where were you from Zoey I'm from
Hackney Hackney are you from new hack me
or old Hackney I'm from acne before a
happy age using fresh meat as well which
was about like a house share yeah
Chester Depot screwface thank you the
Hackney is coming out way you know the
phrase resting I do feel like
if you grew up in Hackney at a certain
point in your life you just naturally
had to have resting just to
survive let's say I'm one of them I
wanted to use outside the boogie hey oh
yes
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we hosted bake-off as well yeah did you
see the one with nasty on it on bake-off
we've got something in common we we both
left the break off turn she's left
halfway though what we everyone says it
everyone for I just left Bake Off
because I was just not in the mood but I
actually was oh I can absolutely run in
the night oh I was worth like a
prostitute yeah so basically I did nine
days of only 24 hours sleep and bake-off
was the last of my finger book used to
present it with Mel G yes who's no G
some we boss wesco know she's polish
spice young men my God look at those
eyebrows I like to tit about their hater
but I love I just love her like she's a
good girl yeah she's incredible she's
got enough teeth for both of us which is
good she sees she's like my human token
so if I've done something stupid or
and I feel like I've done bad in the
world I can sort of produce her as my
mate and go I can't be all bad if Mel
likes you you're all right
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my first TV job I did a stand-up comedy
show and I think I went on a bit too
long and so in the Edit they cut out all
the sort of setups and they just had the
punchline
yeah also the microphone was like in
front of my face and actually when I
rang up clubs to say oh hi would you
consider booking me and actually I've
been on TV people would say yeah we saw
you we're not gonna book you so my first
TV job doing stand-up actually cost me
work like this show probably proper job
I used to work at Wembley Stadium just
sweeping up or picking up all the litter
on a match day so you as a waste man
technically you can explain it yep so
imagine you've got your own show yeah
yeah you sit there you giggle yeah you
don't read the auto queues right yeah
[Laughter]
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clean toilets for about six months some
very dirty toilets and then one guy came
in oh wow
sorry you was just so mowing that he's
the devil year after shoes
[Applause]
so you worked in toilets anyway I did a
lot of toilets yeah I once got tip I
walked in and he was on the bog having a
I'll come back later I didn't know
I'm finished and he said I should tip
you and he handed me a half-eaten bag of
cashews named Tyrone
[Laughter]
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you