Oh, god.
Ew.
No, ma'am.
[LAUGHING]
I love it.
Welcome to OMKalen's very first Thanksgiving feast.
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So y'all are known for trying things.
So I thought today you would try some of my iconic dishes
from OMKalen.
First up, the 7-Up salad cake.
Oh.
Oh, god.
No.
Oh, woo.
What is it?
Jesus take the wheel.
Ew.
Wonderful.
All right.
It jiggles.
Ew.
Look at that.
Ain't that beautiful?
It has 7-Up, for one.
OK, then what else?
It has some pineapple.
Ew.
Look at that.
It's what I always imagined Nickelodeon slime would
feel like.
You know what?
It smells like the punch that's at a antique shop
during like a Harvest Festival in your small town.
OK.
The pineapple ring punch.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why aren't you eating it, Kalen?
Oh, I didn't get any.
Did I?
Yeah, you can just eat right from here.
Here.
I'll serve it.
I'll serve you.
Yeah, Kalen.
We got you.
Oh.
We don't want you to feel left out.
OK.
Here we go.
We know you worked so hard on this, Kalen.
We want you to enjoy the fruit of your labor.
OK, shall we.
All right.
Let's do it.
Oh, my god.
It smells like an air freshener at a gas station.
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Oh, yeah.
Mm.
This is amazing.
Oh, I'm into it.
It's like eating whipped cream.
It tastes like Sprite.
Oh, it's so good.
Confusing.
Wow.
Dude, it's so good.
It is better than it was before.
It's creamy.
It's fruity.
It's got like a little carbonation somehow.
It's excellent.
Wow.
I hate the texture, but--
Eugene don't like it.
No, ma'am.
What it taste like to you?
It tastes like--
Dude--
I might have--
I'm sorry.
I'm going to finish your piece in a second.
I butt in for a second.
I'm on board.
What were you saying, Eugene?
I used to grow up around a lot of white people who
would make things like ambrosia salads and this type of [BEEP]..
There used to be like a 70s cook book that had stuff like this.
Is this from that cookbook?
I don't know.
Because that needs to go right to hell.
OK.
This is white people stuff right here.
Well, send me to hell, because I love it.
Wow.
Well, great.
Bon appetite.
Oh, my god.
You ate it all.
He ate the whole thing.
I mean, when do you ever get to have
a cake that's full of cherries.
Usually you only get one.
OK.
Now the secret ingredient though--
Uh oh.
Is mayonnaise.
That makes sense.
That's why it's so thick and creamy.
Lies.
The next one is another throwback,
a favorite, a fan favorite.
Potato salad cake.
No.
Oh, I saw you react to this.
I've been so excited to eat this.
No.
Yes.
I love to make dreams come true, darling.
Let's bring this relic.
It even has a K, darling.
The decoration is the details.
It's the details.
Look at that.
This is everything that's at a picnic in like June
in the summer.
Yeah.
It's like all the things.
They just put it in one thing.
Uh huh.
Why bother stopping at different stations.
You can just get it all-- ooh.
Where did that burp come from?
Seeing a cake bed made out of sliced hot dogs
is genuinely a nightmare.
This is a phobia I didn't know I had.
This is horrifying.
Yeah, yeah.
Get it.
A big old slice.
There you go.
He lost all his hot dogs.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need some more hot dogs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get those in there.
Don't let it mix with the--
Look at that.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
After the first one was so good, I'm expecting big things.
Same.
Oh, I lost a pickle.
Give me those hot dogs.
I love all these things.
Y'all need to go on Fear Factor.
Everybody take your bite.
Oh, cheers.
Cheers to potato salad cake.
Cheers.
Oh, no.
Oh, damn.
OK, ready?
All for you.
Ah.
Mm.
That is good.
Oh, boy.
You don't like it?
No, ma'am.
No.
You don't like it?
I'm going to join with the no ma'am.
No, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
Most of it tastes like onions.
And that's--
Very oniony.
It's very onion heavy.
Do you like onions?
I love onions, but I don't know if I like only onions.
Really just combining a plain hot dog with potato salad
is a very strange texture.
It's both the mushiest and the crunchiest food I've ever had.
I hate the texture of this.
Oh, OK.
Well, so we're going to give that a zero then?
Yeah, I'm past [INAUDIBLE].
I'll give it a two.
A two.
A two?
Honestly, if the potato salad was better.
Yeah, I think that's the problem.
Yeah, it needs to be better potato salad.
OK.
Here we go.
Next one.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Coca Cola cake!
Oh.
No.
What is-- are there sunflower seeds in there?
Yeah.
It looks like glass.
That one-- oh, that one's real jiggly.
Look at that.
This one is beautiful.
Isn't it cute?
Ain't it pretty?
Now, this one's actually not that bad.
I've tasted this, and it is good.
It smells like French fries.
It definitely still looks like congealed vomit.
OK.
You ready?
Is that made with Jell-O?
Yes.
There is Jell-O. There is Jell-O.
It does look like a holiday reef.
You OK?
Yeah.
I'm great.
Why are there so many sunflower seeds?
Y'all, it's not that bad.
I promise.
OK.
Eat up.
OK.
Doesn't it smell like French fries and Coca-Cola?
That's probably the sunflower seeds.
Yeah.
Oh, it does smell like McDonald's fries.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Why does it smell like French fries?
Are there French fries in here?
That would be good.
A long fry is always good.
Oh.
What the [BEEP].
You didn't like it?
That's crazy.
I do like it.
OK.
See, I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew you was going to like it.
That is wild.
No.
It's good.
Right?
It is just the sweetest stale Coca-Cola and sunflower
seed after taste.
Uh huh.
A little crunchy.
A little crunchy, crunchy.
It doesn't work at all.
You didn't like it, Eugene?
The Jell-O just melts immediately.
No, ma'am.
I don't like it, but I'm interested in it.
OK.
You know?
As in, I keep going in because I want to know more about it.
That's me about men.
Now, this next one is off the rails, baby.
OK?
This one is the one and the only, fried milk.
I'm sorry.
What?
Fried milk.
How do you fry milk?
What?
It smells awesome.
I'm down with this one.
Oh, this looks cool.
This is like a Chinese.
Yes, it's coated in cinnamon.
Dude, this looks crazy.
Is it.
Oh, the texture.
Oh.
Oh, the texture.
It's like the softest fish.
It's like you took a churro out way too soon.
I believe we used coconut milk.
Hell yeah.
I appreciate that.
Doug, the middle looks like the flakiest white fish.
Yes, ma'am.
That one's good.
See, I feel like because we use coconut milk,
it would taste kind of like a cinnamon piña colada
or something like that.
Oh, you don't like it?
Oh, Eugene, you're the only one that like it.
I like this one.
I'm into it.
Oh, OK.
The cinnamon is doing a lot.
OK.
Good, good, good, good.
All right.
It's like cinnamon toast scallops.
But y'all know this next one is a favorite of mine.
OK?
Oh, pumpkin spice hot dog.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Hell yes.
Hell yeah.
OK, everybody grab a hot dog.
Come on.
Don't eat yet though.
I've got to put the garnish on it.
Let me grab my garnish.
That's a big fan.
What are you going to put on this?
I got my--
No.
Rice whipped cream.
Kalen, no.
Come on.
What the hell.
Get it.
Oh.
Yes.
Here we go.
OK.
Squirting the friends can get messy.
Ready?
Here we go.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That ain't it.
We're going to need to put this spice on top.
Kalen, no.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Look at that.
Kalen.
I'm going to put some fried milk on top of mine.
Oh, OK.
Ew, Zach.
There you go.
Y'all, this is good though.
I just had this recently.
This is giving me major bursts.
You OK?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Ooh, you're going through it, baby.
I know.
What's inside the hot dogs?
Pumpkin spice?
Oh, it's inside?
Squeeze the hot dog.
It's like a pimple.
Yeah, it's inside the hot dog.
Oh no.
Dr. Pimple Popper, no!
Wait.
Oh, wow, Kalen, why?
No!
It's so gross.
So it's got like a shell of hot dog and an interior of pumpkin?
Yeah.
That's good.
Let's do it.
Ready?
Guys, you need to have an open mind in life
when you're trying new things.
This might be the best food we've ever had.
That's true.
[BEEP] exactly.
Jesus Christ.
No, it's not true.
Eat.
You took a big old bite.
You don't like that?
No, ma'am.
I taste nothing.
It's not bad.
It needs ketchup and mustard, but not bad.
OK.
It is mostly a hot dog, to be honest.
Hand me that, that spice.
I'm going to.
Yeah, I'm going to eat.
How did you get the pumpkin in there, Kalen?
Well, you got to put a straw in it,
and then you got to blow it out of the straw,
and then you've got to fill it up
with the pumpkin with a syringe.
I'm going to actually try this.
Let me taste specifically the pumpkin.
It's good.
But listen.
Because I felt bad that you was going to have to eat all this,
I made something very special for all of you.
What?
Very, very special.
What?
Back here.
I do not hate it.
It's mostly just a dog.
Kalen, you shouldn't have.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Now this is a--
this is a real treat, everyone.
Oh, god, how much does this weigh?
I know.
It's heavy.
Right?
Wow.
It's beautiful.
I know.
How nice.
I was about to say I was never going to come to your house
after this.
Is there a trick?
Is there a gotcha?
No.
There are razor blades in the middle.
It's just peach cobbler.
It's delicious peach cobbler.
Wow.
Just delicious peach cobbler.
It looks amazing.
Yay.
This is so emotional.
I'm just going to go straight in with this.
Is this a family recipe?
Yes, it is.
Well, my recipe.
I came up with it.
Now that, see, those types of lines make it more suspicious.
Oh.
It mostly tastes normal.
Right?
That's good.
Thank you.
Did you put any 7-Up in this or anything?
No.
There's vegan butter.
No, it tastes good.
This is great.
Kalen, this is delicious.
Well, thanks everyone for making this the best
OMKalen Thanksgiving feast we've had thus far, and not
just because it's the only one.
And be sure to check out the Try Guys on YouTube.
Until next time, bye bye everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Oh.
Ya'll, this is good though.
I just had this recently.