(sighs)
- Oh!
Oh no.
No, I thought, I thought we were done with this whole thing.
Okay, so when abouts are you from?
- October.
- Wow, oh, great, October, amazing, so soon.
There's so much year left.
- Look, I don't wanna be here any more
than you want me here, so can we just do this?
- Yeah, okay, let's get it over with, nice and quick.
- Good news or bad news?
- Who fucking cares?
I don't know, bad news.
Do it, let's get it over with, we'll end on an up note.
Honestly, there's nothing you can say.
Things are so bad right now,
I am certain that they only get better.
- Where abouts are you at?
- The protests for racial injustice
about George Floyd. - Jacob Blake.
- What did you say?
- Uh, what did you say?
- Did you say something different?
- I said George Floyd.
- Are things all better?
- I said George Floyd.
- 'Cause I think, I mean, presumably things are better,
you know, 'cause we all, I posted a black square, so...
(laughing)
Yeah, that was dumb, what I just said.
- Look, no, there's some things that are better.
I mean, the NBA players are being a lot more active
in Black Lives Matter, which I think is making a difference.
- Oh, that's, I mean, that's great.
- Yeah, I guess.
- I mean, I love that.
I mean, those are some proud boys there.
- Ooh, let's, let's not call them that.
- Why?
- You know what, actually, let's just
ah ah ah, let's rewind.
Maybe just right now, just for safety,
let's just say you're not a supporter of Proud Boys.
- Why would I say that?
- Just say it. Just, it's easy.
Oh, I don't know, so probably just say it.
- I don't wanna say it.
- Just say it.
It's easier, it's better, it's better if you say it.
- I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna,
I don't wanna say it, I don't know what this is about.
- Just say it, just say it. - I am not gonna say it.
You okay over there?
- Yep, yeah, I got this new thing I like to do.
Just calm down my anxiety.
It's a mantra I have, it's relax, breathe, ground.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah, or RBG for short.
- Oh, shit, okay, let's skip that one.
- What, what?
- Yeah, I don't think this is a good idea.
- It's fine, no, this is fine, I can handle it.
I mean, you're here, so I can obviously handle it.
What are you gonna tell me next, the sky is on fire?
- Well.
- Holy shit. - Yeah, it's not not on fire.
Well, it's not, no, no, no, it's not on fire.
It's just orange, which is interesting, because I guess
the forest fires have come full circle this year.
You know, with Australia, and now California.
It's kind of funny.
- How, how is it, no, that's not, that's not funny.
- No, it's not, I'm not laughing at it,
it's not funny, I'm not laughing at it,
I'm just saying, it's like, you know, ironic.
It's funny in an ironic way, it's funny.
- What? What's next, a city explodes?
- Too soon, man.
- What?
- Oh, you, no, never mind.
- No, no, no, there was an explosion?
- Oh, that reminds me,
don't go to any gender reveal parties.
- That doesn't make any sense.
- It will.
- Oh, is there any good news?
- Well, I mean, our last couple pandemic videos
have done pretty well.
- Okay, only thinking about yourself, really?
- No, no, no, I'm not, it's, it's a hard year.
You've gotta take the wins when you can.
- I guess.
So did we make any money, or?
- Yeah, a little bit, and thankfully
I didn't blow it on anything stupid.
Ah.
- Dumb, this is so dumb.
- Oh, that reminds me. Someone has COVID.
- Who? Me, my mom?
- No.
- My dad.
- No, it's someone higher up.
I can't tell you, I'm not supposed to say the name,
because, you know, the space time continuum,
and all those rules of time travel
that we're following so accurately.
- Trump?
- You didn't hear it from me?
- Oh, that's the least surprising thing you've said.
- That's true.
- Well, at least he has to self-isolate for 14 days,
so you can get a bit of a break, you know?
He's not gonna be around a bunch of people, which is good.
- Do you wanna try this?
- Oh no, thank you, I'm good.
I've got RBG.
- No, you don't.
- What? - What?
Oh, next time you're out, you're gonna wanna
pick up some toilet paper, also.
- Again?
- Again, yeah.
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