First, the iPod
Then, the iPod Nano
Then, the iPod Touch
And now,
The iPod Human!
The iPod Human comes in multiple colors,
Wicked white,
Burnt black,
Yucky Yellow,
Or even Retarded Red!
The iPod Human is only $799.99!!!
And it can hold up to 6.5 songs!
Here's some of our satisfied customers...
The iPod Human ruined my life,
Why would you make such a thing! Why would-
The iPod Human sucks!
I hate the iPod Human.
Heh heh...
Use the iPod Human at home!
OoOoOo whats love got to do, got to do with it whats love-
In the Car.
Soulja Boy up in this ho. Watch me crank that watch me roll.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy then superman that hooo-
In the bathroom.
Hoo ha hoo ha
Na na na na na na na na na.....
Or even when you go to bed.
F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me!
N is for aNywhere and aNytime at all down here in the deep blue sea...
The iPod Human is light and portable.
And you'll never lose it because it has a built in alarm,
that goes off every 3 seconds!
AAAHHHHH.........AAAAAAHHHHH......... AHHHHHHHHH
So what are you waiting for buy the iPod Human before it is too late.
The iPod Human does not protect against STD's.
If you experience explosive diarrea, cramping, vomiting,
or even death, contact your doctor because the iPod Human
may not be right for you.
Order Now!
TeeHee!