Today we shall teach you
how to become a true
classical music connoisseur.
Anyone that listens to Justin Bieber
is just like,
a mindless peasant.
Ohh, what is this?!
Ohh!
This low IQ music!
Make it stop.
How dare you play that around me!
You need to listen to some Bach.
If you can just play technique,
that's not enough.
That's circus music.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Too much technique.
Where's the music?
It's all about the appreciation, the music.
Can you show me how it's done then?
Sorry, my...
My taste is... is too good for you.
For chamber music is the most initimate form
of classical music.
Soloistic playing by itself is too egotistical.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Let me ask you:
How much chamber music do you play?
- I play a - - You don't play!
Oh, well of course!
I could tell,
because it's clear from your interpretation
that you have no idea
what's happening in the orchestra part, do you?
I mean, you're like—
Your sense of phrasing is all over the place!
You need to play chamber music!
Chamber music!
Do not listen to anything else
but classical music.
I am so classy and elite.
You must make it known to your friends
that you listen to the very
vague and ambiguous works
that nobody knows about.
I'm listening to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony!
It's so great.
Fifth Symphony?
Everyone listens to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
I like to listen to his Childhood Chorales
that he wrote
when he was eight.
And nobody knows about it!
I found the manuscript myself in his house.
Beethoven Five!
Ooh, Beethoven Five!
Step six:
Brag about your general knowledge.
Do you know what "forte" means?
It means "loud," right?
*Tsk*
Of course!
Everyone thinks it's "loud."
In Italian,
it means "strong."
And that's where "forte" came from.
Get it right!
What is this soloist?
He moves too much!
*gags*
At least I have a life.
Yuja Wang.
Stop showing your legs!
This is classical music.
I like to listen...
to Oistrakh,
Heifetz,
Arthur Grumiaux, Nathan Milstein,
- Isaac Stern - - No, stop, stop!
If you want the premium mint interpretation,
I listen to
Kachikawawa.
Kachikawawa?
All those others?
They don't understand Mendelssohn.
Kachikawawa...
is dating Mendelssohn's grandson.
She knows.
Never perform.
You haven't performed in a long time.
So you don't want everyone else to judge you,
because you be judging everyone else.
No, no, no, no, no!
Too much technique.
Where's the music?
It's all about the appreciation of music.
Can you show me how it's done then?
Sorry, my...
My taste is... is too good for you.
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because...
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