Show time!
Uh, what's happening?
Have you ever wondered which Casagrandes character is most like you?
Ooh! Does it have any quizzes?
Heck yes, it does.
Well, you're in luck. Just take this quiz,
and stick around until the end to find out.
What is this? Twenty questions?
And just so you don't forget...
I forgot everything!
Keep track of your answers as you go along.
We don't wanna miss this!
Alright, question number one: What sounds like fun?
Come on, Frida. Let's see what you got.
A. Piñata racing.
OK, new game: piñata racing!
[cheering]
[laughing]
B. Setting prices.
This mercado ain't big enough for the two of us.
Woo-hoo!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah!
C. Arm wrestling.
That's six times, Carl. Give it up.
No way! I'm wearing you down.
[groaning]
D. Animal noises.
You want a chimpanzee?
[shrieking]
Or maybe a humpback whale?
[howling]
I was thinking a little more human.
Or E. Sword fighting.
Get ready to be shark bait!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Ha-ha!
Well, that's going to be hard to top.
But let's move on to question number two.
What is your least favorite food?
I think I have a stomach ache.
A. Warm tuna salad.
We're looking for anything that smells bad,
is super stick or is just a pain to clean up.
Oh, what about this bowl of warm tuna salad?
Oh, man! That hits all three.
B. Raw onions.
Bobbito, the onions are too strong for your sensitive eyes.
No, no. This... this is great.
C. Watermelon.
You're a genius.
Yeah, but can he do this?
[moaning]
Look away!
D. Robot pancakes?
[screaming]
Time for breakfast! Time for breakfast! Time for breakfast!
Time for breakfast! Time...
For breakfast...
Or E. Spicy shrimp.
[squawking]
Water! Water!
Sergio, what happened to your voice?
Who ate all the spicy shrimp cocktail?
It wasn't me...
Question three: How do you get around town?
[screaming]
A. Skateboarding.
Yes! Woohoo!
That was sick and tight.
Did I say that right?
B. The Mercado delivery van.
Why don't you grab us a table while I park the van?
BRBB.
Be right back. What's the extra B for?
Babe.
Aw!
C. Ninja moves.
Ya! Ninja roll track and slide!
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle...
Chop! Kick, kick, kick! Karate!
Carl, stop fooling around.
D. The subway.
- Oh Sid, watch out for the... - Gum? Saw it.
Whoa... whoa!
Banana, I was gonna say banana.
Or E. The dog.
[screaming]
Wait. OK, come back.
Question number four: What's your style?
Rosa, you shrunk my shirt.
That's Carl's shirt, tonto.
Oops.
A. Purple hoodie.
I need you to do a makeover.
Oh, finally! We'll start by throwing out all of these clothes.
I usually donate, but nobody is going to want these.
Not me, her!
Oh. See, I didn't mean that. You have just a really
unique look. It's sort of rugged yet--
Dude, move on.
B. A purple hoodie.
There. That'll take care of the facial hair problem.
And now for the belly hair problem.
Wait, what? Ah!
I used to have an innie.
C. Purple hoodie.
[whistling]
[groaning]
D. Luchador mask.
Now, what are our character's back stories?
Oh! How about this.
Since we're green, we can be radioactive booger people.
Or E. Still purple hoodie.
Hey dudes, it's me, Ronnie Anne.
Just coming to play with Carlitos.
Question number five: What's your greatest talent?
You are a natural!
A. Prank master.
[screaming]
Pickle juice?
Is that all you got?
Actually, no. Carlotta, release the catnip.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
[meowing]
[screaming]
B. mercado Feng Shui.
Do you think anyone notices that I stack the soup cans in rainbow order?
No offense Bobby, but probably not.
Nelson, heel!
Oh Bobby, I'm so sorry.
I know you stack those cans in rainbow order.
C. Smooth talker.
Greetings, my lovely cousin.
Oh, hey Carl.
D. Dance moves.
Do you think if we practice hard enough,
we could be back-up dancers for Twelve is Midnight?
Totally!
Or E. Master chef.
I wasn't sure if you wanted breakfast or lunch, so I made both.
I can eat both.
Te adoro, mi hijo!
- Alright, final question. - Whoa!
What is your guilty pleasure?
Ah, I am obsessed with those tamales.
I dreamt about them all night.
A. Telenovelas.
That's Ana Ronalda.
She defends the poor from the greedy bad guys.
She's pretty cool and probably reminds you of someone.
Hi-ya!
B. Stickers and glitter.
Do you think that's enough stickers? Oh, maybe it needs glitter.
C. Model trains.
But I'm not making the train noises.
- That's for babies. - Suit yourself.
Choo-choo! Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga.
D. Bunyon scraping.
OK, real talk. Get me one of these for my birthday.
Or E. Crackers.
Hey Sergio, who's your favorite Casagrande?
Me, no contest.
Carl's a close second.
Carl for the win!
Works every time.
Alright, it's the end of the quiz, so grab your answers,
and get ready to find out which Casagrandes character
is most like you.
That's it? I need to know what happens next.
If you answered mostly A's, you're most like Ronnie Anne.
I'm about to blow your mind.
Whoa!
Yeah!
If you answered mostly B's, you're most like Bobby.
I hate to admit it, Bobby, but I may have misjudged you.
Tonight you have proven yourself not completely useless.
Aw, thanks Carl. That means a lot.
If you answered mostly C's, you're most like Carl.
This kind of handsome doesn't happen on its own.
Stop it! You're smushing the flare!
If you answered mostly D's, you're most like Sid.
I can be your wing woman, but if I see the bird, I gotta run.
And if you answered mostly E's,
well, you're a little bit like every character.
But you're still 100% Casagrande.
[cheering]
Thanks for playing. Adiós!
Uh, that means 'goodbye' in Spanish, duh.