Here's a question.
Because there's been so many films that both of you
have done.
What is your favorite role that Tom has played, in what film?
Oh, wow.
My favorite one?
So many.
Oh, man.
No.
So many.
Oh no, I mean immediately, I thought, Sully.
Which is a surprise, because it's his most recent ones--
but I really love Charlie Wilson's War.
And I really love Forrest Gump.
OK.
Forrest Gump.
What is your favorite movie and role?
Well, you run the gamut with her.
Because there's something like Devil Wears Prada.
In which she's bigger than, and accurate to, life,
all at the same time.
And I would go with Sophie's Choice, was something.
That was great, yes.
The French Lieutenant's Woman.
That was anther one.
Out of Africa?
Out of Africa.
And also, when she played the Iron Lady, I thought that was--
Oh, thank you.
How do you do that?
All right.
Don't know how you do that.
Because you're both brilliant actors, thespians,
I would like to challenge you.
You mentioned Forrest Gump, and I
have a quote from Forrest Gump here,
that this will be you, if it were you in this role.
So you can either play it the way you would have done it,
or exactly as he did it.
Your choice.
Oh wow.
And then I'm going to give Tom the same challenge.
So your choice.
Do you want to do it your way?
Or the way he did it?
My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're going get.
That was excellent.
That was good.
All right.
All right, Devil Wears Prada.
You've got to top that.
Oh.
All right.
I'm just going to take the shot.
Take the shot.
Oh, get out the guest list.
You can start working on the seating chart.
Oh, by all means, move at a glacial pace.
You know how that's thrills me.
That is my character.
That's all.
[APPLAUSE]
That's really good.
This is Toy Story, so you will wear prop hats.
Oh dear.
It just goes on and on.
You are a toy!
You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're a-- you're an action figure.
You are a child's plaything.
Not bad.
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
With my eyes closed, that was exactly what it is.
Yeah, if we close our eyes.
All right, this is--
[LAUGHING]
All right.
Iron Lady.
Wow.
Oh here we go.
Man, oh that's fantastic.
Man oh man, all right.
Bear with me, now.
That's the real one.
Bear with me, now.
Yeah, it's the wig you used.
This is the real one?
It's the real one.
That's the one.
Roy did a hell of a job.
This is all looking right into the camera, this is good.
With all due respect, sir, I have
done battle every single day of my life.
And many men have underestimated me.
This lot seem bound to do the same.
But they will rue the day.
[APPLAUSE]
Hold, hold, hold, and out.
Cut.
All right.
After the break, I have a surprise.
Can I keep this?
Yes, you can.
And you can keep this.
We'll be right back.
Thank you.
I don't know if you know this, Meryl.
But Tom has been here so many times,
he actually was the one who coined
the phrase, Riffraff Room.
Riffraff Room, anybody back there?
We have the Riffraff Room.
I don't know, yet.
There they are.
Look at them.
By all means, don't buy anything at that shop.
It just happens to be there.
It's a coincidence.
So, but Tom has his own seat here.
And I've felt that that's not right.
You should also have your own seat.
So Andy, will you show them?
This is your, you now have your own seat.
Oh my god!
That's so cool.
Yes.
You have your own seat.
Thank you.
I don't recall where mine--
Yours is-- she's in front of you.
Yours is, if you'll stand up, ma'am, with the--
Just one back.
Yeah, just behind hers.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So Meryl's seat is in front of my seat?
Yes.
So she has a better seat?
Yes.
But can I just point out that, behind every successful woman
sits a loud mouth wisecracking guy?
I say, you've got a point.
Who explains everything to her.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SCREAMING] [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!