Now where did I put that resume?
Nope not that.
Oh, this thing!
[explosion]
Ah Ha!
Here we go!
[sigh]
Hmm..
Says here you're a science teacher?
Not exactly
But you have teaching experience.
Oh no I can't say that I do...
Not even like baby sitting?
I would never sit on a baby!
I'm getting a really good vibe about you.
Now hold on. Let me see that resume.
It says here that you were a genius inventor?
MAD! ...
genius inventor.
and then for the last few years you've ... been in a very dark place
and your title was... revenge seeker?
Ja, that's basically what I been up to.
But honestly, kids' smiles brighten my heart and fill me with a joy-adjacent feeling!
Well you seem terrific! You're hired!
What?!?
This morning's school sign is supposed to read:
"SEWAGE PLANT FIELD TRIPS ARE TODAY"
So, can either of you explain why it now reads
"COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"?
Haha
I know you two are responsible.
How? How do you know? Do you have any proof?
Ever since you've attended this elementary school
you've been responsible for one prank after another!
Wow that's a lot of pranks.
Yeah, when it's cut all together like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
And dangerous. Like that tiger?
Oh that tiger was crazy!
AAH!
Tra-La-LAA!
Are you worried 'bout impending doom?
those evil villains got you filled with gloom?
Don't you fear, there's a hero in the sky! The sky! The sky!
He's still a work in progress.
It's not a bird and it's not a plane
Ha ha!
And it's not an egg salad sandwich
It's the waistband warrior
Hear his mighty battle cry!
Tra-La-LAA!
(Underpants)
Hey watch out crime!
(Captain Underpants)
It's wedgie power time!
Na na na na na, Captain Underpants, yeah yeah yeah!
Faster than a speeding waistband!
(Underpants)
He's busting down doors
(Captain Underpants)
While wearing just his drawers
Na na na na na, Captain Underpants, yeah yeah yeah!
More powerful than boxer shorts
His name is under- under- underpants
Under- under- underpants
Oh yeah by some unlikely chance, Captain Underpants is his name!
Tra-La-LAA!
Snap your fingers and he'll be right there
That freaky bald dude in his underwear
He'll drop his trousers and he'll fight to save the day! The day! The day!
Wow he is super dumb.
There he goes in his dashing cape
Here he comes in tighty whities
All the bad guys soil themselves
every time they hear him say...
Tra La La
(Underpants)
Hey, who's that hunk?
(Captain Underpants)
Is that cotton pre-shrunk?
Na na na na na, Captain Underpants, yeah yeah yeah!
Now it is time to fly again!
(Underpants)
Suspend your disbelief
(Captain Underpants)
He'll save the world in his briefs
Na na na na na, Captain Underpants, yeah yeah yeah!
Here, let me help... you're welcome!
Under- under- underpants
I'm sayin' under- under- underpants
Check out that superhero stance
Captain Underpants is his name!
Stand down!
Under- under- underpants
He's Captain
Under- under- underpants
Hang on, sidekicks!
By some crazy circumstance Captain Underpants is his name!
Tra-La-LAA!