max.
- Penguins.
- [Yos] Oh my God.
Penguins!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, they're so cute.
Look at these two guys chilling right there.
Wait, are they real?
- Yeah. - Oh.
Did you know that gay penguins exist?
- Really?
- Yeah. Sometimes they couple and egg together.
They steal it from a female.
We should do that.
- Oh my God. That's so cute.
- Yeah, we should find a female
to steal a baby from, maybe this one?
- This one.
- No (laughing)
- The Tropical forest.
It's gonna be humid now.
- Watch your hair it's gonna turn curly.
- After the cold of The North Pole,
where my balls did, now they're gonna do...
- Oh my god, Yos, you have big bugs in your hair.
- [Yos] Not sure if that- - I'm kidding. (laughing)
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God. They're just out the open.
- Are these the kind of parrots that you can keep as pets?
- [Max] Yeah. If you're a pirate.
- I want one
- [Max] They live for a hundred years. Can you take that?
No they don't.
- [Max] Yes they do. - No, they don't.
- [Max] You know when you get a parrot,
that's the kind of thing that you have to put
on your will.
Really? - [Max] To give to
your succession.
Cute outfit, by the way,
10 out of 10.
Don't you feel like Dora the Explorer?
- Sure.
- I'm Diego, you're Dora.
- Sure, yeah.
- Those parrots are just really still over there.
How do they know not to like go anywhere else?
Oh my God.
Max just made them dance.
- It's trying to communicate.
(Max making bird noises)
- [Yos] Oh my God.
- Rock and roll.
- These. What are they called?
Capy... Capybaras. Capybaras?
- Capybara or something like that.
- They just look like giant hamsters. No?
- Oh my god, they're so cute though.
- Aren't they from the same family?
- Oh my God, they're looking at us.
Hi!
Wave, wave!
- Hi Capybaras.
- Humans are supposed to only just live,
like, in the wilderness like this,
surrounded by trees and nature and animals.
- With no AC?
- No AC, no condoms, no lube.
How would we survive?
We'd probably just trade stuff.
We'd barter with our neighbor.
We'd trade boyfriends.
- Sure.
I don't think that's how it works.
Even in the animal kingdom.
They getting coupled.
- We're like monkeys and monkeys couple for life.
- Is that true?
- Yeah.
- [Max] What can you see?
- Fishies? Wait that one's so massive.
- [Max] Show me.
I'm an idiot.
- [Max] When you get stung by them, it hurts so bad.
So never piss in the ocean.
- No, you're supposed to pee on yourself.
If you get stung by a jelly fish.
- [Max] Oh - What do you mean,
never pee in the ocean?
- [Max] Well, I heard a story about someone peeing
in the water of the ocean in the small fish
went up inside his dick.
- Ew!
- [Max] You Google it. Facts.
(packet crumpling)
(chips crunching)
- [Max] Look at you looking all pretty
with that outfit.
I prefer that kind of outfit than the big, large pants one.
- I feel so dead.
I got like two hours
of sleep last night 'cause I was sweating on my armpits,
my balls, my back.
- [Max] I slept like a baby.
Take a break now, eat your chips.
Stop playing with your food.
- Try it, like... - No.
- So we're gonna be out here till 7.30,
which is when they're gonna open the gates
to the festival of lights.
It is now 6:00 PM.
We're gonna do here for an hour and a half.
- Veggie soup and cornbread.
This is the worst spoon ever.
It's flat
- Like my ass.
- No, your is getting it's getting firm.
Not flat.
You have a nice ass, I can vouch for it.
- [Max] Ooh. It's like you're transported
to another country.
- Welcome to my garden.
- [Max] Your secret garden?
Do you ever share more of your secret garden?
- Shut up. (Max laughing)
Look, big cock.
(Max laughing)
- [Max} There's a big cock in your secret Garden.
(Yos laughing)
Don't go too fast.
- [Yos] Oh my god, it's so cool.
- [Max] What's that? Yes.
You secret passage to go necking.
Take my hand, then run away.
We can leave this kingdom, at once.
- This is like the perfect spot to do your "shang chi" move.
- Bonsai trees.
At some point, one of my hairdressers were like,
Yos, your hair's so straight.
Cutting your hair is like cutting a Bonsai tree.
- Kip, kip, kip. You have to be super meticulous.
- Yeah.
(ethereal voices singing)
- That's what I sound like when
I haven't had sex in a week.
A minute ago, there was a kid and he was
just walking through with his parents
and he was like shaking.
He was like, "I'm so scared."
- Yos, it was you.
- No (laughing)
- [Yos] Last part of the tour,
a rice Queen's natural habitat.
- Jitsu garden
- Naruto. (laughing)
- [Yos] You're such a rice queen.
- You, you're a rice queen.
- [Yos] You're a rice queen.
We just got to downtown Montreal
and we're gonna have Korean food.
And then we went to the Japanese garden.
We went to the Chinese garden.
So now it's time for Korean.
- Our AC is still broken.
We're so screwed.
I just realized that we rarely ever vlog again at night,
but I'm going to tonight to keep my mind
off the fact that I'm sweating my balls off again.
My balls are sweating right now.
I bought a Kindle last week and I've been obsessed with it.
I didn't realize that you can read manga
on Kindles. Technology have advanced so well.
I'm trying to read more books.
So this past two weeks
I've read a total of six books.
Not Mangas, books.
And I'm proud of myself.
What I'm not proud about though is the fact
that four of the six books I actually bought non-Kindle.
So what the fuck is the point of a Kindle.
We, we don't know, but I'm gonna start reading more on this.
I promise.
My only issue is that reading off of a Kindle
is not very romantic.
Like this doesn't look very cute.
If I were to sit on a cafe
with like an actual paperback book, like this vibe,
actually I like when people do this. Just with one hand.
So professional, so cute.
So romantic.
Whereas this, it just feels so "meh."
I'm also trying to like spice up my wardrobe.
I'm trying not to be boring with the stuff that I bought.
So my friend and I bought
matching shoes and we ended up with these.
These are Rick Owens, converse, collabs.
- [Max] Package for you.
- Oh my God.
And it has like square toes.
Max hates it.
He thinks I look like a duck.
I know most of you guys will hate it.
It's a polarizing item.
I'll give you that.
But polarizing is not a bad thing
because at least it's memorable.
Oh.
Sweater.
Oh, it looks really big.
- Let's see your nips.
- Did you change on purpose to match me?
I picked this out for him.
- It's PJ now.
- We look like sailors.
- Exactly (laughing).
- Home. Sweet home.
- Did you have fun today?
- Yeah
- Me too.
So what's the verdict.
Do I get some?
- Can we like, can we like go five minutes
without talking about sex?
- Mm hmm.
You know what I love?
- What?
- Sex.
- When sex is good. Everything else is.
- I had, like, this hardcore Christian coworker
back when I was working retail.
And then, I don't know why she told me this,
but it stuck with me.
One of their pastors in her church told everyone
that sex, it's like the best gift from God to marriage
because you can fix any issue with sex.
Like, if you are fighting, have sex, and it's all gone.
Or if you are having a bad day, you have sex.
Religious people love sex.
- Makes everything better.
- What would you rate our day today?
- A solid eight.
- I would've had a lot more fun if I wasn't like so tired.
So for me it was kind of a five.
- (laughing) It's. Okay. Not every date
needs to be perfect.
- It's true.
Some days has to be bad.
So you realize when it's good.
So when it's good, it's really good.
- Make you appreciate the good ones.
- Yeah.
- You're the best one.
- Okay. Thank you guys for joining our date day.
I hope you guys had the most fun.
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- Bye.
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