-Hi.
I'm Fred Armisen.
And these are sounds for some ASMR.
This is just to shut out the world.
You can do it.
I know I can.
Are there any words that you like to say or whisper?
How about Dresden?
Dresden.
Puzzle piece.
Shovel.
It's relaxing, isn't it?
Puzzle piece, shovel, Dresden.
Musical instruments can be quiet.
How about a maraca?
[ Light rattling ]
[ Light rattling continues ]
What about the tambourine?
[ Light dinging ]
[ Light dinging continues ]
Jump rope, Connecticut, million, yellow, whatever.
Reykjavik.
Reyk-javik.
You can even do some words backwards.
Kivajkyer.
Do you hear it?
[ Light scraping ]
[ Light dinging ]
[ Light rattling ]
[ Tape squeaking ]
Now try to just throw it off your finger.
[ Thumping ]
[ Clicking ]
Let the air make the sound.
Shh.
[ Light scraping ]
Drumsticks can also make their own sound without drums.
[ Light tapping ]
I don't have a pen, so I'll do the sound effect myself.
[ Imitating pen writing ]
[ Imitating paper crunching ]
[ Imitating pen writing ]
Okay, I hope that helped you relax,
but now you've got to go back into the real world.
So let sounds become loud again.
Breathe loudly. Now you can be yourself.
That ASMR was part of the past.
Now you are back in real life.
[ Loudly ] You can talk at the volume you prefer.
You can use the words you like to use,
whatever accent you want. It's okay.
See ya later.